posted July 19, 2000 01:53 PM            

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the
Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious
couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva
Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried to Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep
her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and the produced a son
of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement
in the newspaper announced Schitt-Happens wedding. The
Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa Schitt.

So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you
can correct them.

Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt.

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

posted July 19, 2000 02:19 PM            

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Give me the wisdom to know what is right
And give me the courage to do what is right

posted July 19, 2000 02:22 PM            

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Big-Al
Train hard or go home!

posted July 19, 2000 08:07 PM            

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HAVE A NICE DAY!