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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 13, 2000 01:37 AM
  
FUCK. FIRST TODAY AT THE GYM I JUST GET THROUGH WITH A SHITTY WORKOUT, AND I'M IN THE LOCKER ROOM WASHING MY FACE AND OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE, I SEE THIS 65-75 YEAR OLD MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR, 'CEPT HE WAS ONLY WEARING A SWEATSHIRT, NO PANTS, NO UNDERWEAR, SO HE SEES THAT I'M LOOKING AT HIM, TURNS AROUND AND GIVES ME THIS TOOTHLESS GRIN AND WINKS. AAAAHHHH!!! SO I GRAB MY SHIT AND RUN PAST HIM AND OUT OF GYM......
....5:04 PM. FRACKAL IS VERY DISTRAUGHT AT THIS POINT. YEP, YOU GUESSED IT, THIS BITCH IS FFFFFUUUUUUGLYYYYYYY. SO NOW I'M STUCK IN BUTTFUCKINGNOWHERE WITH ONLY ONE WAY, HOME, HER DAD, BUT NOT FOR ANOTHER 6 HOURS. NOW, SHE IS EXPECTING SOME SEX <SHUDDER> FROM ME TONIGHT SINCE HER PARENTS AREN'T HOME. LET'S JUST SAY I WAS ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH ONLY HAVING HER GIVE ME HEAD THANK GOD. MY POOR COCK PROBABLY HAS TEETHMARKS FROM HER LESS THAN MEDIOCRE SKILLS.... ....10:30SOMETHING PM. I HAVE HER DAD DROP ME OFF AT THE HILL ABOVE MY WORK, (KFC), 'CAUSE I WANT TO PICK UP MY PAYCHECK. 11:05PM.... FRACKAL FINALLY ARRIVES AT HOME AFTER WALKING HOME PISSED AS FUCK. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, I WAS DRENCHED IN A SNEAK ATTACK BY 4 FUCKING SPRINKLERS NEAR MY TOWNHOUSE YARD.... GRRRRRRR...... 11:28PM.... FRACKAL IS NOW WRITING THESE WORDS CONTEMPLATING ON WHAT HE DID WRONG, AND DECIDES THAT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THIS: DON'T GO ON BLIND DATES WITH BITCHES FROM THE INTERNET, NO MATTER HOW GOOD THEY SAY THEY LOOK. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'M GLAD TO BE HOME. IP: Logged |
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Sight1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 64) |
posted July 13, 2000 01:47 AM
Congrats on finally getting home! That was funny shit. IP: Logged |
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sour jerk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 130) |
posted July 13, 2000 02:05 AM
you shouldve ditched the chick and went with the old dude..lol..just kidding,funny story bro...i feel for you....glad your ass is home... sour jerkkk? ? ? ? ? ?????? ? ? ???? ? IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 310) |
posted July 13, 2000 02:11 AM
Sorry to hear that. That sux bout the bitch. Note to self: Take Frackal's moral to heart and never ever forget it. The good part of the story is that you warned us never to go out with bitches we meet over the internet. You have saved some us from that horror. I almost got tricked into goin out with a fat bitch who said she was hot. Fortunatly for my sake she got on my nerves, so I stopped talkin to her. I then told my boys bout it and they said she was fuckin butt ugly. Well I trusted them and a few months later the year book comes out so I say hmm what did she look like. I turn to that page and AHHHHHHHHHH. The EXACT opposite of what she said she looked like on the internet. Thank God for friends that didn't want to screw me over. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 373) |
posted July 13, 2000 02:37 AM
always get a pic first. Gotta love those townhouses. How the hell can you live in one of those? IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 13, 2000 02:40 AM
Hehehe.. thanks for the support guys. It's not like I really have a choice Austin, I live with my mom man. On a side note, I still believe that the internet is a good place to meet chicks since I don't go out much, but believe me, I'll be taking my own advice from now on and demand a pic. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 572) |
posted July 13, 2000 02:48 AM
hahaha... thats funny stuff frackal. we all have these bad days. but what doesn't kill you, makes you regret every moment afterwards that it didn't. how old are you anyways (17)? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 373) |
posted July 13, 2000 03:06 AM
Well as long as you aren't paying to live there. I like my house and I'd really hate having to live in an apartment or townhome when I move out. Yeah the internet is a good place to meat girls, you can really speak your mind on the net and its a lot easier to talk to someone you don't know. Just make sure to get a goddamm pic nextime, and you should have told her your dog died or something and called a cab and got the hell out of there right away. If sahe let some guy she only knew from the net come over and screw her then she is a slut anyways. You don't want girls like that IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 604) |
posted July 13, 2000 03:11 AM
HEY YOU GOT HEAD AND YOU MADE IT HOME IN ONE PIECE.MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.INTERNET GIRLS CAN BE GOOD AND ALOT CAN BE DISGUSTING.IVE BEEN DOWN BOTH ROADS.WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS THIS....FIRST TALK TO THE BITCH UNDER A SCREEN NAME AND SET UP A PLACE TO PICK HER UP.MAKE THIS PLACE IN THE OPEN PREFERABLY WHERE YOU CAN SEE HER IN OPEN VIEW A FEW YARDS WHERE SHE CANT SEE YOU.ITS IMPORTANT THAT YOU FIRST SEE THE GOODS BEFORE BUYING INTO THEM.OK IF SHE LOOKS GOOD YOU CAN STOP AND PICK HER UP OR DO WHATEVER.IF NOTJSUT SLAM THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR AND MAKE LIKE TOM AND CRUISE THE HELL OUTTA THERE!!!!!ALSO DO NOT MEET THESE BITCHES DURING NIGHTTIME HOURS UNLESS YOU ARE VERY DESPERATE.DARKNESS CAN BE DECIEVING,BUT HEY IF YOU HAVENT DONE ANYTHING IN A WHILE WHAT DOES IT MATTER.OH YEAH AND IF SHE IS UGLY AND YOU DO DO SOMETHING WITH HER NEVER I REPEAT NEVER EVER GIVE HER YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR WHERE YOU WORK.CHANCES ARE THIS BITCH WILL BE HARD TO SHAKE AND CAN RUIN YOUR GOOD NAME. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 13, 2000 03:50 AM
NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK STEEL. I'VE BEEN TYPING IN CAPS TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR ABSENCE. WELL, THIS BIACTCH HAS GOT MY PHONE #, WORK #, WORK ADDY, BUT SHE LIVES FAR W/O A CAR SO WHATEVER. MY WORK WILL KNOW THE WHOLE STORY ANYWAY. I DON'T CARE. WE'LL GET A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT AT LEAST. OH WELL, BACK TO PUTTING ALL MY EFFORTS INTO BODYBUILDING. I'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME ON THIS SHIT ALREADY. -I JUST TURNED 18 LAST MONTH RYRY [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited July 13, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Caesar Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted July 13, 2000 08:32 AM
Hahahahahahahahahaah!! Frackal!! Hahahahahahaha!! The internet is NOT a good place to meet chicks, even if they send you a pic!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 412) |
posted July 13, 2000 09:14 AM
The internet is a good place to meet chicks. They got the green light on so you don't have to worry about being insulted with a no parking zone if that bothers you? I'll tell ya I hate rejection, especially if its in person. Send or have her send pics. Meet in a place with an easy escape route too in case you were BS by her pic. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1168) |
posted July 13, 2000 09:23 AM
welcome to my world. Every day i get up life grabs be by the balls and just kicks and kicks and kicks. IP: Logged |
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XdawgX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 63) |
posted July 13, 2000 09:39 AM
haha, moe... story of my life. *sigh* IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 874) |
posted July 13, 2000 11:07 AM
I would have headed straight for the liquor store and picked up 4 40's 2 for me 1 for her - and 1 to crack over her fugly head and run. Slopain IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 392) |
posted July 13, 2000 11:15 AM
I would suggest you follow the two rules given so far...Demand a pic, and meet them so you can see them without them seeing you....Sounds safe to me...Oh and don't GIVe them your NUMBER or where you work....You call them unless you want to risk them calling you 24-7 I have met some Awesome people off the net...A few that I have dated and even more I have made good friendships with...To bad the best looking one I've dated has just started stripping...Oh well back to the drawing board... IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 349) |
posted July 13, 2000 11:39 AM
man you guys are to much....very funny story .....slopain has the idea ...hit and run...ha ha ha peace romeo IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 300) |
posted July 13, 2000 01:33 PM
Great play by play. IP: Logged |
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special_bill Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted July 13, 2000 01:52 PM
you guys have got to try an "ugliest bitch" contest...you have like 24 hrs to find a scary hurt-bad betty, then you take her to an agreed upon spot (along with your boys and their visual delights) and see who's got the skillz!! hahaha.... IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 912) |
posted July 13, 2000 01:57 PM
I feel your pain. I hope she at least gargled and swallowed your kids. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 603) |
posted July 13, 2000 02:06 PM
Frackle need to quit getting head from ugly chick and get a second job and get Frackle a car. Funny story. IP: Logged |
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Kingpin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted July 13, 2000 04:17 PM
I feel sorry for you just because you work at KFC!!! Damn. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 13, 2000 04:27 PM
Hahahahaha Kinpin. It's really not as bad as it sounds though. My boss is the real reason I still work there. He just doesn't give a fuck. This job'll last me 'till I get an apprenticeship designing webpages next year. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 14, 2000 03:10 AM
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Kingpin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted July 14, 2000 08:18 AM
Just givin you some shit... Anyway you can make an honest buck is great. Good luck with the web page developement. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 14, 2000 03:36 PM
Don't worry about it Kingpin. Bump for a ladie's response. When I let a couple lady friends from the chatrooms read this story, 2 out of 3 promptly stopped talking to me. Do you women consider this 'shallow' and 'cruel,' or is it just that the 2/3 were probably just as fuuugly too? Remember ladies, honest answers, not PC ansewers please. IP: Logged |
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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 575) |
posted July 14, 2000 04:05 PM
Net chicks just love to give you their measurements: "I'm 40-20-29 and 5'8"" And then you meet them and they have a serious case of butterface (Pretty hot bod, but-er-face) Puc [This message has been edited by Puc (edited July 14, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 14, 2000 04:11 PM
That's true Puc. But this bitch was just straight nasty bro. Zits all over her fatass, nasty nasty shit. She told me how she's a goddess and all this other bullshit too on the phone. I don't know man, she wanted me to do her and cum in her w/o any kind of protection too. Scary shit man, I think she wanted my baby, she mentioned something about it before. I just hope she'll leave me alone if I avoid her calls. Let this be a lesson to everyone that doesn't already know. Still interested in a lady's response.... IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 572) |
posted July 14, 2000 04:24 PM
call me old fashioned, but i just don't believe in meeting girls over the net. i prefer to meet them in person. goes to show you that you should get a car asap so you can make those quick getaways when the situation arises again. actually do the world a favor and run them over while your at it...  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kingpin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted July 14, 2000 04:45 PM
Has she called lately??? And did she have summer teeth (some 'r there and some 'r missing) IP: Logged |
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JohnnyO Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 99) |
posted July 14, 2000 05:06 PM
Congrats for gettin' it up for a pimply faced skank! I think mine would lay there.Did you kiss her? haha.. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 14, 2000 05:15 PM
I only gave her my internet line #, so the only time I would hook the cord up to the phone is when I'm expecting a call, so I don't know if she tried to call or not. I'm more worried about my work, but I'll just tell everyone to say I'm not there. Yeah.... ummmmm... I was kinda suprised I got it up too, but I knocked down a couple yohimbe fuels before I went over there so that could be it. It literally took about 25-30 mins. for me to bust a nut too. I was so bored, we were watching Blade and she kept telling me to stop paying attention to the movie and look at her... Come on ladies, your opinions please. IP: Logged |
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RippedNBuff Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 77) |
posted July 14, 2000 05:28 PM
ROTFLMAO, hahahahahahahahaha, you're the funniest fuk frackel I swear dude, first you're making the obese cry at KFC now this, wtf is next dude? You better hope she swallowed that shit and didn't freeze it, LOL.  hahahahaDang Moe... Dang... I feel ya bro. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 15, 2000 01:33 AM
For christ's sake, don't tell me not 1 woman is going to read this mofo. IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 373) |
posted July 15, 2000 01:38 AM
Make a seperate post telling woman to read this one then. Post it in the womans board IP: Logged |
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DixieChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted July 15, 2000 09:55 PM
ROTFLMAO, hehehehe... not missing the single life at all. Getting a pic is a good idea or at leat meet her a public place, so you can leave if it doesn't work out. I don't think blind dates are a good idea; however, my parents met on a blind date (married going on 35 yrs.) and my brother & his wife met on blind date. .....heheheh..... IP: Logged |
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