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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1114) |
posted July 06, 2000 06:38 AM
   Ok, so ive been working graveyard shifts, evening shifts, and all kinda fucked up hours the last couple of weeks. and ive been training twice a day, been on a low carb/low fat diet, and im 3 weeks out. So my mind is pretty messed up right now, and on the note i want to tell about this dream i had the other night.. "Somebody told me there was a new gym in town, and i decided to check it out. i expected a pusy gym, like all the rest around here are..but oh, how wrong i was. As i got to the gym there were two guys standing at the doorway..bouncers, it looked like...at a gym?? "WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU MRMUSCLE" one of them "said". The other one nodded, as he pushed open the door for me..As i went inside i thought "Damn...that was THE STEEL BEAST ans Twisted-Steel..whats going on??" Upon entering i heard grunts and groans, coming from females as well as males. In one corner i saw Spoonman doing squats, while E2 was spotting him, while screaming: "I'm NOT your friend, repeat after ,e you bastard. I'm NOT your frind..." As i walked up to the counter i noticed a guy surrounded by females. "That has to be Warlobo" i thought to myself. At the counter the guy behind it was screaming: "Thiassi, take down those sick posters you mofo". Then he turned to me, "Welcome MrMuscle, i'm George. This is MY gym, and i have only 2 rules here. Number one, dont crack the weights, or i'll crack youre head. Number 2, dont drop the weights, or i'll drop you out the window...understand??" Just as he finished a lound BANG came from somwhere inside the gym.."Excuse me" he said, "i got work to do" as he went towards where the bang came from he started shoutng "Ranger, what did i tell you about dropping the weights...Now you are gonna get it...." I was left to myself. but not for long. Two beautifull women came up to me and said: "Your ass is ours. your doing legs with us NOW. im Bikinimom, and this here is SKydancer". ofcourse i said yes, who am i to argue with beautys like that. As i made my way to the locker room i noticed two cages hanging from the ceiling, with signs on them. "Theron" and "pimply glutes". and contained 2 sorry excuses if i ever saw one. I got to the locker room, and as i was geting ready to workout this guy sits down beside me. "if you are feeling down, and blue. come to me, i got smiles for sale. and i always got "Moe Dank" than you... As i stepped into the gym again.......i woke up... What do you think huh? pretty messed up or what? ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 557) |
posted July 06, 2000 06:47 AM
Nah, its not messed up. That's how you got 1100 posts in two months. The usual story, too much time spent here. Oh well. Stick with what you know. IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 366) |
posted July 06, 2000 10:01 AM
Thats not a Nightmare...that sounds like a damn fantasy...lol pretty cool dream man....don't we all wish the real world was as nice as that... IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 814) |
posted July 06, 2000 10:01 AM
Did they have cake? L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485) |
posted July 06, 2000 10:17 AM
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE SUPPOSE TO BE ... BOOBS? IF SO, NOW I AM GLAD TO HAVE TINNIE TINY ONES!! HAHA  THANKS NOW I AM GOING TO BE BLIND THE REST OF THE DAY! IP: Logged |
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George Spellwin Administrator (Total posts: 384) |
posted July 06, 2000 10:20 AM
Cool! ------------------ George George Spellwin
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 285) |
posted July 06, 2000 11:50 AM
Must have been some nightmare if Bmom and I challenged you to do legs w/us!  I want to go to your dream gym...how cool would that be!
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 736) |
posted July 06, 2000 11:56 AM
MrMuscle what about dbol dispensers, and rediject vending machines, or how about a shot of ghb on the way out for the night time trainers? hehe now that would be dope. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 229) |
posted July 06, 2000 12:20 PM
very cool dream...very cool....dreams are the door ways to the inner mind peace romeo IP: Logged |
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rocky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 332) |
posted July 06, 2000 12:37 PM
heheheh .. that's cool, well written. IP: Logged |
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Big Buck Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 149) |
posted July 06, 2000 12:40 PM
I wish dreams really came true!!!!!!! I agree w/ Slopains post....we would need d-bol dispensers, etc. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted July 06, 2000 01:37 PM
i think you've been eating too much tuna again... that low carb diet is starting to get to you. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 461) |
posted July 06, 2000 02:44 PM
Was I in the locker room tormenting Theron in his cage with a cattle prod? IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 285) |
posted July 06, 2000 02:46 PM
LOL Frackel!! IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1073) |
posted July 06, 2000 05:34 PM
They tell you in rehab that if you have dreams about drugs you have a drug problem. IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 312) |
posted July 06, 2000 05:39 PM
LOL, thats great IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 736) |
posted July 06, 2000 05:53 PM
well I guess i have a drug,sex, and money problem then b/c I seem to dream about these ones pretty often. damn I think Im shallow - aint gonna post this one where the delete button on this damn thing.. hehe Slopain IP: Logged |
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