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posted July 19, 2000 10:04 PM            

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AHHH!!! ok, i'll make it up to you.. heres a nice little story

<< <<
> > > Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked
> >> > it
> >> >
> >> > >up
> >> > >> > and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the
> >envelope
> >> > >> again.
> >> > >> > There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address. She
> >read
> >> > the
> >> > >> > letter:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Dear Ruth:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > I'm going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I
> would
> >> > like
> >> > >> to
> >> > >> > visit.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Love Always,
> >> > >> > Jesus
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table.
"Why
> >> > would
> >> > >> the
> >> > >> > Lord want to visit me? I'm nobody special. I don't have
anything
> >to
> >>
> >> >
> >> > >> > offer."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to offer. I'll
> >have
> >> > to
> >> >
> >> > >> run
> >> > >> > down to the store and buy something for dinner." She reached
for
> >> > her
> >> > >> purse
> >> > >> > and counted out it's
> >> > >> > contents.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Five dollars and forty cents. "Well, I can get some bread and
> >cold
> >> > >cuts,
> >> > >> > at least."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > She threw on her coat and hurried out the door.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > A loaf of French bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a
> carton
> >> > of
> >> > >> > milk...leaving Ruth with grand total of twelve cents to last
her
> >> > until
> >> > >> > Monday.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her meager
> offerings
> >> > >tucked
> >> > >> > under her arm.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Hey lady, can you help us, lady?"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn't even
> >> > noticed
> >> > >two
> >> > >> > figures huddled in the alleyway. A man and a woman, both of
them
> >> > >dressed
> >> > >> in
> >> > >> > little more than rags.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Look lady, I ain't got a job, ya know, and my wife and I have
> >been
> >> > >> living
> >> > >> > out here on the street, and, well, now it's getting cold and
> >we're
> >> > >> getting
> >> > >> > kinda hungry and, well, if you could help us, lady, we'd really
> >> > >appreciate
> >> > >> > it."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Ruth looked at them both. They were dirty, they smelled bad
and
> >> > >frankly,
> >> > >> > she was certain that they could get some kind of work if they
> >really
> >> > >> wanted
> >> > >> > to.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Sir, I'd like to help you, but I'm a poor woman myself. All
I
> >have
> >>
> >> >
> >> > is
> >> > >a
> >> > >>
> >> > >> > few cold cuts and some bread, and I'm having an important
guest
> >> > for
> >> > >> > dinner tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > The man put his arm around the woman's shoulders, turned and he
> >> > headed
> >> > >> back
> >> > >> > into the alley. As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a
familiar
> >> > twinge
> >> >
> >> > >in
> >> > >> > her heart.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Sir, wait!"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley after
> them.
> >> > >"Look,
> >> > >> > why don't you take this food. I'll figure out something else
to
> >> > serve
> >> > >my
> >> > >> > guest."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > She handed the man her grocery bag.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Thank you lady. Thank you very much!"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Yes, thank you!" It was the man's wife, and Ruth could see
now
> >that
> >>
> >> >
> >> > >she
> >> > >> > was shivering.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "You know, I've got another coat at home. Here, why don't you
> take
> >> > this
> >> > >> > one." Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the
woman's
> >> > >> shoulders.
> >> > >> > Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street...
without
> >her
> >>
> >> >
> >> > >coat
> >> > >> > and with nothing to serve
> >> > >> > her guest.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Thank you lady! Thank you very much!"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front door, and
> >worried
> >> > >too.
> >> > >> > The Lord was coming to visit and she didn't have anything to
offer
> >> > Him.
> >> >
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But as she did,
> she
> >> > >> noticed
> >> > >> > another envelope in her mailbox.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "That's odd. The mailman doesn't usually come twice in one
day."
> >> > She
> >> >
> >> > >> took
> >> > >> > the envelope out of the box and opened it.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Dear Ruth:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > It was so good to see you again. Thank you for the lovely
meal.
> >And
> >> > >thank
> >> > >> > you, too, for the beautiful coat.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Love Always,
> >> > >> > Jesus
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > The air was still cold, but even without her coat, Ruth no
longer
> >> > >noticed.

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posted July 19, 2000 10:05 PM            

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AHHH!!! ok, i'll make it up to you.. heres a nice little story

<< <<
> > > Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked
> >> > it
> >> >
> >> > >up
> >> > >> > and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the
> >envelope
> >> > >> again.
> >> > >> > There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address. She
> >read
> >> > the
> >> > >> > letter:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Dear Ruth:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > I'm going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I
> would
> >> > like
> >> > >> to
> >> > >> > visit.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Love Always,
> >> > >> > Jesus
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table.
"Why
> >> > would
> >> > >> the
> >> > >> > Lord want to visit me? I'm nobody special. I don't have
anything
> >to
> >>
> >> >
> >> > >> > offer."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to offer. I'll
> >have
> >> > to
> >> >
> >> > >> run
> >> > >> > down to the store and buy something for dinner." She reached
for
> >> > her
> >> > >> purse
> >> > >> > and counted out it's
> >> > >> > contents.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Five dollars and forty cents. "Well, I can get some bread and
> >cold
> >> > >cuts,
> >> > >> > at least."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > She threw on her coat and hurried out the door.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > A loaf of French bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a
> carton
> >> > of
> >> > >> > milk...leaving Ruth with grand total of twelve cents to last
her
> >> > until
> >> > >> > Monday.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her meager
> offerings
> >> > >tucked
> >> > >> > under her arm.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Hey lady, can you help us, lady?"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn't even
> >> > noticed
> >> > >two
> >> > >> > figures huddled in the alleyway. A man and a woman, both of
them
> >> > >dressed
> >> > >> in
> >> > >> > little more than rags.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Look lady, I ain't got a job, ya know, and my wife and I have
> >been
> >> > >> living
> >> > >> > out here on the street, and, well, now it's getting cold and
> >we're
> >> > >> getting
> >> > >> > kinda hungry and, well, if you could help us, lady, we'd really
> >> > >appreciate
> >> > >> > it."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Ruth looked at them both. They were dirty, they smelled bad
and
> >> > >frankly,
> >> > >> > she was certain that they could get some kind of work if they
> >really
> >> > >> wanted
> >> > >> > to.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Sir, I'd like to help you, but I'm a poor woman myself. All
I
> >have
> >>
> >> >
> >> > is
> >> > >a
> >> > >>
> >> > >> > few cold cuts and some bread, and I'm having an important
guest
> >> > for
> >> > >> > dinner tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > The man put his arm around the woman's shoulders, turned and he
> >> > headed
> >> > >> back
> >> > >> > into the alley. As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a
familiar
> >> > twinge
> >> >
> >> > >in
> >> > >> > her heart.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Sir, wait!"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley after
> them.
> >> > >"Look,
> >> > >> > why don't you take this food. I'll figure out something else
to
> >> > serve
> >> > >my
> >> > >> > guest."
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > She handed the man her grocery bag.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Thank you lady. Thank you very much!"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Yes, thank you!" It was the man's wife, and Ruth could see
now
> >that
> >>
> >> >
> >> > >she
> >> > >> > was shivering.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "You know, I've got another coat at home. Here, why don't you
> take
> >> > this
> >> > >> > one." Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the
woman's
> >> > >> shoulders.
> >> > >> > Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street...
without
> >her
> >>
> >> >
> >> > >coat
> >> > >> > and with nothing to serve
> >> > >> > her guest.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "Thank you lady! Thank you very much!"
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front door, and
> >worried
> >> > >too.
> >> > >> > The Lord was coming to visit and she didn't have anything to
offer
> >> > Him.
> >> >
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But as she did,
> she
> >> > >> noticed
> >> > >> > another envelope in her mailbox.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > "That's odd. The mailman doesn't usually come twice in one
day."
> >> > She
> >> >
> >> > >> took
> >> > >> > the envelope out of the box and opened it.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Dear Ruth:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > It was so good to see you again. Thank you for the lovely
meal.
> >And
> >> > >thank
> >> > >> > you, too, for the beautiful coat.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Love Always,
> >> > >> > Jesus
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > The air was still cold, but even without her coat, Ruth no
longer
> >> > >noticed.

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posted July 19, 2000 10:20 PM            

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Did you know that this story is 2500 years old, and the two homeless people originally was Zeus and Hermes?

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posted July 19, 2000 10:25 PM            

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get a life Brumans

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posted July 19, 2000 10:27 PM            

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posted July 20, 2000 12:01 AM            

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I think this post by brumans is right up there with his die kill post. Time to throw his dumb ass out of here......AGAIN!

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Someday we will meet in a place where there is no darkness, or S-police!

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posted July 20, 2000 01:29 AM            

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damn bro your working overtime to get kicked off here.

Slopain

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posted July 20, 2000 01:34 AM            

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that story didn't make sense...
there was no moral to it either...

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"The race is long... and in the end, it's only with yourself."

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posted July 20, 2000 09:57 AM            

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im voting you out you little dork

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posted July 20, 2000 12:54 PM            

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Well now that you've showed your intelligent side it's time for you to GO!!!!!!!

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posted July 20, 2000 01:36 PM         

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Brumans, it's time to go suck on mommy's nipple some more.

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