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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted July 21, 2000 05:58 PM
  
yesterday at the gym there was this guy doing some incline bench presses and right before he started <fart>. it was freakin loud and it was about a 2 sec one. this guy didn't say excuse me. it was funny as hell because there was this guy using a cable machine right beside him and he jammed so quick man it was so funny. I was laughing my ass off. did any one else ever encounter someone like that. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 543) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:03 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha.... man its all that dam protein the boys are eating .....peeeyeewwwwww!!!! bro i catch myself running to the corner when someone lets one go... but i must say at least that smell goes away what about when you get caught next to the guy with the kicking BO peace romeo IP: Logged |
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Hindustan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:08 PM
Hehhe! As for me, I dont bother running to the edge of the corner or sprinting to the bathroom. My friends already know that i Have excess gas due to my eating habits, so when one nice fart comes along, I bolt next to the closest friend I have and RELEASE away :-) I swear sometimes the smell is so bad, I THINK i actualy shit my pants. Hindustan ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 954) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:19 PM
I would not work out with you hindu. The funniest is when someone cuts one when they have headphones on and they aint sure if it was loud or not so they kinda scan the people around them to see if they heard. haha Slopain IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 543) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:27 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ah ahaha man that shit kills me peace romeo IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:37 PM
I just remembered about another one. there was this guy doing pulldowns and he cut one and there were about 4 guys around. I was one of them. I just remember resting then shooooooo man it smelt like rotten hardboiled eggs. And to top it off it was one of those that just hung around for a while. this was a long time ago though. this one stank bbbbaaaaadddddd. All of us resting looked at each other and we all took off. een the fart man took off. if it is crowded at the gym thats the way to get what you want. the guy left the whole cable machine empty and some stuff near by too. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 297) |
posted July 21, 2000 08:30 PM
Nothing is worse than spotting someone on a pre-contest diet while they're doing pull-ups. Just ask my hubby - today was back day!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 424) |
posted July 21, 2000 11:58 PM
BMOM - LMAORAOTF!!! Oh, poor hubby!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1298) |
posted July 22, 2000 03:47 AM
shit cant you guys keep anything down. i had this problem to, when i first starting with a serious diet...but not anymore oh and BMom..thats GROSE!!! ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 297) |
posted July 22, 2000 08:08 AM
Nah Brotha - Dems just da facts!!!!!  IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 419) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:02 PM
this is some funny shit man!! IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 374) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:42 PM
Fellas, this issue isnt a joking matter. My evening bouts with protien gas are so terrible even I am repulsed by them. I swear my colon needs an exorcists. They are these whispy, silent hot farts that seem to linger forever. There so thick not even my sealing fan is able to disperse them. Really sucks. On the humerous side, I love nothing more than to be in the same car with "Dogballs" and unleashing one of those fuckers. I swear it chokes him. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Future One Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:13 PM
can you please pardon my utter and complete ignorance, but what the hell does B.O. stand for?? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted July 23, 2000 12:55 AM
ha ha ha with dogballs. thats freakin funny. have you ever done it to family? and for the b.o. guy it stands for body odor. how old are you by the way. I think your around 13. you never knew what b.o. was. now you do. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 548) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:39 AM
Wanna hear some 'shit?' Yesterday morning, I woke up briefly and felt a fart coming on...no big deal...hmmmm...wait.a..minute....that felt a little wet for a fart...uhhhhhmmm....what is that running down to the front of my thigh!?!?!?!?!...Awwww..mannnn.....Damn that fuckin' flax oil!!! Grrrrr.... IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:47 AM
ever do that at the gym. ha ha ha that would be funny. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 548) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:50 AM
Naw.. not yet. As soon as I realized what happened though I looked at the clock: 6:14AM and said 'Fuck it' and just went back to sleep. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1298) |
posted July 23, 2000 04:03 AM
eww man..thats fucking grose.. there is only one exercise that for some reason makes me rip some..and thats leg presses..i dont know why..but every time i go heavy i swear it feels like it burns holes in my pants. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 297) |
posted July 23, 2000 08:46 AM
...and you all are calling ME gross? IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 424) |
posted July 23, 2000 09:10 AM
No shit...errr - I mean yes shit - I guess thats what happened to Frackal...ever heard of Depends? (just kidding Frackal) ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 548) |
posted July 23, 2000 02:16 PM
LOL Skydancer. Maybe I should have my mom pick me up some eh? Imagine me with on leg day in a holey black t-shirt, shaved head, soaked in sweat, and doing squats wearing just a diaper. Bwaaahahhahaha!! IP: Logged |
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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 601) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:01 PM
How the fuck do you peeps get the stank out of your car seats??? Mine is rank and the Febreese is becoming ineffective. Puc ------------------ IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 424) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:07 PM
Oh I THANK YOU for the LOVELY image Frackal...I'll never do my squats again without thinking of THAT!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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