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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 572) |
posted July 10, 2000 07:35 PM
  
It is called textured soy protein, and you can buy it very cheap at a health food store. Contents: There is a demon in my anus right now, and he is screaming to be exorcised. Puc IP: Logged |
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t Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted July 10, 2000 07:39 PM
what if fat enhancer-lowers fat? IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 346) |
posted July 10, 2000 07:46 PM
puc you are to funny man ..shit why would you want to fart any worse than a fart is ...dam...you are too much peace romeo IP: Logged |
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scooby Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 122) |
posted July 10, 2000 07:54 PM
EEEWWWW!! IP: Logged |
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SassyS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 95) |
posted July 10, 2000 07:59 PM
dont tell my boyfriend about this, he'll buy it just to mess with me at night. IP: Logged |
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special_bill Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted July 11, 2000 08:46 PM
you know thats right...soy will get people's attention in hurry...used to fart in bed and embarrass my own damn self.... IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 198) |
posted July 11, 2000 09:03 PM
I discovered "THE JOY OF SOY" a few months back and all have to say is my husband was ready for divorce court. To which my reply was, "Shut the F up, crack and window and scarf another donut!"  IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 412) |
posted July 11, 2000 09:09 PM
Any body ever get those soy nuggets that you reconstitute in water as a meat substitute. Damn, some sadistic mofo playing a cruel joke on the public. That stuff will have you flying around the house like a balloon! No warning label either. WTF?? IP: Logged |
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CLEMDOG Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted July 11, 2000 11:56 PM
Shit, I think eating high amounts of protein, period, will give you a helluva of gas! It does to me, at least thats what I'm thinking. IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 13, 2000 08:28 PM
Hahahahaha, ever play 'turtle' with your gal. Just pull the sheets over your heads and let er ripp, the first one to poke their head out loses. LOL IP: Logged |
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sauce Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted July 15, 2000 07:58 PM
very good my friend IP: Logged |
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