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BigTruck
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 12, 2000 12:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigTruck   Click Here to Email BigTruck     Edit/Delete Message
Maybe somebody has already thought this up before but, here's a practical joke that I came up with that I think is pretty damn funny. (and before you ask, yes, sometimes I do have alot of time on my hands at the office)

To do it, you need to work in a place that has extensions that you can dial directly within the office and phones with transfer buttons.

Here's how it goes:
Pick out two people you want to pick on. Find out person #1's outside line number and person #2's internal extension number. Call person 1 on the outside line and as soon as you hear it ring, hit transfer and dial in person 2's extension. Hang up. Person 1 and 2 pick up the phone at about the same time and each thinks the other has called them. They just sit there "hello?" "hello?" "what do you want?"

Good for a couple of laughs!

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skydancer
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 12, 2000 12:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
Hmmm - I've got a lot of spare time at my office too but I'm the only person here...I guess it wouldn't work so well if I tried to do that to myself! *chuckle* Any other ideas?

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BigTruck
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posted July 12, 2000 12:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigTruck   Click Here to Email BigTruck     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmm... By yourself? Nothing decent springs to mind :-)

I'll think on it some more...

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havoc
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posted July 12, 2000 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Fucking Brilliant, did you just take a bong rip? Seems like your "searching" just a little too much.

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JohnnyO
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 12, 2000 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnnyO   Click Here to Email JohnnyO     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 11976789
We have cubes here... we taped the entrance to the cube and filled it up with packing peanuts... that was fun.

Another time we covered someones desk, chair, computer, file cabinet, walls with little yellow post it notes.

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BigTruck
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 12, 2000 12:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigTruck   Click Here to Email BigTruck     Edit/Delete Message
No, no bong rip... but the idea did just kind of 'hit' me! (I know, bad pun, groooaaannnn)

"Searching"? Huh? I know I'm supposed to get it, but I'se just common folk -- speak reaalll slowly for me.

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havoc
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posted July 12, 2000 01:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Big Truck, I was not even close to flaming you , I meant you obviously had alot of time on your hands and the joke you came up with could of been a little better, but I am actually about to try it.Peace

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skydancer
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posted July 12, 2000 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
well - I alleviate my boredom by hanging out around here all day...I've got no life!! I'm not ashamed to admit it!

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BigTruck
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posted July 12, 2000 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigTruck   Click Here to Email BigTruck     Edit/Delete Message
Oh. I didn't think you were flaming me, I just didn't know what you meant.

I suppose it's not malicious funny, but not too bad for a little harmless fun -- it's probably more fun for me because I work in a big open space, no walls, so I can see it all happen.

Later up!

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Karate guy
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posted July 13, 2000 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Karate guy   Click Here to Email Karate guy     Edit/Delete Message
Here's a few: Order pizza and use a co-workers name and workstation,

; Put fart powder in the coffee pot

bring a magnet to work and touch it to an asshole co-workers disks.

LOL

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Checkmatebloated
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posted July 13, 2000 08:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Checkmatebloated   Click Here to Email Checkmatebloated     Edit/Delete Message
Big Truck,

This works good with one of the 800# lines that have a live girl to talk, before the connect and charge you to talk with a Sex talk girl.

We used to have one. They answer the phone
"Yes ladies of the night, how may we pleasure you" it is funny as heck, because, like you said they both think somebody is calling them.

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Romeo
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posted July 14, 2000 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
ha ha
he he
ho ho
ha ha
he he

peace romeo

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