posted June 21, 2000 09:06 AM            

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Well perhaps the problem isn�t mine but i�m getting annoyed with this sh!t... And she is disappointed! Well someone said me before that girls don�t really cum, its all fake, is that true? If not tell me what i can do...

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posted June 21, 2000 09:08 AM         

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Who ever told you that women do not cum, LIED!!! We cum just like you men do, I am not going to tell you what to do to your GF though, go look at some books, or ask some friends....

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posted June 21, 2000 09:10 AM            

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well i�m asking you guys right now...

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posted June 21, 2000 09:17 AM            

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Hey heavy fart bencher, go down on her but suck on her clit like another girl would, pretend your an infant and barely suck on it nice and gentle, then insert finger while you are doing this, also have her rub her clit while your up in her, tell her to do it the same way she would if you werent there but the only difference is she has a dick in her. Also get in the 69 position she is on top, suck on it gently(clit) and tell her to focus on your dick,let your dick get her excited, also fuck with her asshole while your doing this. If this shit doesnt work then something is wrong with her. I personally am internationally known for making bitches cum when they say they cant. Its simply magnificent.

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posted June 21, 2000 09:20 AM         

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Question? Have you watched the movie American Pie yet?

The actually give some techniques on it.
If not, here...

Main thing is ask her what she likes, what makes her feel aroused?

1. Play with her clit.
2. when you go down on her you can't just lick it you have to make circular motions w/ your tongue too.
3. Sometimes if you let her "ride" you then she can do it herself while having sex.
4. Do you know how it feels when a woman cums?
She might already have and you just didn't know it happened.

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posted June 21, 2000 09:25 AM         

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WOW, Havoc doesnt leave out any details!

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posted June 21, 2000 11:27 AM            

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just give her my address, ill hook her up, twice

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posted June 21, 2000 11:35 AM            

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Oral works best.
If you already do that then she may need to relax and try to enjoy it more. Try to make her feel sexy. Let her know how much you enjoy pleasing her, but don't show your stress when you don't. That will stress her as well.

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posted June 21, 2000 11:40 AM         

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I just stand in front of my girl naked and she tends to cum right then and there

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posted June 21, 2000 11:49 AM            

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Damn, I wanna see what BigPappa looks like if it goes like that for him!

DLady has some good points....also try having her stimulate herself while you are inside her. Thats a killer....it also could be that she's afraid to let go. Getting out of control can be a bit scary.

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posted June 21, 2000 11:55 AM         

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Umm, a French Tickler on the end of a PP is always nice too!!!

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posted June 21, 2000 12:07 PM            

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oral sex! dont get too carried away during oral, youll feel the need to go faster and harder, DONT, keep it steady, rythmic, switch it up a little, but keep that same beat...pretend youre conducting a symphony, start light, soft, build up a tempo, use a few little moves, ones that she responds well to, all women are different, a few moves would be like side to side, circles, up and down, but dont change it too much, use 3 or 4 styles,dont go too far from the clit though, once she gets comfortable with what youre doing, pick up the pace slightly, keep the same rythym, but twist it up, dont start going hard though, you are taking steps toward her climax, listening and feeling her, you cant distract her too much by different styles, she needs to be able to focus on what youre doing, but a slight suprise helps, maybe side to side when she expects circles, when she begins to tense up you gotta bring the symphony to its peak, insert a finger, move it with the same rythym as your tongue, dont get carried away though, one step at a time, maybe hide a cucumber under the bed and when shes starting to enjoy herself, slide it in while you lick, thatll blow her mind

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posted June 21, 2000 12:09 PM         

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Whew!...anyone have a cigarette?

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posted June 21, 2000 12:11 PM            

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I forgot to add...if you are using condoms, make sure you are getting the kind without spermacide....that crap numbs the hell out of you. Can't feel anything then.

hmmm- then when your done with the cucumber, cut it up for dinner....

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posted June 21, 2000 12:21 PM            

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you guys are all talking about oral , and yeah thats great. but if you want to give her a mind busting orgasm (it takes some practice to hit the right spot , and not all women cum as easily as others).
tell her to get on top of you but shes facing your toes.then she leans down so basically her face is at your feet. shell try to take control of the motions , thats why you have to kinda hold her in that static position and bang her with full strokes so you wang is basically scraping around inside. youll know when you hit the right spot.
good luck and remember , it doesnt hurt to play with her ass a little.

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posted June 21, 2000 12:35 PM            

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as far as sexual positions go, theres whats known as the 'dragon'...basically you just lay her on her flat on her stomach, maybe prop her ass in the air slightly with a pillow under her belly...she keeps her legs pretty much together and you put your legs outside of hers...you lie on top of her, go slow, you can really feel every inch like that, grind it around, dont pull out too far, youre not trying to stroke it, just enough to feel it deep...you know youre doing it right when she makes your pubes soggy! kiss her neck, ears, carress her arms and shoulders, its a very romantic position, not for you porno star wanna bees who are trying to churn butter or something...lol

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posted June 21, 2000 12:41 PM            

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Sounds like she just needs some stern discipline .......

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posted June 21, 2000 12:45 PM            

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Damn i didnt know all the bro, were part time porn stars!!!

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posted June 21, 2000 12:54 PM            

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....or try the Dirty Sanchez , works like charm every time ......

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posted June 21, 2000 12:56 PM            

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Listen to goleafs and easton...they know of what they speak....

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posted June 21, 2000 01:03 PM         

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Whew! Anyone have another cigarette?

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posted June 21, 2000 01:05 PM            

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Bullshit! This post has MP3 written all over it. Its probably just the same guy but he has changed his name. Nice try.

Don't respond to Elitelifter again. This guy is another kid having a laugh while we post responses thinking that this is a genuine post.

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posted June 21, 2000 01:52 PM         

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Bullshit to you! It isn't me. I am an innocent guy. Everyone round here knows that I am a serious Eliteftiness member.

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posted June 21, 2000 03:21 PM            

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Ok, dude, look, there are at least three different types of female orgasm. There's the internal (vaginal), the external (clitoral), and nipular. They're very different but all very effective. Some women are more prone to one than the others. And there are varying methods to induce each - again, it depends more on what the woman is prone to than what you prefer doing. I don't want to sound like I'm trying to lecture or anything, so if you want any info shoot me an email at [email protected]

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posted June 21, 2000 03:55 PM            

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nipular?????????? (this has to be bill nye the science guy) nipular? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted June 21, 2000 04:38 PM            

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I"m with goleafs.......the nipler???????

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posted June 21, 2000 04:40 PM         

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HuhHuh, he said nipular. I'd save those for after she learns her likes/dislikes. Those work best when she's on top of you, wet your fingers and change firmness of the pinch while you twist them back and forth. Later though. For now, I'd stick with the oral stim and while you are sucking on the clit, be sure your lips are seperated enough to let your tongue continue to tease the clit. Try to slide a finger inside her(while sucking and tongueing the clit) and up the front wall of the vagina and rub a small textured spot about an inch up. Don't go hard on these parts, they're wired for sound and it'll hurt.(Dlady, what do you think?)

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posted June 21, 2000 04:42 PM         

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OH YEAH- I don't suggest trying the anal stuff. I don't see it as too stimulating as far as orgasms go. Thats an adventurous thing for later(just my opinion).

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posted June 21, 2000 04:45 PM            

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Good one Kahn - Dlady and I were discussing that very spot earlier....

And yes "nipular" works too.

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posted June 21, 2000 04:52 PM            

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Never fail technique, but kind of boring for a guy: Get in missionary position (after extended foreplay of course) get all the way inside of her, and put your body totally on top of hers. Don't thrust in and out, grind and kind of bounce her on the bed, leaving your junk all the way inside. Keep yourself up as high as you can on her body, this stimulates the clitoris most effectively. Talk dirty in her ear, or tell her she's beautiful, yadda...yadda...yadda. You can keep this up for ages as there isn't much stimulation on your part. But when she comes, I always end up coming at the same time.

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posted June 21, 2000 04:56 PM            

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hey bro..playing with the anal area is very good as long as you do it the right way..it can make a women bust like a man..everywhere...but dam all this oral sex talk makes me wanna lick a clit ..shit any ladies interested...he he he ....bro try being more intimate...pure and deep intamacy..there is nothing more erotic

peace romeo

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champions call it desire

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posted June 21, 2000 04:57 PM         

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Oh, Sky, you tease. I think I want in on your conversations. I like the nipular, too. Kind of an enjoy the pain orgasm.(her, not me)

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posted June 21, 2000 05:01 PM            

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TRY DOING PUSHUPS, BUT ROCKING UP AND DOWN. IF NOT, STAND UP GRAB HER AND GRIND. ALRIGHT NOW I NEED A CIGARETTE.

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posted June 21, 2000 06:22 PM            

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LOL Kahn....no need to cause 'em pain...then again, I'm ultra sensitive. he he he.

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posted June 21, 2000 07:11 PM            

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Who cares if she cums bro, all that matters is you get your nut!!!

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posted June 21, 2000 07:30 PM            

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Scarface has a good point...as long as i'm satisfied i could care less if she is satisfied...hehe

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posted June 21, 2000 07:46 PM            

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I�m not MP3 and i don�t even know who that guy is...
The advice is great thank you... Do oral? Well... I�ll think about that i�m not sure she would want too but...

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posted June 21, 2000 07:59 PM            

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I�ve never tried oral sex...

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posted June 21, 2000 08:10 PM            

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then you are a dork.
(but so is MP3 so youre not alone)

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posted June 21, 2000 08:20 PM            

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OK what is your problem? Are you one of those guys who are here just to begin trouble and create problems? People had told me this board wasn�t free of assholes too but i didn�t think someone would start to provoke me in my very first days at elitefitness...

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posted June 21, 2000 08:25 PM            

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Havoc said it all. just remember oral oral oral.

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posted June 21, 2000 08:41 PM            

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elite are u in highschool? dump that chick, soundz like u have yourself a non-cumer on your handz.. go get a nice happy slut with plenty of experience.. i love slutz, especially happy onez.. after i blow a load all over em, i say: thanku nice happy slut for taking my load. women in general who try so hard to uphold the non-slut reputation should be cast out of society. they are all loserz. for all the "im not that kinda girl" loser femalez reading this: YOU ARE THAT KINDA GIRL, YOUR JUST TOO INSECURE OF WHAT OTHER "DIGNIFIED WOMEN" MIGHT THINK OF U, IF YOU ACTUALLY PULLED YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR PUCKERED ANUS!
for all happy slutz out there i salute u!
live your life how u want to live it, without fear of unpopularity, sure some dudez out there might not be attracted to u, but these are usually the onez with alot of insecurity, they have to put u down all the time to feel better, and most likely have a 2inch cannon goin for em.. the guyz who want women who wont cheat are the same onez who stick to missionary, and enjoy all the lamer thingz in life.. slutz keep you on your toez, love to fuck and love to get fucked...my girl is such a good lil slut, im so proud of her.. anyway, all hail slutz!! later

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posted June 21, 2000 09:31 PM            

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lordblazetrip....thats funny as fuck

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posted June 21, 2000 10:33 PM            

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Get her a vibrator.LOL

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posted June 21, 2000 11:11 PM            

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Wip out a huge wad of cash and tell her "this is for you" That should do it

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posted June 21, 2000 11:24 PM            

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lord blaze...that was good...if you didnt annoyingly use Z's where S's should be i might've even laughed harder..good shit bro

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posted June 21, 2000 11:48 PM         

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Don't skitz on me but if you've never thrown tongue, you have got to be a young, young man. Search for MP3's advice for a virgin post and read that. Goddamn artwork I tell ya. Puddles of sweat in the bellybutton. SKY!! I love the hypersensitive women I've run into, can't go wrong. Got one to pass out. We hookup about every 5 yrs and it lights up again for a couple of weekends. I wasn't talking pain pain, just the upper end of pressure on the nipples and holding it during her orgasm.(rolling my fingertips of course)

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posted June 22, 2000 01:03 AM            

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If you have a possible "non-cumer" the best thing to do is to find her "G" spot!!

best thing you can do is: start with oral sex, get her moist and open enought to accomodate you middle fingure,
once it's Ok to go in, just keep using your tounge inser your middle fingure with your palm facing up, now bent your fingure up ward as touching the upper wall of her Vagina. it is about 2" to 3" into the vagina on the upper wall, almost behind her clitoris (inside ofcource)
feel around gently for a textured area, the "G" spot is usualy just below it, when you find her "G" spot DON'T RUB IT, just put constant pressure on it without moving your fingure,>>>> at first she'll feel like she has to pee, but a few seconds later she is gonna be screaming, just make sure you stay with the oral all the way thru!!!!!

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posted June 22, 2000 01:16 AM         

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Just drag her where you want her to come.

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posted June 22, 2000 01:42 AM            

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EliteLifter: going down on a girl sucks (no pun intended), but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. So when it comes time (once again, no pun), drink ya bout a pint of vodka...that'll numb your tongue so you can't taste it. Plus you'll be a lil tipsy so you really won't care anyway. Man, I've had some of the best sex after some good ol' vodka. (Note: don't drink the whole fifth...you'll come up with a mild case of ED). But uh, the tip bout havin her lay face down on the matress with a pillow under her stomach...that shit works good too. On occasion, pull out just before her climax and stick it in her ass...that's pretty cool too.

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posted June 22, 2000 01:50 AM            

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Mr.Moos first inteligent (or how ever you spel that) post hahahahhahhah

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posted June 23, 2000 03:52 AM            

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In all seriousness, ask her if she can make herself orgam. If she can, then you are the one with the problem. It doesn't have to be physical either. Women can orgasm just by thinking about it. If she can't make herself cum, then she needs to see a doctor. She could have some physical sensitivity probs, or she could have some mental probs. The oral is good advice, but my girl says that it can get old after about the 2nd orgasm then she just wants to get railed. Experiment and don't work on giving her an orgasm. It will come, but she has to let it. Massage, Lightly touch privates, kiss her neck, go down on her, touch her gently while you are down, make your sex meaningful, DO IT SLOW for a while, when and if she is going to cum. RAIL HER.

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posted June 23, 2000 08:50 AM            

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Does a woman cum like a man?

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posted June 23, 2000 10:52 AM            

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Oral sex is defiantly a thing to start off on. See I don't know what your girl likes. Some girls if you hit the G spot it work for them. Some girls like the hot body and also turn them on. You have to find that right spot on her to get her excited otherwise you could be trying for forever to get her to cum. Experiment a little more with her and try to find the spot that excite her the most and then keep on tapping that spot until she cums.

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posted June 23, 2000 01:32 PM         

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just show her a pic of mr.moon

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posted June 23, 2000 06:21 PM         

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who cares as long as you do....

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