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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1185) |
posted July 14, 2000 11:34 PM
  
I am a good 8 maybe a 9 as far as looks go. I got tons of play in highschool, but my last girlfriend in 98 was the last peice of ass i have gotten. I could have been laid alot of times, but you cant bring a chick home to 2 rooms full of plants. My life just sucks as far as the social aspect goes. Sometimes i just sit and think what the fuck are you doing. I am 23, havent been laid in 2 years and all i have to show for it is 5 felonies and some money in a trade account. This is the prime of my life and I feel like I am wasting it with all this planing for the future crap. Just had to vent a little. Plus i have been drinking and that doesnt help. "and that is all i have to say about that" forest gump. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 660) |
posted July 15, 2000 12:05 AM
dude that is fucking sad i can meet chicks just about anywhere. dont you go to bars and nightclubs and shit like that? dude i meet tons of hot women just working part time at dominicks. IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 459) |
posted July 15, 2000 12:06 AM
Moe, I just got back from vacation - what the hells is up! All I can say is you need a break - take a vacation of your own. You need to just say fuck it for a while and have some fun. Go over to South beach and grab some fun. I have got to get back down ther again. One of my favorite places in the whole world - nothing else is like it! IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 660) |
posted July 15, 2000 12:15 AM
some chicks will do about anything for a free bag of chronic weed>think about it IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1185) |
posted July 15, 2000 12:36 AM
I could get laid all day long. South beach is only 45 min. away. I just cant bring them home or explain my life to them. I do need to take a break. I have met tons of sluts, but i am pretty picky which doesnt help. When they say lets go back to your place and you act all sketchy about it they think you dont like them. I think I may just rent another apartment, but for that price i might as well just hook up with some prostitutes.(cant spell i am trashed) IP: Logged |
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T-BONE Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 288) |
posted July 15, 2000 01:24 AM
Please tell me that being on felony probation you don't have shit growing in your house!? Doesn't your PO ever make surprise visits?? IP: Logged |
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shmucko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 149) |
posted July 15, 2000 01:32 AM
Damn bro, that's worse than me. My problem is I am too picky or if they don't fuck me on the first date I don't want them anymore. After I get to know them I usually can't stand them enough to kiss them. I think I have that problem because I'm mad about this girl is perfect for me, except the fact she is in a long-term relationship. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted July 15, 2000 03:06 AM
man i have you beat, ive not gotten laid in nearly 3 years. oh and ive only gotten laid once...im 21  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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picasso Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted July 15, 2000 06:23 AM
You can have my girlfriend,man.I don't want her anymore. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 590) |
posted July 15, 2000 06:32 AM
why is it that it is all about getting laid for guys? its always who can get the most puss. with all the std's out there, no way am i just going to hit it with any chick. call me old fashioned but i can't just bone a girl if i don't have any genuine feelings for her. i just feel guilty and kind of like a man whore! and i've only had feelings for one girl and she is about to get married (that sucks). i'm very picky too, don't know why but i always seem to find a flaw on a girl even if its the smallest thing. sometimes i wish i was just some horny schmuck that just wants to get laid... guess i'll just have to wait till a good one comes along. in the meanwhile i'll stick to old rosie palm hear... BTW... have you tried motel 6, better yet pitch a tent in the backyard... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 885) |
posted July 15, 2000 07:06 AM
oh no moe, come on out to So Cal buddy I have a couple friends that will... wekk you know... Slopain (btw my friends are ladies you homaphobe ha!) IP: Logged |
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NYyankee Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 75) |
posted July 15, 2000 08:14 AM
I know how that picky thing can be and it sucks. I'm sure this has a huge affect on why I havent been laid since April ( my bday present from my ex along with some clothes from Jcrew ) hehehe.... I'm happy with my looks too, but there are so many times when I just wish I wasn't picky so I can fuck a chick just for the hell of it. But once I find out she drinks alot,smokes,no personality, or doesnt have a tight body etc.. ,or the biggest reason she sleeps around alot then I get turned off. Dont worry bro's I know how it feels. I'll be going to Montreal soon for a vacation so I'll break my streak once I get there I hope. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 314) |
posted July 15, 2000 09:18 AM
Wow, Im not the only one of my kind. Im the same exact way. I take expert care of myself, my look reflects that, that being said I dont want to risk my health screwing every woman who is willing to screw me. More often than not, I will find out that the woman, doesnt matter how attractive, is a boose hound, an chimney, or a whore and thats an immediate turn off. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JohnnyO Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted July 15, 2000 09:56 AM
Hey, There is always "her place". Just say you got some friends in your apartment, and if you bring her home they are gonna want to pull a train on her. That will keep her away from your place and get you into hers! (and if it doesn't you know what type of bitch that is) IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:05 AM
Moe Dank, I can relate. I'm considered a decent guy among chicks, a little crazy but they score me high when they get to know me. I've been single all my life and had some serious dry spells in my time. I remeber about 10 years ago I got no ass for 3 years but I did get a few BJ's, whoppi, does not compair. I was in the Army stationed at Ft. Polk, dude it was like a prison sentence! On top of that I was in my early 20's. When I got out, I moved to Houston and got hooked up with all kinds of fucked up bitches cuz I was not very selective. Don't let that happen to you bro! Easy does it. IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:11 AM
Good lord! If I went more than 3 months without sex I'd be bouncing off the walls. What's going on fellas? I didn't know it was that hard o get laid. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 15, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:11 AM
Johnny O, you got trains on the brains, bro!  IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:14 AM
Whole, f'n show, Its either hard to get laid or we just can pull a serious meat jackin' session! IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1185) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:20 AM
I could bring a chick back to my new place cause the plants arent here, but now due to probation i cant go to any place thats main income comes from alcohol sells. I will prob. just end up doing the chick i work with. She is good enough and her body rocks. I will be putting an end to this lack of vitamin P soon enough. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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special_bill Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:24 AM
damn moe-you allright anyway, three years is too damn long, anyway you look at it....a man's gotta eat...and whats up with all this pickyness....relax motherfuckers, its just a little sex....you aint trying to marrying all of em....my advice: lower your standards....that's right, let them hit the damn floor....screw everything and anything....you'll get experience and that cocky swagger that only comes from gettin stink on your hung low...girls pick up on this...you're young, it is your prime, you got cash to spend, and a sexy criminal record....actually felonies aren't that cool...but didnt you say you got first time offender and if you're good its erased (i thought that was only with misdemeanors, but oh well)...anyway, what's done is done....learn and live....and turn everything into your advantage.. IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:31 AM
Well the military is perfect for fucking your action up. I know I was in there. Basic training absolutly sucks. No sex for 2 months no matter who you are. But for normal circumstances sometimes you have to drop your standards a little. I'm not saying go fuck some fat ugly bitch but sometimes you have prime the pump. Women can tell when you haven't got none in a while. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 15, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 15, 2000 10:49 AM
Thats right, and when they find out, they try to play you like a violin! IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 322) |
posted July 15, 2000 12:17 PM
Moe, where are your plants located, by the TV take the girl around the house so she wont see any of the plants, if she smells it tell her its something else like your doing a science project for your sister or something, like a how to grow Hemp, tell the bitch there all male plants, no THC involved. Sorry for the rant but man go get some pussy, fuck take the girl to a hotel, go to her place, fuck in the car, just get laid. 3 years that is fucking insane. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 618) |
posted July 15, 2000 12:22 PM
You need to use one of my girls. i got a couple extra. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 395) |
posted July 15, 2000 02:05 PM
moe you must be totally dedicated to your future...because i live my life for today not tommorrow ....you need pussy and you need it quick it wil help you think clearer peace romeo IP: Logged |
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted July 15, 2000 02:20 PM
I'm probably the most pickiest person in when it comes to having sex I'm only do girls who are top quality or not almost top quality it's how it's the same thing with it comes to my business . I always make top quality decisions in my business and the same thing with women there is nothing wrong with that it's good being picky . But it's hard for me to go 3 months without having sex I would go nuts with all that test running through my system . Sometimes if I can't find a top quality girl to have sex with I just rent top quality escorts especially when i'm in the mood for a 3some [This message has been edited by mr perfect (edited July 15, 2000).] [This message has been edited by mr perfect (edited July 15, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 660) |
posted July 15, 2000 02:41 PM
i guess you guys must be ugly as hell or something? most girls would rather have a handsome pretty boy then some big bodybuilder freakshow. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 618) |
posted July 15, 2000 02:46 PM
You know glenbenton. I am not sure how you have made it this long on this board. Do you work out? Or do you just sit around here and criticize all the people? IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 590) |
posted July 15, 2000 02:55 PM
hey glenn, i just realized something. your a fucking moron!! just because some people have standards and morals does not make them ugly. don't you got to go cut off your titties with a pocket knife right about now... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 15, 2000 03:35 PM
On the contrary, you go anywhere in public you will see many attractive women running around with some goofball. I think it comes from their motherly instinct to "take care" of someone or they get someone so god aweful undesirable as a protective measure that the competition wont move in on their territory. IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 519) |
posted July 15, 2000 03:43 PM
Hey moe, when are you coming out to NY. when you come down here I'll show you around and we can stake out some "P"
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted July 15, 2000 04:42 PM
hehe yeah you got it glen..im one ugly fuck..and besides that i got heart and soul..so i wont "fuck" any girl..i want to make love to them..it might sound like im a pussy. but so what, i feel good about myself..and thats what counts isnt it.... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 618) |
posted July 15, 2000 04:55 PM
moe...buy some PCBM soon. A 38 Million share illegal naked short was uncovered by the MM's and has to be covered at market prices. Then use your cash to get a plane ticket to South Beach. Then get some loving..but not by the buttmunches in the Art Deco district..the models. Hell, even priest get some action..of course most of that is from the alter boys.. Say hi to Noriega for me. IP: Logged |
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sauce Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted July 15, 2000 05:50 PM
good things come to those who wait IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted July 16, 2000 12:41 PM
Well, Sauce, I guess that depends on Moe Dank. So how do you feel? Quantity over quality? Whatta ya say Moe? IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 525) |
posted July 16, 2000 05:18 PM
Moe, this should make you feel better http://www.pregnantpornopictures.com/tour2samp6.html IP: Logged |
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XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 334) |
posted July 16, 2000 09:54 PM
damn, my girl's only been gone about 3 weeks and i thought i have it bad. thought i was going to explode. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1185) |
posted July 16, 2000 10:12 PM
quality is for sure the most important thing. I am really picky. I could have been laid a few times and could prob. get laid right now if i put my mind to it, but I am looking for a good ten to let all this build up loose on. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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funkoram Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted July 17, 2000 04:15 PM
damn this e-mail made me feel better. It is good to see that i am not the only one going through a dry spell, though it has not been as long as 2-3 years. I start college again in september so hopefully i will meet some prospects. By the way, for you nyc/nj guys like big rick rock, what is up with these girls we have around here. I don't see how a girl can be conceited when she takes worse care of herself than i do. All these girls think they are so pretty, f$%k them, I'm f&*king pretty. IP: Logged |
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juice_boy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted July 17, 2000 05:38 PM
I think I would rather work at Burger King for 12 hours a day and get laid, rather than growing plants and having to jack off all the time. That's just me though. IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 392) |
posted July 18, 2000 01:45 AM
i feel ya bro...its all good, your peace of ass will come along kram-mark IP: Logged |
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Formula Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 251) |
posted July 18, 2000 08:56 AM
Moe I was you bro. Looking for that sweet girl for a long time but I learned the girl don't want a nice guy. They might say it but when you look who they go out with it's always the loser who get more ass. So I said fuck it & just nailed every piece of ass I could land. Dude after a couple of shot of blackHaus they all look good to me. Enjoy life son, you only get one crack at it. Go to Cancun during March or Ibiza Spain in June -August. You'll have fun. IP: Logged |
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