posted July 04, 2000 01:47 AM            

>>
>> John Howard announced today that the GST would definitely apply to
the
>> penis, because it provides a service.
>>
>> The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to
the
>> fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the
time
>> it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time
it is
>> in a hole. On top of that it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
>>
>> Effective from July 1, 2000 a penis will be taxed according to size:-
>>
>> 10 - 12" Luxury Tax
>> 8 - 10" Pole Tax
>> 5 - 8 Privilege Tax
>> 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax
>>
>> Males with penises exceeding 12" must file under Capital Gains.
>> Anyone with 4" is eligible for a refund.
>>
>> (PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION)
>>
>> The taxpayers Association is still awaiting clarification on a number
of
>> questions raised on this new tax, including:-
>>
>> Are there any penalties for late withdrawals?
>> What if one's penis is self employed?
>> Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
>> Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
>>
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