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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted July 19, 2000 09:53 PM
 
I am buying a lawncare company in my town and I need a good name. Right now it is named after the owners. I would use my last name but it just doesn't sound right. Any ideas?.....be creative IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1223) |
posted July 19, 2000 10:09 PM
moe green lawn care I cut lawns and sell weed too lawn care IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 156) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:12 AM
how about "the other side" lawn care..cause the grass is always greener...its early man, i haven't even finished my first cup of joe... moe's company- "i sell hella kind bud and will get you stoned while i drink all your beer and hit on your wife lawn care"...put that shit on your mini-van... IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 543) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:27 AM
hello my name is doctor green thumb ...id like to show you just where im from.... professor greentree.... bongs are us lawncare.....\ grub killer 2000 i dont know .... peace romeo IP: Logged |
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BlowLoadFast Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 7) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:29 AM
slogan---you grow it, we mow it names: speed mow, quick mow, lawncare R US, no idea. IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 583) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:30 AM
There is this lawn care company where I live and get this.....their company name is "The WeedMan" They have a large compnay that drive vans with big greeb letter that say it too.... I wonder why thier always parked at school yards...... IP: Logged |
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Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 358) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:53 AM
Weeds be gone---we cut your weeds then smoke them at no aditional charge. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 682) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:59 AM
Bitch will you be doing landscaping as well or just the basic mowwing and treating of the lawns??? IP: Logged |
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BACKDRAFT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 270) |
posted July 20, 2000 11:12 AM
"ALL SEASON LAWN CARE" "BLADE RUNNER" "A-Z LAWN CARE" IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 954) |
posted July 20, 2000 11:29 AM
AS Lawncare "we don't grow weed, but we grow like weeds" Slopain IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 548) |
posted July 20, 2000 02:00 PM
"We'll mow your grass in one hour, and peek at your daughter ass while she's in the shower." -If we can take her with us, 10% off sales price. [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited July 20, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 742) |
posted July 20, 2000 02:30 PM
"we cut the grass your lazy ass wont" call the company "iaintgotarealjob lawncare" IP: Logged |
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NYyankee Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 79) |
posted July 20, 2000 03:00 PM
Grass-rx WeedLab Grassodyne Technologies Grass-Tech ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted July 20, 2000 06:08 PM
hey goleafs....you don't consider making 75k in 5 months a real job? May I ask what you do...how much did you make when you were 22 years old?. Yes I mow lawns....and I fucking love it! I live in a rich tourist town.2/3 of the people are rich sumer people who have money coming out their ass...and i'm gonna capitalize on there laziness. I really don't mind sitting on my ass all day getting a sick tan. once i'm establish I plan on wintering in the islands. Goleafs you can take your "real job" and stick it up your ass. IP: Logged |
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Ubermass Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 107) |
posted July 20, 2000 07:16 PM
YOUR ASS IS GRASS ------------------ IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 331) |
posted July 20, 2000 07:19 PM
been having lawncare comp for 9 years, its great, work 8 to 9 months and vacation the rest. IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 562) |
posted July 20, 2000 10:33 PM
"McCut's Landscaping" Make your signs & emblem look just like mcdonalds except with "Mccut's landscaping" ------------------ Bros before Hos IP: Logged |
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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:18 PM
bump IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 742) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:30 PM
75k in five months cutting lawns eh?????? sounds like someone likes to talk some bullshit. you made 75k and you dont even have a name for your company , hmmmmmm , just imagine the kind of dough you'll get when you can market yourself. wow , you might even get those little decals on the side of your mower that say "im so full of shit , at least when i lie i could choose a better dollar amount than one thats so blantantly bullshit" , or maybe that can be your slogan and you could print it on t-shirts and make a nother 75k. yup at 22 and still cutting lawns , im sure jealous of you. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 634) |
posted July 21, 2000 06:34 PM
You guys are a fucking trip!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 543) |
posted July 21, 2000 07:34 PM
i am a garbage man and many of the men i work with have jobs after we finish because we get out so early...and guess what 30%own there own laNDSCAPING COMPANIES .....ONE GUY I WORK WITH MAKES AN AVERAGE OF $1000 PER WEEK ...AND HE WORKS HIS BUSINESS 40 WEEKS AYEAR........SO HE JUST MADE HIMSELF 40,000 DOLLARS AND THATS HIS SECOND JOB......I BELEIVE HE SAID HE CUTS ABOUT 80 HOUSES THOUGH..SO HE WORKS FOR IT
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Jim Layhoe Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 605) |
posted July 21, 2000 08:04 PM
No name brand? paint the trucks yellow? IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1223) |
posted July 22, 2000 12:07 AM
shit man you cant even make that kind of money trimming bud for people. Just doing the math you would have cut 10 yards a day, 7 days a week at $50 per yard. Most lawn care is only $25 so X that by two and that is 20 yards. Plus you are outside all day doing manual labor. that is as real as a real job gets. good job is 4/1000wts in flowering pulling out 7lbs every 50 days x $4000 per lb is $28,000 x 7 harvest per year is alot of fucking money, to bad the cops kick in the door around the 3rd or 4th harvest. IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 742) |
posted July 22, 2000 12:39 PM
moe , youve got a one track mind bro.... IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 583) |
posted July 22, 2000 01:23 PM
Every post there is always 1 argument... "Can't we All Just Get Along" IP: Logged |
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thermo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 115) |
posted July 22, 2000 04:39 PM
how about the pink elephant pantie eaters and along with cut grass and doin landscape id take your work trucks and have the guys sell computers and jewlery out of the backs of theses trucks during the off season IP: Logged |
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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:49 PM
The company that i am buying has 140 accounts! My boss has gotten to old to run it and wants it to go to someone who knows the customers and the lawns. He is practicly giving it to me. Given some of the 140 lawns are small..but that is the beauty of it! I will be using $10,000 walkers, they are top of the line zero-turn bagging riders. Most of the lawns are all bunched together so I can bust out 5-10 at a time lawns without even getting off my ass or moving the truck! This enables me to cut a ridiculous about of lawns a day (20+ on most days) So goleafs lets do the math asshole 140(lawns) x $30 (average)=$4200 (grossed per week) give or take $500 because some of the lawns slow down in aug.) 1 worker $12.50 per hour x 45 hours=$550x24= 13,000 IP: Logged |
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HackN2it Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted July 23, 2000 05:23 PM
BitchH8r, What about "A cut above the rest" or if your area is filled with rich people that just vacation there "Corprate Cutters" Hack IP: Logged |
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