posted July 18, 2000 08:04 PM            

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A guy is at the beach and he takes off his trunks to go for the full body tan, then he sees a girl coming so he puts his newspaper over "it" and she walks by and says "hey mister, whats that?" He says "its my bird". Well, the guy wakes up in the hospital and can't remember a thing but his "thing" is all bandaged. He asks the doc what happened and the doc says " a girl says she was playing with your bird and it spit at her so she broke its neck and tried to throw it in the ocean to make sure it was dead. LOL

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posted July 18, 2000 08:32 PM            

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NLOL..here's a good one...guy walks into a bar and sees one other guy crying into his drink...he ignores him but finally has to know what the hell is wrong cause he's been moaning and sobbing for an hour...he walks up and asks whats wrong....the guy says "my name is steve harvey and you know that bridge you crossed to get here, i built that bridge and nobody calls me steve the bridge builder...and you know that sky-scraper downtown..i helped build that...and nobody calls me steve the sky-scraper builder......but if you suck one dick...."

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posted July 18, 2000 08:38 PM            

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bump this

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posted July 18, 2000 08:46 PM         

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Hahaha good one Special Bill.

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