posted June 19, 2000 05:07 PM            

- You ask the Avon lady for Pro Tan.

- Someone asks you to play darts and you go for your stash.

- You hand out Power Bars for Halloween.

- "Cycle" does not refer to a bicycle or motorcycle.

- You have no idea what day of the week it is - but you do know if it is leg or arm day.

- Your garbage outside your house smells like Tuna and attracts all the neighborhood cats.

- The 4 food groups are Protien, Sleep, Protien and Lifting.

- Fast food is a Meal Replacement Shake.

- You buy beef and chicken in bulk.

- Someone says "test" and you dont ever think of school.

- You think lifting gloves are sexy.

- Sweats are the only wardrobe you own.

- You HATE Christmas because the gym is closed.

Come guys - think of some more.

Bunny
"This is who we are"

posted June 19, 2000 05:39 PM            

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One more road to cross
One more risk to take
Gotta live my life
like there's one more move to make.

BLOOD LIKE VENOM,
FLESH LIKE STEEL.

posted June 19, 2000 05:53 PM            

you have to take a piss every 20 minutes

half your meals are powders

well thats all i can think of...

posted June 19, 2000 06:15 PM            

You have to carry a cooler with you wherever you go 'cause you've got three more meals left in the day and all your friends only have one.

You start to like the smell of steel better than your own perfume.

The more you can brag about how much pain you are in, the more accomplished you feel.

You can't balance your checkbook but you could whip out the cal/pro/fat/carb content of any food you see.

You start to think sweat stains are sexy.

posted June 20, 2000 12:48 AM            

Your farts smell whey bad (yeah I know I aint no eddie murphey)

posted June 20, 2000 03:08 AM            

Your always late for everything such as
picking up your girlfriend to catch the 7
o clock movie,cause you just had to get those
last 4 sets in.

Your car seats permanently smell like rotten
protein shakes-eggs-tuna.

your passengers side floorboard has about
20 empty carb force,super shake, & blue thunder botttles in it.

people use your gym as a main way to contact
you.

you pay your gym membership on time while
your 15 days late on your rent.

you yell at the kid who works there for
trying to close the gym when you still have
5 whole minutes left.

you take 2-3 days off & everyone who works
at the gym asks where the hell you have been?

the gym owner tells you to just lock the door
behind you when you leave.

your out at the club with your friends & you
tell them youll be right back cause you
have to run ou to your car & chug a protein drink.

the last 2 girls you dated were girls you met at the gym

posted June 20, 2000 04:01 AM            

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One more road to cross
One more risk to take
Gotta live my life
like there's one more move to make.

BLOOD LIKE VENOM,
FLESH LIKE STEEL.

posted June 20, 2000 04:05 AM            

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One more road to cross
One more risk to take
Gotta live my life
like there's one more move to make.

BLOOD LIKE VENOM,
FLESH LIKE STEEL.

posted June 20, 2000 04:26 AM            

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One more road to cross
One more risk to take
Gotta live my life
like there's one more move to make.

BLOOD LIKE VENOM,
FLESH LIKE STEEL.

posted June 20, 2000 07:30 AM            

Trying to think of some right now............holy shit I'm non-creative!

posted June 20, 2000 09:23 AM         

The maintenance workers at the gym know you by your first name.

You carry gallon jugs of water with you and not those 12 oz. yuppie bottles.

posted June 20, 2000 12:02 PM            

When people mistake your after leg day, for a pimp-limp.

When you watch the most important laker game of the year, at the gym!

posted June 20, 2000 12:12 PM            

This is a great post. Made my day.

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SIZE MATTERS

posted June 20, 2000 01:33 PM            

not being sore for a day feels "weird"

your so dedicated that you past up dates and parties so you can workout (its sad, but i've done that before)

you spend more time on board than your actual job

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"The race is long... and in the end, it's only with yourself."

posted June 20, 2000 05:29 PM            

You can smell protien from 10 yards.

Your kids think tuna from the can is the ONLY way it can be eaten.

You only watch TV shows that can be recorded so it does not mess with gym time.

Your license plate says "LIFT"

You take vacation from work to go lift.

You will only stay at hotels that have a weight room.

You go to a bar and cant remember any drinks except those associated with lifting.

YOu have no idea what people do in the evenings besides lift.

You ask the doc if the pmenonia will interfere with your workout routine.

YOu get mad when Safeway does not have ECA stack.

You ask for protien for Christmas, your birthday, and all holidays.

Your kids ask you to beat up the kids who are mean to them.

You hear your son tell a kid "my mom can kick your dads ass!!" (true story)

You are in meetings at work and start to compare bicep size to all who are there.

You say "great arms" as a pick up line. (guilty)

Keep it up guys!!
Bunny
"This is who we are"

posted June 20, 2000 06:38 PM            

You know the layout of the inside of your gym better than your own home.

You wake up before the damn alarm that goes off at 4:45am because you can't wait to train. (way guilty of this...happens all the time!)

You've shorted out several pairs of headphones due the amount of sweat you produce.

Everything you own is coated with a thin layer of protein powder.

You no longer think in terms of meal times like Bkfst, Lunch, Dinner...you think meal 1, meal 2, meal 3 etc...

You start to have more gym equipment in your living room than regular furniture. (thats me)

posted June 20, 2000 08:49 PM         

When you walk with your gym bag, all you can hear is the rattle rattle of the several bottles of pills inside

You pack your gym bag before you pack your luggage when travelling.

posted June 20, 2000 11:14 PM            

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One more road to cross
One more risk to take
Gotta live my life
like there's one more move to make.

BLOOD LIKE VENOM,
FLESH LIKE STEEL.

posted June 21, 2000 09:28 AM            

YOu count durring sex for reps and sets to see if you can improve next time.

YOu can move everything in your house without help.

Bunny

posted June 21, 2000 07:17 PM            

When everywhere you go you carry a gym bag full of stuff just in case you get an extra chance to work out.

When you pop your trunk and there are a couple bags ready to go and a couple drity you are scared of.

When you get more phone message at the gym than on your answering machine at home.

When your buddies are looking for you they come to the gym because you don't return thier calls.

This one has been doen but my all favorite - You don't think that you feel good when your not hurting all over.

posted June 21, 2000 11:00 PM            

...on your "day off" your kids get pissed at you because THEY want to go to hang with their friends while mommy gets bigger.

...the only time you get to spend with your hubby is while spotting each other.

...if you suddenly find yourself talking to those who don't train you don't have all that much to say... or is it just that you aren't all that interested in what THEY have to say.

Sorry, wish I could be more entertaining, but I've got a hormonal thing going.

You all are just a piss!!! I feel better already.

posted June 22, 2000 12:33 AM            

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The power to endure pain outlives the power to inflict it...the harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph. It is dearness that gives everything its value.
-Rexie the Italian Tank.