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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1280) |
posted July 21, 2000 02:24 PM
   A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one "This is for the shame", and then the second one "This is for the glory." She then orders two more shots. She drinks the first one "This is for the shame" and then the second one "This is for the glory." She is about to order two more shots when the bartender stops her. "Ma'am, I was just wondering ... what's this about shame and glory?" "Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework naked. But when I bent over to pick something up, my Great Dane mounted me from behind." "That must be the shame," the bartender said. "No, that was the glory. The shame is when we got locked together and he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes." ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 415) |
posted July 21, 2000 02:50 PM
sicko - are you sure you didn't start that carb deplete today? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Big Buck Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 239) |
posted July 21, 2000 04:20 PM
damn Mr. Muscle that is a sick one, had me laughing though......he, he, he ------------------ IP: Logged |
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RippedNBuff Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted July 21, 2000 05:10 PM
eeewww dude, LOL though...  IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 280) |
posted July 21, 2000 05:12 PM
.....I'd be offended if I wasn't laughing so hard! IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 531) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:00 PM
he he he he
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1280) |
posted July 22, 2000 03:48 AM
hehe why would you get offended BMom?? do you do your houswork nude?? and do you have a dane?? in that case im sorry :P ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest [This message has been edited by MrMuscle (edited July 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 637) |
posted July 22, 2000 04:05 AM
muscle, check your email. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 345) |
posted July 22, 2000 04:45 AM
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