posted June 26, 2000 02:22 PM            

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he
has no dick

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to
walk to the TV and change the channel manually

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you
can't eat

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking
after you've found it Do people do this? Who and where are
they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see
that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and
stare at frikken ceiling up there.

7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey
Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you
don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's
sake

8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't
really give me a choice, did ya there buddy

9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something
before it

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know
how fast you were going? You should know asshole you
fucking pulled me over!

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Everybody should care about their body

posted June 28, 2000 05:34 AM            

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

posted June 28, 2000 09:33 AM            

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