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georgethemodel2 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:11 AM
 
This is kind of embarassing,but every time I go to the gym towards the end of my workout i am drenched in sweat, and it travels down to my ass. I think I look pretty good, and the women are looking at me, if u know what i mean. So me thinking i'm the man, i give them the look, they stare and laugh and point at my ass, but little did I know they were laughing at my swamps ass. Please help, how do I get rid of this so-called swamps ass IP: Logged |
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BACKDRAFT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:25 AM
 Pimply G. is that you. IP: Logged |
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D007 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 650) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:28 AM
thats funny. and i doubt you are serious but if you are, try throwing on some cut-off sweats under your reg. workout shorts. IP: Logged |
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whodaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 182) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:29 AM
Not too sure if all the women are looking at you bro....but if you want to alieve some of the sympoms of swamp ass try Goldbond medicated powder...........extra-strength if you need it...I definately get swamp ass and the shit kinda works for me (not always) but,...hopefully this helped IP: Logged |
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ulter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:37 AM
How does this guy register and post in less than 11 minutes then get an answer to this question? Doesn't anyone doubt his sincerity? You guys flamed the prep-H guy into tears. IP: Logged |
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georgethemodel2 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:45 AM
no seriously i do have this problem and it's really annoying IP: Logged |
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TheBigArmedBandit Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:51 AM
Ulter, relax, this is a serious matter, get off the haloteston buddy. IP: Logged |
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ulter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:57 AM
Hey I don't even own a flame-thrower. I'm just sayin' on the surface it looks suspicious. If you're straight there are good answers above me. I'll back out. IP: Logged |
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evissam Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted July 16, 2000 02:32 AM
Who the fuck cares who is staring at what? When I workout (with Pantera screaming in my headphones) I look like I want to kill the world. I just want to get in and get out. Are you in the gym to pick up chicks or to get huge? IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 556) |
posted July 16, 2000 03:03 AM
Hell yeah evissam. Leave a big swamp ass mark on a machine and don't wipe it off. (Anyone else notice the "BigArmedBandit" defended 'georgethemodel2' as his 1st post? Probably is a Pimply Glutes incarnation but oh well) IP: Logged |
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Decaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 570) |
posted July 16, 2000 09:58 AM
Fuck yeah, who gives a shit, when I am at the gym, I could care if my balls are hanging out, I do not pay attention to anyone, you are there to train, everyone in there is just in my fuckin way ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DOGGY Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87) |
posted July 16, 2000 10:05 AM
deca, i'm with you bro, girls, guys, goats, who gives a damn, i go into my own world and ignore all else.. stay strong.. DOGGY IP: Logged |
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Wynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted July 16, 2000 11:10 AM
You're probably wearing light colors which show sweat easily. All of my workout pants and shorts are dark to avoid that problem. Ladies don't mind wet shirts. IP: Logged |
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shmucko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 156) |
posted July 16, 2000 11:50 AM
Swamp-ass? Sweat running down your back to your ass has a name? Unless your a painfully self-conscious teenage who gives a shit? IP: Logged |
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MONSTROSITY Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 387) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:26 PM
If it really bothers you that much, get some black mesh shorts. IP: Logged |
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paitho Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted July 16, 2000 05:41 PM
work out at home IP: Logged |
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Eramthgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 483) |
posted July 16, 2000 06:17 PM
Oh please....get some dark shorts or change them during the workout. ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow. IP: Logged |
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Androl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 159) |
posted July 16, 2000 06:21 PM
I'm with Deca too ! Just go to the Jym and train hard !! don't forget to clean your bench and seats after ! IP: Logged |
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jersey boy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 334) |
posted July 16, 2000 11:07 PM
Before I realized that it wasn't the juice and simply low blood sugar, I used to sweat like a stuffed pig. Pit stains when I am trying to see patients can be very embarrassing. Anyhow, I used something called Certain Dry. It's claim is that it constricts the pores thus eliminating profuse sweating. There is also a product that Drioronic out of CA. that claims to stop sweat for six weeks at a time. get big or get out IP: Logged |
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BCS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 44) |
posted July 16, 2000 11:12 PM
This is some funny shit. Swamp ass! LMFAO! Who freakin cares how much you sweat and where you sweat. Work out, get pumped up, sweat like a mofo and get out! IP: Logged |
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Wynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted July 17, 2000 08:06 AM
George is trying to workout and pick up chicks at the same time. I must admit that has crossed my mind when the right lady hits the stairmaster. IP: Logged |
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jdismukes Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 326) |
posted July 17, 2000 08:41 AM
Dude, the gym is not a place to be worried about your grooming. When I lift I spit and turn red, but goldbond powder and some shorts with breathing holes should help you. IP: Logged |
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spooky Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 35) |
posted July 17, 2000 09:42 AM
Decaman you said it bro ... train hard, sweat hard ... that's what the Gyms for . jdismukes .... I hear ya to man ... Seriouly my best buddy Pete 'the meat' has the same problem ... he don't care though. Cheers ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ThePitbull Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 579) |
posted July 17, 2000 09:56 AM
Who cares, I thought that was the reason we all go to the gym.........to work hard, and working hard means sweating like a mf! If I'm not soaked when I leave the gym then I didn't have a good workout. It's the people who are not sweating that should be laughed at. Obviously they are in there trying to look the part and just going through the motions, not really training. That's my opinion on that. Pitbull IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 986) |
posted July 17, 2000 10:46 AM
next time they point and laugh walk over witha smile on your face and start laughing with them as you grasp the back of their heads and push it into your smelly swamp ass. Slopain IP: Logged |
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weez Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 177) |
posted July 17, 2000 11:41 AM
swamp ass? butter butt? it's all good, as long as it doesn't lead to monkey ass. Goldbond is your best friend. IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 393) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:04 PM
No person that is in the gym for the right reason cares about what the other people there think. I don't give 2 shits what any chick thinks when I'm lifting. I don't go to look my best, but to be my best. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 986) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:11 PM
I still stand by my answer... IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:18 PM
hmm - and here I thought I was the only one with this problem...LOL...swamp ass...now every time I'm at full sweat, I'll think about that...lol lol. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 393) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:33 PM
Slo: And a good answer it was. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 26, 2000 12:39 AM
good advice above..who the fuck cares. get pumped and then leave so fuck'em all kram-mark IP: Logged |
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