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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453) |
posted June 21, 2000 12:03 AM
  
ok lets see whos got the dumbest pickup line here, I'll go first: - Your lips look kind of wrinkled, would you like me to press them for you???? IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 800) |
posted June 21, 2000 12:10 AM
women don't seem to like these pick-up lines, even though some of them are funny. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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slabcat Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47) |
posted June 21, 2000 12:10 AM
These haven't exactly melted any girls hearts but they usually bring a smile or at least a courtesy laugh and lead to further interaction. Do you believe in love at first site or do I need to walk by again? Call me milk because I'll do your body good! Are you Jamaican because your Jamaican me crazy!
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 891) |
posted June 21, 2000 12:20 AM
I owe 7 girls, 3 of which were virgins to this line! When they walk by and give you that your cute look say "I wish i had a swing like that and my back yard" it is so stupid they know you arent serious and just laugh and smile. then it is all up to skills! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DLbro Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted June 21, 2000 12:41 AM
The alltime classic never fails: Where do I know you from? The dumb ones still give you that confused doggie look as they try to figure out where they know you from. Duhhh! IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 800) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:16 AM
DLBro that's the one i would use... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 475) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:28 AM
THAT SHIRT IS VERY BECOMING ON YOU..IF I WERE ON YOU ID BE CUMMING TOO!!!!!! ------------------ BLOOD LIKE VENOM, IP: Logged |
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El_Ess_Dee_25 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:28 AM
hahahahhahahah what the fuck? "I wish i had a swing like that and my back yard" what the fuck is that supposed to mean? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 552) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:47 AM
DLBro, I got that one the other night and the guy was in a full cameoflague outfit (one of those thugs), with a crooked hat. I told him that I had no idea who he was and he must have me confused with someone else..LOL ------------------ IP: Logged |
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CB38AC Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 325) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:51 AM
watch out I should have some good ones lets see: If you and i were squirells could i bust a nut in your hole? I'm not very good at algeabra but does U+I=69? If you were a booger I'd pick you first. How do you like your eggs? poached scramblem or fertilized? If its true you are what you eat then I could be you by the morning I want to wrap your legs aroung my head and wear you as a feed bag. There are more but I think thats enough for you...now go and use these and get some action hehe. IP: Logged |
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Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted June 21, 2000 07:21 AM
waive one finger in the air to get her to come over, then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 3" Or you could claim to be an unlicensed gynecologist, that works sometimes. [This message has been edited by Natymike (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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DubSack Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:26 AM
if u attend a big college or university, when u are out....either say "were u in my calculus class" or some other basic class, some of them agree or act confused..it is usually a great starter............works better when they are drunk IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 313) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:31 AM
From a girl to a guy: Excuse me I seem to have lost my horse so can I ride you? I lost my rubber duckie, would you like to bathe with me instead? Do you come with Free samples? You are like a rollar coaster ~ I could ride you all day! Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Cause You look magically Delicious! hey, make like a tongue and lick me! :P Are you a Mechanic? My body is having trouble... Can you tune it up for me? [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:40 AM
Dlady - LMAO!! It works too...  IP: Logged |
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supersizeme Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:53 AM
HAHA well no shit it works. Do you even need to use a pickup line on a guy? IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 676) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:06 AM
Pardon me ma'am, just doing my duty, now pull down your pants and give me some booty. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 313) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:16 AM
HERE ARE A FEW MORE! YOUR FATHER MUST BE A TERRORIST CAUSE YOU ARE THE BOMB!! MY THERMOSTAT IS BROKE WILL YOU HEAT ME UP/ DO YOU TAKE KARATE, CAUSE YOU BODY IS KICKING SEX IS EVIL, EVIL IS SIN, SINS ARE FORGIVEN, SO STICK IT IN ME!! IF YOU WERE A SPEAKER, I'D BE AN AMP AND BLOW YOU! YOU LOOK SO GOOD, I WANT TO POUR MILK ALL OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU PART OF MY COMPLETE BREAKFAST! YUMMY! IP: Logged |
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Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 130) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:19 AM
"excuse me, are you a lesbian" IP: Logged |
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Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 130) |
posted June 21, 2000 11:22 AM
"How much bitch!!" "You're not a cop are you?" IP: Logged |
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B_Funk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 176) |
posted June 21, 2000 01:00 PM
guy: Want to go get some pizza and fuck? girl: No! guy: What, you don't like pizza? IP: Logged |
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Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 175) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:39 PM
This is a good one for guys like Theron and Theron4: "Damn, girl, you're beautiful!!! Do you have any brothers?" IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 916) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:21 PM
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. hehe and you are wondering why i never get woman... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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mr perfect Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 25) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:28 PM
actually u do not need any fancy pick up lines to pick up chicks these days the best and all time most impressive pick up line is to introduce yourself and have alot of confidense when u do it never introduce yourself by being shy do it with a lot of confidense she can never say no to someone with so munch confidense actually a very positive attitude has been proven to be a real turn on to women. IP: Logged |
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EliteLifter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:09 PM
Thank god we have mr.perfect here to help us understand the secrets of love... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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PUMP_ON Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:15 PM
OK HERE'S ONE "BABY IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET? OR CAN I JUST SEE MY SELF IN YOUR PANTS" IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 800) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:22 PM
bfunk's was good ------------------ IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 237) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:30 PM
i got three pounds of cock! want some??? IP: Logged |
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lordblazetrip Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted June 21, 2000 08:57 PM
pokemon had the best.. IP: Logged |
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scarface1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:19 PM
When I lived in South Florida me and my friends would walk around the beach with a Video Camera and say "Hi I work for MTV and we are doing a story on .... blah, blah" thats all it took the MTV line work a lot, even if they do not believe you the ladies think it is funny. ------------------ [This message has been edited by scarface1 (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 552) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:22 PM
I've gotten the "HOW U DOIN??" from friends alot lately!! Its so funny I can't help but laugh in the guys face... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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scarface1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:29 PM
Or go with Pokeman's angle "You working tonight baby" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 171) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:39 PM
"NICE SHOES,WANNA FUCK."
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toby Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:30 PM
DMX is the shit Steel Beast, nice quote. IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453) |
posted June 22, 2000 12:37 AM
"I lost my phone# can I have yours" "baby you are so sweet you make my teeth hurt" ("I don't know your fucking name, so what?... lets fuck!!! this is a good one to try on Blackhaus1 next time she fights with her boyfriend:: "If you want loving you dont gotta ask for it, if your man is a headache I'll be your Aspirin,... and when you man don't treat you like he use to:... I'll kick in like a turbo booster!!"
Me SO HoRny Me LoVe YoU LonG TimE!!
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 171) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:17 AM
Ok got some more... Hi, I'm Italian. Are you Italian? Would you like some Italian in you? You like Italian food? Cause baby I got a 7 inch sausage you can eat. Is your father a thief? Cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Call 911 cause ur breakin my heart I like your clothes. I also like to see them crumpled up in a pile on my bedroom floor. Its my duty to please that booty. -Shaft ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rexie317 (edited June 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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