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El_Ess_Dee_25 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:43 AM
   what are some smart ones? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 404) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:52 AM
i like "hi, hows it going?" then follow it up with "well do you wanna fuck or what?"... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 351) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:04 AM
I've always gotten good results with, 'can I touch your pussy?' IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 504) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:07 AM
IVE GOT A DICK AND YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT.LET ME FUCK YOUR PETS...TRUST ME IT WORKS!!!! ------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 715) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:51 AM
Suck me, Beautiful. IP: Logged |
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EliteLifter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:56 AM
if women were flowers you would be a rose in my garden!!! Redneck... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:52 PM
"Hey baby how you doin?" Works like a charm. Use it on the chicks I mostly meet at my hockey games. Since its amateur hockey they either have to be there for their boyfriends or they need one. And if its selection A. I tell them how I heard their boyfriend calling her a slut during the warm up. Of course I'm lying 90% of the time, but if I get her number, I ain't gonna lose sleep over the boyfriend shes gonna be dumping for me. Some may say I'm a horrible person. I say alls fair in getting a girl's number. Agree? Now if it ever backfires and someone does that to my girl, if/when I have a steady one. Then me and my boys will jump him in the parking lot, take his equipment and sell it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 133) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:37 PM
"Hi, can i buy you a house?" IP: Logged |
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El_Ess_Dee_25 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:16 AM
heheh isint most of that supposed to go with the stupid pick up lines that work?and as for the hockey thing if you tell her that her boyfriend called her a slut wount she be liek "is that why u want me?" heh ------------------ IP: Logged |
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PT101 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted June 22, 2000 08:59 AM
I heard my 6 year old son use this one the other day on a 7 year old girl. "Are you interested in PokeMon?" I thought, boy that's good. All you have to do is replace PokeMon with whatever topic you want. Weight Training, Fitness etc. It is short and sincere and I like the way he used "interested". If you try it let me know if it works. PT IP: Logged |
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Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 203) |
posted June 22, 2000 05:19 PM
Hey you like apples? hows about i fuck your ass! how do you like dem apples? Works every time. I'm serious ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted June 22, 2000 06:17 PM
WHY EVEN TALK TO HER,WHEN YOU CAN JUST GIVE HER ARIGHT HOOK AND THROW HER IN YOUR TRUNK?HEHEHEHE RELAX I'M JUST KIDDING. IP: Logged |
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THESAINT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 790) |
posted June 22, 2000 08:58 PM
http://juridica.ut.ee/~anton/layguide/ HOW TO LAY GIRLS GUIDE. [This message has been edited by THESAINT (edited June 23, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 309) |
posted June 22, 2000 10:19 PM
yaarrrr! is it more white cock ye be needin? i got three pounds of cock , want some? you take it in the hoop? ill buy ya a drink if i can teabag ya IP: Logged |
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Bunny55 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted June 23, 2000 10:55 AM
No, No, No! I think me means work on WOMEN!!
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 338) |
posted June 23, 2000 02:30 PM
Boy: "Damn baby, you must know Karate!" Girl: "What? Why do you say that?" Boy: "'Cause your body is kickin'!" ...guaranteed to make 'em laugh and laughter is panty lubricant for chicks. IP: Logged |
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m2a5s0s Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted June 23, 2000 04:23 PM
Best pick up line there is... Hi. Thats it, then just talk to her... But my favorite line is this... You: Ok, you win. IP: Logged |
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