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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 275) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:45 PM
  
I work part time and am a student, have to use financial aid for gear and stuff, with all the people on this board, someone has to know about making quick, easy, legal money IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 644) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:51 PM
Legal cannot equal quick and easy. Period. Sell drugs man, if any real business person would do a cost, risk benefit analysis they would do it, provided that breaking the law isn't a HUGE deal for them. AS, or rec drugs.. your choice - but its quick and easy money. Slopain IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 959) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:57 PM
hehehe, well lets see here. Depending on your state(some have mandatory min.s email me if you would like) grow weed. www.alternativegarden.com First harvest would be 3 to 4 months away and yeild would be 3lbsx$4000=$12k
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:02 PM
personal training pays extremelly well and u don't even have to be certfied to be one I know many trainers who have no clue how to train people and they make alot of money doing it at least 1000$ a week minimum.. IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 341) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:07 PM
pimpin hoes IP: Logged |
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toby Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:16 PM
Damn Slopain you have all the answers. IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 239) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:13 PM
How would I go about becoming a personal trainer, I think most gyms around here require certification IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Moderator (Total posts: 1096) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:25 PM
Here I go again with my giant bullshit filter: The risk involved in dealing drugs usually outweights the benefits, especially for a small time guy. The first guy to get busted is going to rat your ass out, period. Ask Moe Dank about getting ratted out. Also, I don't know what planet Mr Perfect is from, but I've been to about a million gyyms and have met precious few trainers who have made decent pay. For the most part, it's a part time job at best. Yes, some may make a few bucks, but not a guy just starting out. Get real. Brop, take some computer classes. Get a part time job at a help desk and try to get into systens administartion. the IT field is growing so fast the demand can't be met. And that's the only thing that drives salaries up. Matt IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 239) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:29 PM
Im gonna try to get into the IT department at the U of M but have to do General College first. I wanna make/design video games and work with special effects. I'd like to look into Personal training as a part time job cause I gotta pay half of the tuition. Would this be a good way to make some cash. Not looking at it for a career IP: Logged |
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Jim Layhoe Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 443) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:33 PM
yup, gotta go with pimpin willy dynomite style. [This message has been edited by Jim Layhoe (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 182) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:42 PM
HEY SUPERDAVE,I DO COMPUTER TECH,AND IT SUCKS.YOU GET SO FUSTRAED AND THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE GOOD MONEY IS TO HAVE EXPERANCE.LEARN HOW TO CREATE WEB PAGES,AT LEAST YOU GET TO BE CREATIVE. IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:22 AM
Get into busing at restaurants. I did for 3 days and made good money in tips alone from the waitresses. It helps if ya are good looking and nice. (I don't call myself hot but cute) the waitresses loved me. I quit after my thrid day cause my manager wouldn't give me flexible hours, it fucked up my school work, hockey, and I just couldn't handle it all. And another upper is its all legal, except that I was paid under the table, but that ain't a serious offense, like the other guys plans are. No offense fellas I tried your ideas out before, but thought twice and got away from that before I fucked my future up. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 514) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:00 AM
ROB YOUR PARENTS ------------------ One more road to cross The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 514) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:01 AM
PAWN YOUR PARENTS HOUSEHOLD ITEMS. SELL THE FAMILY DOG.
------------------ One more road to cross The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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tray renfro Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 611) |
posted June 22, 2000 02:04 AM
i like your style steel beast, must be that brotha thang. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 644) |
posted June 22, 2000 02:18 AM
hehe watch it toby. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Jay-T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 148) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:05 AM
yeah i guess selling drugs is your best bet..hehe if u wanna risk it! other wise go to school and pick up a trade! ------------------ quote: IP: Logged |
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T-BONE Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 155) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:51 AM
O.K., I'll go against everything I know and tell you what you don't want to hear. GO TO SCHOOL MAN!!!! You don't want to be where I am at, 25 years old, three felonies (merged for sentencing, so no "three strikes your out" shit), and a rough future ahead. I am back in school now (college), and I know shits gonna be hard for me when I'm done. Don't fuck yourself up for a few quick $$$$$$$$. I always said I don't give a shit cause I'll always be taken care of, but there comes a point where you want to do FOR YOURSELF. Not doing for anyone else, or owing anyone else. It sucks, but I think everyone else will agree there's a point where you have to grow up and do shit the right way. This sucks........I think I'm turning into a girl with this advice. Seriously bro, do the right thing. Don't make things hard for yourself in the future. I'd give anything to be an "innocent" again, don't fuck it up for anything! IP: Logged |
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lordblazetrip Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 149) |
posted June 22, 2000 04:11 AM
steel beast: correction my friend, torture the family dog, then sell it >=] IP: Logged |
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floridaguy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12) |
posted June 22, 2000 07:48 AM
How about working hard long hours? There are no shortcuts! Dont be lazy, turn off MTV, and go get a JOB! IP: Logged |
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted June 22, 2000 08:36 AM
o.k sinse you're a bodybuilder and u want to make quick cash . your all time best choice would have to be to become a male striper I know some people who are currently in college and they only work 3 night a week and u could easily make 300$ a night plus u will be having fun at the same time doing it. go for it .. IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 226) |
posted June 22, 2000 06:22 PM
Be an alternative health "counselor". Specialize in anti aging. You can take advantage of the age group with the most expendible cash - the elderly and baby boomers. Come up with some nutritional, easy to do exercise program and facial product line. An initial consultation (Say $100-200) takes about an hour - you get a health history (what is your main complaints, medications you are on, history of surgery, family history of what your parents died of etc). Then you do some sort of evaluation - NOT AN EXAMINATION, doctors do exams and you do not want to get nailed for practicing medicine without a license. The evaluation may be part of the consultation or maybe charge another $80 for it. Then have some program that involves easy easy lazy mans exericse, some facial anti wrinkle products and some special super potent anti aging supplements designed to raise your HGH naturally. Tell them to expect 6 months before seeing results - that way they buy about 6 months of crap before they realize it does not work. Make one aspect of the program IMPOSSIBLE to fullfill.... but say it is the all important thing - make it something like waking up every morning at 2 AM to do 20 minutes of a special Chinese energy enhancing meditation. Of course in 6 months they will still be a fat wrinkled tub of shit - but you have the out of saying HEY ITS BECAUSE YOU DID NOT GET UP EVERY MORNING AT 2 AM. Meet with them every 2 weeks to a month for a re-evaluation (another $80-120 each time) and to restock their supplements and face cream. At each follow up visit get them to document that they are not completely compliant - getting up at 2 AM or whatever deal breaker you work into the program. Have them fill out a sheet that asks 2 questions : 1) how do you feel 2) Are you getting up at 2 AM to meditate (or suck of cattle or whatever your deal breaker is). On their initial information sheet they fill out on the first visit have in writing (along with name and address) that the success of the program is contingent on following EVERYTHING to the letter - including getting up at 2 AM to suck bulls and that if they DO NOT follow every recommendation TO THE LETTER you cannot be held responsible for their failure. SO you will get initial consultation - $150 or so, facial cream and crap - maybe $500 per month for 6 months equals about $3000, monthly re-evaluation - $120 for 6 months = about $700. So baboom total spent per person = about $4000. One person a month on this program and it will do okay for part time work How to market - give a free breakfast lecture at a Dennys or something on the topic of STOP AGING NOW. Run an ad in the newspaper and have people RSVP. Total cost for ad and breakfast for about 20 people = about $300. Have a coupon given out at the lecture that says if they make an appointment today the consutlation which is normally $200 is only $120. Again all you need is one or two new clients a month. The lecture should be under an hour. Have some psuedo scientific junk aobut how such and such a diet will make them younger and less wrinkled. Have a before and after picture of some old bag that now looks like Britany Spears. I don't do this, but think of what is hot and popular on the newstands and in medicine now and think this would work. I am tempted to try it myself. Who knows - if you had a good program it might actually work, but if it was a good program it would involve real exercise and some real dietary changes and MOST PEOPLE are too fat and lazy to do anythying that requires real effort. Get rich money involves ripping people off or doing something illegal - this is a legal way to rip people off. Just be careful you are doing health consulting and not practicing medicine without a license (there are some grey areas and they are all semantics). Would I do this myself.....naaaaaahhh. There are honest things one can do to make some big cash (real estate, buy and sell businesses, etc) but involve either cash or an degree. Not everyone can meet those requirements to start off. But I gaurantee you a stay young program will get some big cash out of pockets. Plastic suergery is the fastest growing field of medicine and it is all cash - almost never covered by insurance. People fork over big dough. Also holistic and natural are still fads and people are still scared of being cut up. This is a natureal and holistic face lift, lyposuction and tummy tuck all in one. let me know if it works. [This message has been edited by NoviceJuicer (edited June 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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RippedNBuff Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted June 22, 2000 06:36 PM
pornography. get paid to get laid. getting laid gets boring but you get like $100-$200 if your lucky more a fuck. IP: Logged |
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marvelous_mark Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 22, 2000 07:03 PM
You've got a good point there Buff. I have always felt that way about porno actors/actresses, you're fucking, kissing, moaning, licking, eating, blowing, cumming all day-long and you get paid a big amount of $$$ for just doing that. I wouldn't mind working with Jenna Jameson or Stacy Valentine  for a couple of days of shooting . I heard that some of the big people in the bizz can make up to 80k for one film! I wouldn't go out with a porn actress tough, fucking with other men all day long as a career. It's still a paying job tough...------------------ Mark IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 275) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:11 PM
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 514) |
posted June 22, 2000 11:58 PM
TRY THE SPERM BANK ------------------ One more road to cross The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 226) |
posted June 24, 2000 12:21 AM
Shoot...I think I am overdrawn at the sperm bank and have to make a deposit. What type of penalty fees do they charge if you bounce a sperm bank check. Can I use the ATM? What about the drive through window? splat splat splat. IP: Logged |
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BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 356) |
posted June 24, 2000 09:24 PM
Stay in school first thing. Stay away from the drug gig. If pimpin' ain't your style, go sell timeshare. BPP IP: Logged |
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted June 24, 2000 09:44 PM
actually there are mny cathes in the porn industry first of all even the top porn stars like jenna or stacey don't get paid no were near 80 k per film they get paid 3 grand a scene they get most of their money by doing alot of endorsements and guest appearances and men get half that money they get 1.5 grand per scene and that's if you're a star not an amatteur. But if u do want to make money in porn u can do gay porn but that's if u have the balls to do it. gay porn pays anywere from 2 to 5 grand a scene. It pays a whole lot more that stright porn and that's why there are many top ammatteus and even pro bodybuilders who are involved in gay porn . these bodybuilders are not gay but in order to pay for there huge expenses including steroids they go and do gay porno because they know it pays very well. But like I said a very good choice would have to be a male stripper and sometimes u don't have to take everything out u can dance with a g-string and u only have to do it for 3 nights a week. and u could easily make 1000 $ in 3 nights . it pays alot more than straight porn and it's sure is a hell of alot safer and cleaner . IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 959) |
posted June 24, 2000 10:05 PM
Mr perfect dont think for a minute that people dont know you are a shit talking jackass. IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 275) |
posted June 24, 2000 10:09 PM
shit, i had to bump this, funny as shit what comes out of the fuckin woodwork when you ask questions like this! IP: Logged |
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted June 24, 2000 10:25 PM
I know how the porn industry works there is no money in it trust me . I know ways of making money that's why I'm so successfull at such a young age . and the porn industy sucks in terms of making money . A good way to make money is to start a small business and then expand it that's what i did . I started doing personal training and after 2 years I have 10 high class trainers working for me it's very easy if u stay mativated and driven and plus i'm not even certified . And I never went to college but i'm alot more successfull than colege graduates . So the real trick is to find something u are good at and try to make a business out of it and it does not take alot of money I started my business with less than 2000$ and i could do the same thing . Go for it dude and don't let no one put u down . If peolle put me down it just motivates me even more. and u should do the same thing... IP: Logged |
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