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NYyankee
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 75)
posted July 17, 2000 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NYyankee   Click Here to Email NYyankee     Edit/Delete Message

Whats up Bros, Im sure many of youy were driving down the highway on a very peaceful morning when some fuck-nut who is half the size of you decided to be a asshole and cut you off or something to that degree.

Today, Im driving from Greenwich CT towards New Haven CT on the Merrit Parkway with my Wrangler. If you haven't been on this highway its loaded with European luxury cars speeding at about 90 mph at the least.

Halfway through my journey, I'm thinking over the computer programming software that I have to work with when I get to my office.I'm getting pissed thinking about it because its a ton of work that had to be done.
Meanwhile, I am doing about 70 mph in the passing lane when I noticed in my rear view mirror that a Audi A4 was passing cars from the right. Up ahead cars were getting on the highway from the ramp and I knew that this fucker was gonna cut me off to get into my lane. So I pull up so the dude wouldnt have space to squeeze in but somehow he managed. ( no signal or nothing )

I was so fucking furious at this time. Thinking to myself that if it was someone less alert like my mom or someone who doesnt respond well to this crap they would be in a accident. I get on this dudes ass which was so close that I might of tapped his bumper. He looked in his rear view Mirror and pointed his finger.

He wasn't no taller then 5 feet, no more then 140 lbs who looked like 25 and was pointing his finger at me!! What the slick-fuck didnt know was that up ahead there is always traffic due to the sun glare.......

A few minutes later we hit traffic. We are both in the passing lane still so I wanted to get ahead of this fuck so I drove my jeep up on the grass and passed him on the left, pulled up right in front of him. I get out of my jeep and go right to the fuckers door !!!!! He must of been pissed scared. I was hoping he would get out of his car but he just stayed there, didnt roll down his window or nothing. I'm just screaming at the asshole until he got in the right lane and took off. I hate this shit!!!!

I drive like im crazy once in a while too but never to the point where I can cause an accident or scare the hell out of someone. Hopefully, he wont do anything like that again. Just had to share this, a bit pissed today. Later Fellas

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pizza man
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posted July 17, 2000 05:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pizza man   Click Here to Email pizza man     Edit/Delete Message
great, done that before, if more of us do that, i,t be a safer place to drive.

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45Plates
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posted July 17, 2000 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 45Plates   Click Here to Email 45Plates     Edit/Delete Message
People drive like idiots but espesscialy(sp?) on the merit, there are completely stupid the way they think they are invinceble in there fucking land yachts.

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Blow
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posted July 17, 2000 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Blow     Edit/Delete Message
Hey im one of them ediots, i drive to get place's not dink around on the fuckin road all day doin the speed limit. I wont cut people off though, but ride people's ass alot. I got mad road rage too, no gear ever.

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Hindustan
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posted July 17, 2000 05:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hindustan   Click Here to Email Hindustan     Edit/Delete Message
Score one point for the GOOD guys! I hate it when people CUT me off, or ride my ass on the road. It just pisses me off to no end. The funny thing is, after they cut me off or ride my ass for a couple miles they are nice enough (after i honk at them) to flick me off! So I out of the entire situation become the asshole! If I was bigger I would kick some shit up :-). 5'10 and only 200 pounds doent say that much!

Hindustan

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NYyankee
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posted July 17, 2000 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NYyankee   Click Here to Email NYyankee     Edit/Delete Message
When someone starts to drive on my ass I slow down to the point where I stop at a stop sign, instead of waiting the usual 3 seconds I wait..hmmm......maybe 10 seconds. Then I drive off slowly, by then they realize I dont take any shit.

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E2
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posted July 17, 2000 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for E2   Click Here to Email E2     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 54337564
NYyankee you're an idiot. The guy was driving faster than you were, you should have let him pass. It's not only the right thing to do, it's the fucking law. People like you really piss me off, what the hell are you doing in the left lane if some guy is coming up behind you faster than you're driving???? You should have moved out of his way and if everyone did that, he wouldn't have to pass people on the right. But no, you have to be the fucking asshole and intentionally block him. If i saw this going on i would have gotten out of my car and beaten your ass to a pulp for thinking that you are the king shit of the road.

Next time, be smart and move out of his way.

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Blow
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posted July 17, 2000 09:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Blow     Edit/Delete Message
I agree with you totally E2, once a kid on a crotch rocket was drivin and i passed him, so he gets on the right and passes me then slows way down, so i get right next to him, and swirve at him, and get in front of him when he backed off and stopped in the middle of the road, little bastard was so scared he took off like a bat out of hell. Your a fuckin ediot too Yankee, first of all yankee's suck and second of all if someone is ridin your ass its probably cause your drivin about as fast as my fuckin grandma who cant see prick.

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NYyankee
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posted July 17, 2000 10:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NYyankee   Click Here to Email NYyankee     Edit/Delete Message
E2, Have you ever fucking driven on the Merrit Parkway during rush hour asshole ? Everybody is in the passing lane. The fucking two lane highway is all fucked up. There ramps are not like what you see on a highway like i-95. Cars come to a complete stop before getting on a highway making it sense not to pass cars from the right hand side. Believe me, I wanted to speed at 90 that morning too, but im not gonna be a fucking ass and pass cars from the right,cut cars off unlike you and the other fucks that choose too.

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moe dank
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posted July 17, 2000 10:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moe dank   Click Here to Email moe dank     Edit/Delete Message
well that makes a little more sense bro, but i still think you should have let the guy in. For sure not have speeded up so he couldnt. O well, different strokes.

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E2
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posted July 18, 2000 01:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for E2   Click Here to Email E2     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 54337564
NYyankee how stupid can you be, because everyone else can't drive you decided to drive like an idiot too???? If they're all sitting in the passing lane, you say, why the hell not, if they're gonna do it then i will too.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASSING LANE!!!

If all the other idiots had half a brain and got out of the passing lane then suddenly the damn highway would work properly. But you saying that other people drive like shit and using that as an excuse for you being a fucking idiot is just retarded.

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BigTruck
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posted July 18, 2000 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigTruck   Click Here to Email BigTruck     Edit/Delete Message
I was on the road six days a week for a year and a half.

In principle, I agree with E2, stay out of the passing lane unless you're passing something.

But I also think that if you are going faster that doesn't give you any right to jam your grille up my ass (as long as I'm not cruising in the lane). Slow down and wait to pass.

Technically speaking, the speed limit is the determing factor. The passing lane is designed for those that are traveling the maximimum speed limit to pass those that are going less than the max. speed limit. So, if you are going 75 in a 65 and coming up on a car in the passing lane that is going 65, you are in the wrong. A passing lane doesn't give you a free pass to break the speed limit.

So, all you f#@kin guys going slow in the passing lane, get the f%$k out of my way! But, if I'm going slower than you (and not cruising), stay the f#$k off my ass and I'll get over when I can.

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mightydog
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posted July 18, 2000 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mightydog   Click Here to Email mightydog     Edit/Delete Message
I don't know about you but its those brain dead old farts driving too slow that send a bee up my ass. No, I take that back, they send the whole damn stingin' hive up there!! I could be clean or takin' halos like a kid eatin' cornflakes but I'll be goddamn if those fuckin' old farts don't give me the worst case of roid/road rage. Eat shit all you old fucks!!!!

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Dlady27
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posted July 18, 2000 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 66764840
SO, DID YOU EVER END UP STRAIGHTENING OUT THE SOFTWARE PROGRAM OR WHAT?
HEEHEE

CHILL OUT

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Cleaner
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posted July 18, 2000 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cleaner   Click Here to Email Cleaner     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 8790283
Wow E2 I haven't seen you post like that in a while.

Shitty driver everywhere!
I get realy mad when I think they have gone as far as to risk my health and well being over there speed.

You don't get there that much earlier.

Family reunion last we took of at the same time. The other guy pushed the shitout of his car to get there. I cruised along nice and easy.
When I arrived he was getting out of the car.
Not bad on a 25 mile run.
He was floored.
I told him I was watching his stupid ass the whole way.
I use those asses for a push and let them move the traffic for me.

Peace

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ralphe
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posted July 18, 2000 03:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ralphe   Click Here to Email ralphe     Edit/Delete Message
All I can say is be careful when playing games on the highway. I have done it also, but not anymore. A very good friend of mine was riding around with some friends and this car came flying up on his bumper and wouldn't get off, finally he passed and my friend decides it is pay back time and rides his bumper and them passes him and is gone. A few seconds later this guy comes back up pulls up beside them and fires seven shots from a 9mm into the car. The drive was hit twice and lived but the passenger was not so lucky. This is a true story and not to "scare" anyone or anything else....just to make you aware..just like in the gym or anywhere else there are nuts.......

Later

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JohnnyO
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posted July 18, 2000 05:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnnyO   Click Here to Email JohnnyO     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 11976789
You would think the old people would be in a hurry to get where they are going because they have less time left on this earth.

I'll know I'll be like that if I get old.. "move the hell out of the way.. I might not be here tomorrow!"

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