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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 248) |
posted June 22, 2000 02:04 AM
  
Well Ive never been to a club before and I think Ill go on saturday, what should I expect. I really can't dance so am I screwed for any chance with a lady IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 566) |
posted June 22, 2000 02:24 AM
You can expect alot of drugs and alot of drunk girls that will go home with anyone they see (this of course does not include myself)...There are people out there that just cannot handle themselves when they get fucked up...so ENJOY IT! and let us know how it goes... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 22, 2000 06:34 AM
Fuckin' hell Austin. I'm only 14 and I've been to dozens of clubs. You only have to look 18 in Britain to gain entry. I easily look that age if I'm dressed appropriately. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 726) |
posted June 22, 2000 09:18 AM
If you drink and catch a nice buzz, you will have a much better time. You don't have to dance. I just hang around the bar. The only time I dance is if it is going to get me laid. IP: Logged |
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EliteLifter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 22, 2000 09:37 AM
Man i go to night clubs since the age of 14... And know i don�t suffer from anything! Its sad back there in the USA... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 22, 2000 09:43 AM
I'm telling you that the USA is the crappest country in the history of the earth. They think that they are superior to other countries when there teenage citizens can't even drink. F**king country full of pussies! IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:00 AM
why do we have a 14 year old boy on this board telling us our country sucks???? IP: Logged |
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supersizeme Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:01 AM
Country full of pussies? We could nuke you about 5000 times over. USA is the damn policemen of the fucking world, we not only maintain the most dominant, economically stable country in the world but we also keep people in other countries safe and spend a shitload of money doing it. You should be kissing our ass cuz we have your back and without us, your country would probably be a large radioactive dump. I don't want teenagers drinking in my country. Only an immature little 14 year old such as yourself would think that's a great idea. Once you get older, you'll realize how much of a dumbass you were in your teens. Get over it. MP3 the thing that pisses me off most about you is that you have gotten a shitload of help from this board. You had a huge thread about getting advice on your first time getting laid and everybody contributed and helped you out. Now all you want to do is start shit. You are an ingrateful little shit. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 990) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:08 AM
If it wasnt for the USA you bastards would be speaking german right now! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:15 AM
I only suggested you change the alcohol laws so your countries teenagers could get laid more often! IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 195) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:22 AM
NO YOU DIDNT YOU LITTLE SORRY FUCK'N EXCUSE OF A HUMAN. READ YOUR POST, SAY WHAT YOU MEAN! MOE DANK IS RIGHT. DAMN RIGHT IM PISSED, MY FATHER FOUGHT SO YOUR LITTLE ASS CAN GO TO CLUBS AT 14. IP: Logged |
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Tony72 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:23 AM
Bros, Dont even bother with this damn kid"mp3". Tony IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 663) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:27 AM
Back to the topic at hand, there are two choices if you can't dance: A.)Get so faded that dancing is what you look like when your trying to walk. or B.)Don't dance You dont have to dance well after 12:00, no one will notice. Slow dancing is easy even if your all left feet. Dancing isn't necessary to pick up, but it makes it alot easier, and you usually get the freakydeaki girls. (good thing right?) Slopain IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:39 AM
You just the to take the attitude and I'm quote an Eminem song here, "I just don't a give a fuck". When you take that attitude dancing or getting plenty of girls won't be a problem. Just don't give a fuck about anyone thinks and do your thing. IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1036) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:27 PM
Just let go. Don't hesitate when approaching the women. If you approach them like they should be lucky to dance with you, then they will definitly dance with you. Thats assuming that you are not a fat, ugly mofo. Don't try to copy dance moves off TV either. Get a little faded, and just let go.
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BigTruck Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:29 PM
Just relax man, let your inhibitions drop, have fun. Even if you don't dance, get on the floor -- it'll probably be so packed it doesn't matter how you move. But pace yourself on the alcohol -- it's easy to drink way too much at a club... ----MP3 Now, don't get me wrong... That's not what I think -- but if we're following your logic... Well, nuff' said. As for teenage drinking, yeah, there's a good idea. You can't even control your dick yet, much less handle alcohol responsibly. IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 360) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:41 PM
Let us remember that this little punk is 14 years old! Not even worth discussing things with him really. What value could he possibly bring to us besides his little penthouse letters of banging some little 16 year old. But I will say this. Basically, the brits are pawns of the USA. They know it and if they want to continue to be around in the 21 century, they will remain like this. Too bad other american habits haven't reached the UK like dentistry and orothodontics...and shampoo! My advice to you MP3 is to enjoy your youth. Your thoughts and opinions will be molded well over the next few years and in time you will see that the only reason this world is not at war with itself is because the americans are there to keep everyone in line. If not, you might be speaking Irish, Yugoslavian, Russian, or even Arabic. So, write a letter to the Pentagon and give thanks that you are able to read this right now, you INGRATE FUCK! IP: Logged |
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roobie Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:44 PM
MP3 is just yankin your chains, he proabably lives in some crap little town where nobody likes him and that's why his posts are so pathetic Besides everyone knows Canada rules. Roobie. IP: Logged |
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The_Blond_Myth Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 337) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:45 PM
Bro go to this site, its called the how to lay girls guide, it is very good. I esp like it when he tells u not to go up to a girl and introduce yourself by saying your name, that is so lame and everyone does it. He says remain a man of mystery until she asks for your name...read the whole thing, it will really help u out. http://madli.ut.ee/~anton/layguide/ LP IP: Logged |
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DLbro Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:47 PM
What's your goal at the club bro? to dance, get drunk, partyhardy, socialize, or to take home some shitfaced, stickyhair broad? Whatever the case, you first got to look good. Assuming you been dieting well, working out consistently, and crunching everynight, then you should wear a real nice tight fitting muscle shirt, and some tight jeans that hilite your crotch area and hug you butt (if its muscular) Man, freaky women will pinch you butt or your nipples all night long, and you can then have your pick of the litter. When you looking good, chicks care less about everything else. And oh, please shower, and wear some nice cologne. Not too loud tho. Oh one more thing, cut that damn hair!  Good Luck.IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 360) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:55 PM
If you go to a club and you want to SUCCESSFULLY meet a woman, you have to dance bro! Case closed. Hot women are on the dance floor and find nothing more attractive than a man who can dance and is comfortable with it. Woman LOVE to dance (hot ones at least) and by you dancing (well) with them is a sign for them that you are fun, confident, and enjoy something they do. IP: Logged |
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BigTruck Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 22, 2000 02:54 PM
BP has got a point -- I'm not sure that you even have to dance that well tho' (although it wouldn't hurt) -- as long as you don't look spastic, the women will appreciate the effort. They're not as worried about looking retarded to other people as guys are. They don't understand people that won't get out and dance. IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 521) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:00 PM
HAHAHAHHA MP3 LIVES IN BALTIMORE FELLAS NOT IN LONDON...DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME ------------------ One more road to cross The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 248) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:03 PM
Christ how the hell did this topic get centered around MP3, MP please don't post again in this thread. And where the hell did the my country can beat your countries ass come in. One thing, I can't drink there, Im 18. And I am still really trying to kick my shy attitude that Ive carried for ever by going with the I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me. This is also the first year I have deemed myself goodlooking enough to go after girls, before now I was a fat idiot with no confidence whatsoever in myself. I am no wear neer my goal physical wise but I think I am much better. It will still be a little hard on me, and it depends a lot on wich group of my friends I end up going with IP: Logged |
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George Spellwin Administrator (Total posts: 364) |
posted June 23, 2000 12:06 AM
MP3 has been blocked. He is about 8 people on this board. We are speaking with his ISP bt.net at this time. ------------------ George George Spellwin
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 248) |
posted June 23, 2000 01:15 AM
Right now I am in a mass diet so Im not cut. I have a pretty big looking chest though, but I've got some stuff too work off of my mid but it really isn't noticeable in clothes, but I can't wear real tight shirts cause then someone might notice. So DLBro's advbise probably won't be for me would it IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 248) |
posted June 24, 2000 02:16 AM
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komododragon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 134) |
posted June 25, 2000 08:22 AM
Austin, chill my friend, your supposed to go to clubs to enjoy your self, If you don't leave. NO ONE knows how to dance,(not unless your a professional dancer who's taken lessons, and there aren't gonna be that many at the clubs) that's not the point, you go to a club where you dig the music, and let it take you away. Just get out on the dance floor and start mov'n, if you look like your having fun I can guarantee you you'll meet women, cause they will want to meet a bro who's have'n fun, on the other hand if you stand there looking mortified, the chicks are gonna assume that the way you'll look in the bedroom. Any as far as drinking, I keep drinking really down to about a beer an hour at the clubs. Clubs are places that I prefer to keep my wits about me, and second drinking and driving is insanity. [This message has been edited by komododragon (edited June 25, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 398) |
posted June 27, 2000 01:36 AM
So did you hit the club Saturday night how did it go? IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 248) |
posted June 27, 2000 02:34 AM
No go, my friends had to work. THis week though, it'll be better cause Im watching a friends dogs for the weekend, and I'll have a huge house all to myself in case I get lucky  Otherwise there wouldn't be a chance in hell cause I live with my parents.IP: Logged |
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