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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 844) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:31 AM
1) I'm at my desk and one of my coworkers ask me what he can do to tighten up his gut. Before I can answer some guy walking by says he just started working out and what works for him is... I just walked away he can ask me again some other time when the jerk who just started and already knows what works is done. 2) I'm at the gym and this guy has the lat pull down bar in front of him. He is standing and pulls it down from over head to his knees, then turns to me and says "What muscles does this work" Shit your doin it not me. 3) I'm at the gym and this old man pulls a workout mat from the ariobics room into the middle of the gym. It was in the machine area , and I was doing the bicep machine. He gets on the mat puts his chest on the floor and sticks his ass straight up in the air and rubs his ass. I know it is Saturday night, but damn there has to be beter ways to get a date. 4) My girl and I go to the beach and I see a girl in a thong. The only thong on the beach and she has one ugly ass. We get passed her and my girl says look its a dude. I look back and he has a gotee. What the fuck! Dudes should not wear thongs period! 5) I have to work 4th of July L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 480) |
posted July 03, 2000 05:04 AM
I feel your pain bro.. IP: Logged |
cowbell Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 455) |
posted July 03, 2000 10:27 AM
I too fell your pain bro, glad I am having a four day weekend. later IP: Logged |
TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 380) |
posted July 03, 2000 01:14 PM
that sucks.... I hate those middle age men who have to sit around the Bench and tell old Glory stories....WHY does it always happen when I need the damn bench.... Or even better the Over weight out of shape new member who gets on the treadmill and walks about 2 mph for 5 min gets off and says to me wow this thing is fast.... IP: Logged |
D007 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 567) |
posted July 03, 2000 01:21 PM
How about if you have benn telling some "un-named" fatass for years the he needs to cut down the carbs to ever loose weight and he never listens to you but comes up one day and tells you that he has started the fucking Atkins diet and informs you that you were wrong and high protein is the best diet. just because he saw a fucking infomecial. IP: Logged |
Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 227) |
posted July 03, 2000 01:42 PM
Things that piss me off are to many to list. 1. Fat ass people who role there sleaves up.
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 470) |
posted July 03, 2000 01:44 PM
-Someone telling me that I'm a shallow person because I want to have a 'gorgeous' physique. -Customers who act like it's the end of their world when we're out of something or they have to wait. -Women -And the fact that I also have to work on the 4th of July. IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 486) |
posted July 03, 2000 01:49 PM
You hate women Frackal?!!! [This message has been edited by FlexB (edited July 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
JohnnyO Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 64) |
posted July 03, 2000 02:15 PM
Any one else get the email about massquantities raid? the fact the the government can't leave us alone pisses me off alot!! It is such a long way to brownsville (i'm in houston)! IP: Logged |
Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 470) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:13 PM
Yes FlexB at the moment I do. I'm sure you've all been there. IP: Logged |
Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 470) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:17 PM
Massquantities raid???? What happened? IP: Logged |
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 274) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:29 PM
U.S marshalls took their shit cause the FDA doesnt approve it. I dont use that kind of stuff but have to say the gov't goes to far. ITs your body and should be able to put in it what you want as long as you aint hurting anyone. ------------------ IP: Logged |
riptchick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:37 PM
Here,here Steel Soldier, you're right on with the Back Street wannabes and the shitty excuses.... IP: Logged |
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 274) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:50 PM
My list of things that piss me off... 1. Skinny chicken chest fucks that walk around with no shirts on. Theres more ------------------ IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 830) |
posted July 03, 2000 04:53 PM
I hate it when homosexuals display their affection in public. Unless they are females, that is. IP: Logged |
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 274) |
posted July 03, 2000 05:08 PM
Testify dog. They gotta be attractive females though. ------------------ IP: Logged |
bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1128) |
posted July 03, 2000 05:41 PM
hehe, saturday night at 24hr fitness. i feel your pain thiassi. i too have seen the rituals some of the members take to get attention. its scarier in the locker room. i go through there with blinders on. ewwww. ------------------ IP: Logged |
mystic_hormones Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 93) |
posted July 04, 2000 12:14 AM
I have 5 things that I hate(a lot) I get pissed thinking about it. 1. people who say steroids are BAAADDDD ------------------ [This message has been edited by George Spellwin (edited July 05, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 570) |
posted July 04, 2000 01:07 AM
Manners mostly, common sense shit like chewing with your god damned mouth shut, saying thank you, please and you're welcome. Holding a door open for someone. NOT PULLING OUT in front of someone when there is no car in sight behind them(then turning at the next road). Courtesy, courtesy, courtesy. I'm also despising the question, "can you help me"? I had two diff people at two diff times get the lowdown on low/no carb diets from me and both those fuckers went OH GOD! I can't go without my vegetables, I'd die. The other said fruit. I walked away thinking, the fuck you can't, you will die if you don't. Oh fuck it, I hat the 70's coming back to haunt me. Those disco clothes went out for a good reason. That new hairstyle looks like it needs to be washed. Bell bottoms sucked then and they suck now. I'll quit now, I'm getting all jacked up on this shit. Beer me IP: Logged |
picasso Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted July 04, 2000 08:04 AM
People who assume I take steroids.It's always some wannabe who hasn't got a friggin clue and figures anybody getting gains is on. IP: Logged |
mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 336) |
posted July 04, 2000 08:42 AM
Boom boom music in a car where I can hear it, gives me instant roid rage, even when not on cycle. The next m'fer playing that sh*t late at night through my neighborhood is going to hear a "boom" alright! I hate fat ass white trailor trash sitting out on their porch smoking and drinking instead of cleaning up all the dog sh*t and kiddie toys laying around the yard. IP: Logged |
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted July 05, 2000 03:23 AM
THE GREASED UP RICKY MARTIN HAIRCUT EVERY DUDE SPORTS.FUCK THAT AND GO GET SOME INDIVIDUALITY YOU GEL-COVERED STICKY HAIRED DUMBFUCK.YOU CALL THAT STYLE I CALL THAT CONFORMITY. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Sight1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted July 05, 2000 04:39 AM
I hate it when: 1) someone refuses to turn a shoulder in order to allow you to pass/after you have turned yours. 2) people in wal-mart 3) people who make excuses 4) former bosses that ripped me off 5) former bosses that need an ass whipping 6) arrogant police officers (i know many) 7) Dallas Cowboys (sorry Redskins fan here) Just some of my opinions! Thank you! IP: Logged |
Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 238) |
posted July 05, 2000 04:59 AM
1. Teenage girls trying to get pregnant, they don't have a job at the moment, but "they will get one", then the grandparents are stuck with the kid. 2. Little teenage guys that talk all fucking ghetto, and wear wife beaters 24/7. 3. WHEN LITTLE KIDS FIX UP THEIR SHITTY ASS HONDA CIVICS AND MAKE THEM ALL FUCKING LOUD WITH A COFFE CAN MUFFLERS, THEN THEY REV THEIR ENGINES AT EVERYONE. 5. boy bands 6. When my girlfriend opens her mouth, "with one exeption". 7. When I get fired with 2 hours notice. [This message has been edited by George Spellwin (edited July 05, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Recoome Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 80) |
posted July 05, 2000 06:01 AM
PEOPLE WHO POST IN NOTHING BUT CAPS I don't know why they fuck they do this, they're either trying to look tough, or have bad eyesight. It fucking looks stupid, how would you like it if someone was talking to you and they did nothing but yell? IP: Logged |
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted July 05, 2000 08:52 AM
IGNORANCE. nuff said. IP: Logged |
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted July 05, 2000 12:24 PM
OK YOU WANT A DOSE OF THE STEEL BEAST F/N SHOW AND RECCOME? ------------------ IP: Logged |
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted July 05, 2000 12:28 PM
DO I MAKE YOU little GUYS MAD!!!!! DO I.GUESS ITS RETALIATION FOR YOUR FLAMMABLE HAIRCUT AND STUPID HALLOWEEN GARB.OH WELL ARNOLD ALWAYS TOLD ME WHEN YOUR BIG ENOUGH YOU GET TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.IM JUST DOING WHAT ARNOLD TOLD ME TO DO.
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 486) |
posted July 05, 2000 12:32 PM
ahhhh damn!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Caesar Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 78) |
posted July 05, 2000 12:38 PM
Actually, beast, it doesn't make us angry, it's just annoying. Like having 5 year old brother try to tag along all day. Not angry, just annoying. All caps signifies yelling. I know it takes time to build typing skills strong enough to be able to hit that Shift key at the start of every sentence, but with dedication and proper training, I'm sure you can make it. We are all pulling for you, beast. ------------------ IP: Logged |
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted July 05, 2000 12:40 PM
If have something to say to me Steelbeast then go right ahead. I wasn't talking to you but I am now. Do have a problem with me? If so maybe we do something about it. Believe me, I ain't too hard to fine brotha. IP: Logged |
bb4424 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 44) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:23 PM
On heavy leg day last week after I finished squats I was in need of the leg sled and both of the machines were being used as follows: Machine #1: A women with a personal trainer and the personal trainer was flossing his teeth while admiring his lean 165 lb physique. Machine #2: A guy doing 90 lbs for reps and he was reading USA Today at the same time. Readin the paper while doing the rep, WHAT FOCUS! I was ready to quit the gym. IP: Logged |
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:28 PM
I DRIVE A CADILLAC.DONT TRY ME. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Caesar Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 78) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:35 PM
I EAT CADILLACS FOR BREAKFAST. ------------------ IP: Logged |
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 214) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:41 PM
KNOW YOUR ENEMY 1. COMPROMISE 2. CONFORMITY 3. ASSIMILATION 4. SUBMISSION 5. HYPOCRISY 6. BRUTALITY 7. IGNORANCE 8. THE ELITE ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS. Also Steel has always typed in caps, this is his thing, has nothing to do with fucking eyesight or yelling. IP: Logged |
Plato Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted July 05, 2000 01:43 PM
Tourists sideWALK, again sideWALK. Not sidestand. IP: Logged |
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 509) |
posted July 05, 2000 02:00 PM
1. people who post topics about religion, and gays, and other very contraversal topics. 2. ignorance and rude people 3. Those who think just because you "talk" of sexual things they "assume" you are doing it with everyone. 4. Fat people who wear tiny outfits and think they look sexy. 5. Muscle bound freaks at the gym that always HOG the machines and weights. 6. Men who are WAY out there on drugs. 7. People that do not respect me for who I am. 8. Protein drinks that give me major pimples. 9. People who insist on staring all the time. 10. Teenagers who are trying to be an adult now when they should be laying with barbies and tonka trucks. 11. Anyone that is perjudice 12. Parents that raise very OBESE babies, cause they don't watch what they're kid eats!! 13. Men that are only out for one thing! 14. Girls who get wasted and act like a whore at the bar. 15. Those who are always gossiping cause they have no life of their own. IP: Logged |
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted July 05, 2000 03:41 PM
SteelBeast what that supposed mean? I don't care and what any drives, who they roll with or what they are packing. I am a man. I am intellegent. And I can take of myself. If you have a problem with me as a man. The step to me as a man. Feel free to email me and we can discuss and figure something out what ever that may be. I meant what I said. Email me any one of the addresses and we can figure what to do about the situtation and I am not playing games here. I'm not about internet attacks. [email protected] IP: Logged |
Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 238) |
posted July 05, 2000 05:48 PM
whole show---you have to be one of the stupidest mother fuckers I have ever seen on this board, All you do is talk about how bad ass you are and how you want to meet up with everyone and kick some ass. I think your the one who told me to drive my ass 700 miles to Atlanta so we could work something out. Please stop trying to intimidate everyone with your shitty egotistical posts. ------------------ IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 486) |
posted July 05, 2000 05:56 PM
Ya'll stop picking on Show. IP: Logged |
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted July 05, 2000 05:59 PM
Natymike, What I'm talking about is I'm tired of internet courage. A kid named Theron comes to mind. Now I am crazy enough to hop on a plane because that's the type of nutty guy I am. I know I'm slightly off. As far as being stupid, well at least my posts aren't getting deleted by the mods. In fact, a lot people seem to appreciate what I have to say even if you don't. So don't get me mad at me 'cause your post got deleted or people didn't appreciate it kid. and thanx FlexB. But I can handle these kids just fine. Because that's what they are. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 05, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 217) |
posted July 05, 2000 06:26 PM
1.PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO JUMP 1 PERSON. 2.16 YEAR OLD GIRLS THAT LOOK HOT AS HELL. 3.PEOPLE THAT LOOK FOR TROUBLE. 4.PEOPLE THAT THINK THERE BETTER THEN EVERYBODY ELSE. 5.PUNKS. 6.GUYS WHO WARE LOOSE SHORTS AND CAN'T EVEN HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO WARE FUCKING UNDERWARE. IP: Logged |
Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 238) |
posted July 05, 2000 07:15 PM
ok show, all I'm saying is that maybe you shouldn't jump on somebody so fast, its pretty obvious that nobody is going to drive thousands of miles to fight somebody, you know this too, your just saying this to prove how tough you are, and, I realize my post was deleted because of a select few, but the overwhelming majority didn't give a shit, and if you forgot what it was, I posted it again, and I'm no kid, please don't put me in the same class as Theoron, I was here for the whole sherade, I never saw you until today, but I guess you have been around, how bout we just let it go, who cares, this is supposed to be a friendly board, out. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Recoome Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 80) |
posted July 05, 2000 07:29 PM
Another thing- the word 'Bro'...is it like a fucking law that everyone uses that damn word? IP: Logged |
NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 295) |
posted July 05, 2000 07:41 PM
I rarely join negative posts like this but think I will anyway. I had a guy back out of a very important business transaction last week, that was very costly to me and I am mad. 1. People with no morals or conscience because they have no religious beliefs whatsoever, and who frequently screw people over. IP: Logged |
thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 844) |
posted July 05, 2000 08:15 PM
I have to agree with you on the fighting. I was in a fight with a guy my same size one night at a bar. I was 6'1 about 265lbs and he was about 6'5 240lbs. After the fight we both had to go to the hospital. I had to get cotten swabs stuck in my eyes because they were bleeding soo bad. He had to get reconstructive surgery etc... I didn't get ant charges and did not file any as well. But I never fight except if I have to. I have only been in one fight after that one and I didn't even throw a punch I just took the guy to the ground and held him till he calmed down. L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted July 05, 2000 08:51 PM
natymike, I'm a longtime poster of another another board, MM.com. Someone a while ago told me to check this site out. I made a couple of posts but mainly lurked until recently, but I knew what was going on here. I'm not some tough guy who goes around picking fights. At the same time I don't say things that I can't back up either with my mind in the form of intelligent thought provoking arguments or with my hands in the form of wuppin some ass. I don't think that I'm the biggest or baddest mofo around, but when someone says something to me I think is outta line, I will for damn for sure call them out on it. I feel solving problems with your is mind usually the best way to go, but hey sometimes it isn't. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 06, 2000).] IP: Logged |
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted July 05, 2000 11:57 PM
I DONT MIND YOU F/N SHOW I JUST DONT LIKE YOUR ROCK COSTUME OR YOUR PRINCE POSTER.OTHER THAN THAT YOU MAY BE COOL... ------------------ IP: Logged |
Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 323) |
posted July 06, 2000 12:05 AM
Fat Personal trainers! Women with beards!! I have to see both at the gym I go to IP: Logged |
Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 323) |
posted July 06, 2000 12:13 AM
There is something else I hate, but It would probably start a big fight with all of you that are into politics, should I say it, or is there too many arguments going on right now? IP: Logged |
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 509) |
posted July 06, 2000 08:31 AM
People that do NOT know how to drive right, and drive too slow!!! Esp. when you are in a hurry to get to the gym before work. IP: Logged |
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 246) |
posted July 06, 2000 12:54 PM
that was funny peace romeo IP: Logged |
marvelous_mark Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted July 06, 2000 04:35 PM
Hehehe Austin316, you ain't lucky for those two "things" you have in your gym. Women with beards, urghhh! 'nough said Say it Austin(the other thing you hate), it's your own opinion, we'll accept it.... ------------------ You know they say money can't buy happiness, give me 50 $ and watch me smile! - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Mark IP: Logged |
code_x Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted July 06, 2000 05:11 PM
people with arms bigger than mine-x IP: Logged |
Caesar Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 78) |
posted July 06, 2000 05:24 PM
it doesn't really piss me off, just don't understand it .. people who 'bump' a post when it's only 2 hours old ... wtf is that about??? ------------------ IP: Logged |
Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 323) |
posted July 06, 2000 05:36 PM
Yeah there is this tiny little cleaning lady that has a full blown goatie, its absolutley disgusting. I think it might be a hermie, but there is no way I'd ask it, yuck!! IP: Logged |
thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 844) |
posted July 07, 2000 04:41 AM
Does that mean I have to get rid of my Vette in a few years? I got a new one: Tonight at the gym this guy is working out with those running shorts on. You know the one that looks like a diaper. What the hell go buy some normal shorts. Hell I have some old sweatpants that I cut off at the knees. I'm not out to win a fashion show or pick anyone up. L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
CONAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted July 07, 2000 04:46 PM
1) Baggy gym pants...might as well wear a sign saying, "I don't train legs!". 2) Men who wear those Jesus shoes (sandals). 3) People (who have only been working out a year), who get their certificate and think they can train other people. 4) People who do not put their weights away. 5) Long lines. 6) Poor service. 7) Tough guys that weigh a buck seventy soaking wet. 8) Fat people who complain constantly about having to lose weight but don't have the will. 9) The 2am, "I am jonesing for something salty/sweet!", but you can't because contest day is 22 days away! 10) Just plain stupid people. Ignorance is a lack of knowledge and can be forgiven, stupidity is a disease. IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1152) |
posted July 08, 2000 07:00 AM
hehe damn...you dont like baggies...???? i love em...pink all the way..LOL ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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