posted July 11, 2000 09:41 AM            

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All these topics of sex had my mind wandering a bit, so heres the question.

What was your first reaction when you first heard a QUEEF(pussy fart).

Personally, I was fucking perplexed, I couldnt come to terms that the girl was cracking ass, so I was like, did you fart?, I know you didnt just fart, she was like no thats air in my pussy, I was confused, bamboozled, didnt understand, kind of grossed me out and the smell is worse than shit sticks dipped in ass sauce, at least this girl was. And You?

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posted July 11, 2000 11:00 AM            

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Your one sick puppy havoc! (LOL)

Pitbull

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posted July 11, 2000 11:04 AM            

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Did not smell anything. I guess its just air. Least that was my experience.

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posted July 11, 2000 11:11 AM            

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It's just air. Get over it. The more women you're with the more it'll happened. I noticed it happening with about 25% of the women I've been with, no biggie. Now if you noticed an order it sounds like this chick has a hygine issue.

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posted July 11, 2000 11:21 AM            

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I am speaking of my first experience with it, which was about 7 years ago, this is nothing that just occured, I am talking about the first time it happend to you, what was your reaction..

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posted July 11, 2000 11:25 AM            

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we both started laughing really hard.....then went back to our orginal plan.......always keep it lite.....

Later

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posted July 11, 2000 11:39 AM            

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If it smelled, you must have been with a nasty bitch! It's not supposed to smell, it's just air.

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posted July 11, 2000 11:41 AM            

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I was young and she was nasty, no doubt.

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posted July 11, 2000 12:28 PM            

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Havoc..your out there dude..but good for entertainment...heh..heh..heh...

I just ignored it...then asked some other chicks about it later..and found out it was really nothing...

WCP

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posted July 11, 2000 12:29 PM            

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pretended i didnt hear a damn think and went on with my business.

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posted July 11, 2000 12:41 PM         

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that's right..... I never broke my stride.
Just keeping going...It's totally normal.
funny as hell I think...but normal

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posted July 11, 2000 02:15 PM            

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It usually only happens when you pull out doggy style.

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posted July 11, 2000 02:43 PM            

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a few months back i had this girl bent over ..i was doing her doggy ..when we finished she flipped over and poof pop ping bahhhh!@#%$%^^&&*^&....started excreting ..i mean it was loud ...i was like huh!!!! she was like its only air ...she got embarrassed ...i said ahhh dont worry it doesnt bother me....i thought that was funny

peace romeo

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posted July 11, 2000 03:46 PM            

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Laugh my ass off and continued!!

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posted July 11, 2000 08:15 PM            

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when i was a freshman at CU Boulder, i was stumbling back to my dorm room (really) when i was about to round the corner, i heard these girls giggling and saying things like "now flex your stomach in", "now push", etc...then they'd laugh like jackals...when i rounded the corner, these chicks were on there backs with their legs behind their heads....they looked pretty embarrassed....i mean how much dope do you have to smoke to do some crazy shit like that in public...oh, btw, they were making themselves queef, in case you're dense...

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posted July 11, 2000 09:23 PM            

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Damn i'm laughing at every post. I just kept on going it felt to good to try to screw up a screw.

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posted July 11, 2000 11:14 PM            

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I heard one once when I took it out

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posted July 11, 2000 11:21 PM            

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you guys are rolling me tonight!

hehehe

Puc

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posted July 14, 2000 02:08 AM         

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this is one funny post bro!
i guess it wouldnt really bother me if i ever heard a girl do that but if it smelled i would probably gag!

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posted July 14, 2000 12:16 PM            

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The first time I heard it, I had a girl doggy style!
I was hitting then she was like "baby let me ride you" so I agreed as we where changing positions I heard it "^$#&%#&%#*"
the she was like "you know that was air coming out of my thingee right???"\
I didn't know what to say but I didn't wanna stop so I just said "oh yeah I know"

since then it has happened at some point with every girl I've ever been with!!!

It's kind of cool!
I don't mind it at all, I love every thing on a womans body!!!!

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posted July 16, 2000 06:27 PM         

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they dont really smell unles the chick doesnt take care of herself downstairs

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posted July 16, 2000 10:08 PM            

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BAMBOOZLED! i'm laughing my ass off. haven't heard that in a long time. my experince with that was with the only girl i've ever been with that had a baby. things went well until we really started to go at it. then it was just "queef" "queef" "queef" everytime i pushed into her. made me loose the mood. now i know why people say sex is never the same after children or maybe she was just really loose. all that i know is it was very distracting.

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posted July 18, 2000 02:49 AM            

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this is funny shit...

kram-mark
just do'in my best

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