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Checkmatebloated
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posted June 30, 2000 07:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Checkmatebloated   Click Here to Email Checkmatebloated     Edit/Delete Message
He guys,

You every been with a older women. we this lady at a bar I go to is alway messing with me this had gone on for a few month, but I never even thought of it.

Well she always told me it would be just for fun, she did not expect anything. well I took her up on the offer last night. She is 42 and I just turned 29. She if very little and looks really good in rocky jeans. Well It was her time of the month, but I guess she was so happy I was going to her apartment she did not care. I set down on her couch and she said it was her time of the month, but she was going to give me a Bj. I thought man was a good deal. Well she sucked and I do not mean in a good way. Her teeth hit almost eveytime she when down. It just was not a good job.

I thought older ladies were better. She was surely more aggresive than a young girl, but not better.

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MrMuscle
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posted June 30, 2000 07:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
hehe well at least you got sumthing.

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goleafs
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posted June 30, 2000 07:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for goleafs   Click Here to Email goleafs     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 64961519
better than the humiliation of leaving the bar alone to pound yer pecker. shoulda nailed her anyway

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bacaba
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posted June 30, 2000 07:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bacaba   Click Here to Email bacaba     Edit/Delete Message
I got a bj from some dumb girl a couple nights ago. when I started to cum, I forced her head doen on my dick. Well I guess she took the cum in the wrong hole and it all came driping out of her nose.

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rippazoid
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posted June 30, 2000 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rippazoid   Click Here to Email rippazoid     Edit/Delete Message
Younger women nowdays fuck more than older women. therefore, they are just as experienced.

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Checkmatebloated
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posted June 30, 2000 07:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Checkmatebloated   Click Here to Email Checkmatebloated     Edit/Delete Message
bacaba,

What ever happened to that ugly chick with a fine body you were hitting. You said you were going to steal a pic and post it.


I won['t be able to get back on until 11pm tonight to read your reply.,

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Kaisersosay
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posted June 30, 2000 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kaisersosay   Click Here to Email Kaisersosay     Edit/Delete Message
I HAVE BEEN WITH TWO OLDER WOMEN AND THEY SUCKED DICK REAL GOOD.1 WAS 32 WHEN I WAS 20.THE OTHER WAS 35 WHEN I WAS 24.I HAD NO PROBELMS.WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD TAKE SOME POINTERS.ITS GOOD BUT SHE HAS TO TRY NEW SHIT

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ryry
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posted June 30, 2000 09:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ryry   Click Here to Email ryry     Edit/Delete Message
maybe her dentures were falling off

well at least you got a BJ last night, did she swallow? i love it when they swallow!

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[This message has been edited by ryry (edited June 30, 2000).]

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Romeo
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posted June 30, 2000 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
fat chicks give the best head....you know on the nights when noone is around ..you call the fat one up and tell her you need head...before youi hang up (knock-knock)...guess who..

peace romeo

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mrbill
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posted June 30, 2000 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mrbill   Click Here to Email mrbill     Edit/Delete Message
hey bro, why didn't you just fuck her anyway...especially if the head wasn't any good. Who cares if she is on the rag, just a little extra lube.

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Anabolicum Mister
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posted July 01, 2000 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Anabolicum Mister   Click Here to Email Anabolicum Mister     Edit/Delete Message
ryry, that's hilarious brother!

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kram696969
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posted July 01, 2000 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kram696969   Click Here to Email kram696969     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 15497701
hahaha...that is funny shit

kram-mark
just do'in my best...

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Kahn
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posted July 03, 2000 12:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kahn     Edit/Delete Message
The rag!?!So pound her in the ass, man. Why is everybody so uptight with that shit?

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komododragon
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posted July 03, 2000 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for komododragon   Click Here to Email komododragon     Edit/Delete Message
Dude, I think you've addressed this message to the wrong audience.

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Thick dog
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posted July 03, 2000 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Why not ride the Crimson Wave? Hope you at least gave her a pearl necklace.

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Jay Z
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posted July 07, 2000 01:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
funny thing about the dentures

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