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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 624) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:13 PM
  
Hey you annoying bitch, what makes you think your so special - throw that nasty muff my way. Yeah, I am sure you have a lot of interesting stuff to say, but actually I already have a wife who drolls on with meaningless blather, so why don't we skip the getting to know each other part and truck like some wild boars. Hi. I saw you looking at me from across the club. Are you into Anal? hehe Slopain ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 706) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:26 PM
Have we met before? I could have sworn that I fucked you in a Vietnamese whorehouse back in the day. I still have the rash to prove it. IP: Logged |
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BigWh1tey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:32 PM
" I saw you sitting there by yourself and i couldnt help but wonder ..... How many candles can you fit in your ass??" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Steriod_Virgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 256) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:34 PM
"Hey baby wana play house?" "You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.." Just make sure you are wearing a cup when you say this.. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 624) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:40 PM
haha (too a fat girl in spandex) Hey slim why don't we go home and play 'Free Willy' IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 305) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:52 PM
wanna fuck? IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 527) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:54 PM
HI..they call me Ranger..my ex..Bunny just left me at the alter. IP: Logged |
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BIGBADFKR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 287) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:14 PM
FUNNY SHIT IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 803) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:15 PM
eheheh ------------------ IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 254) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:33 PM
I think, but Im not sure, you could make my cock cum Peter North style. IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:42 PM
"WANNA TAKE A WALK IN THE WOODS WITH ME" OR "HEY CAN YOU HELP ME MOVE THIS SOFA INTO MY VAN" IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 459) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:19 AM
"I demand Anal on the first date"\ (Howard Stern) IP: Logged |
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El_Ess_Dee_25 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:53 AM
fuck me in the goat ass ------------------ IP: Logged |
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adawg78 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 60) |
posted June 23, 2000 10:01 AM
HEY GIRL THIS DICK AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 403) |
posted June 23, 2000 10:05 AM
Kaisersosay Those are bad... very bad!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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