posted June 18, 2000 01:06 PM            

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Well needless to say last night, as I predicted Mosley won, and I won $190 buckeroonies! I went to Santa Monica to watch the fight, pretty much should have stayed home and bought it on pay per view cuz their was a $20 cover, but we were already there. Anyways I proceed to get very drunk over the course of the night with my girl and another couple. Time to go home, its a 40 min drive I am fucked up beyond belief so I let my girl drive my car back to her pad. From her pad I have to go about 7 mins (5 of which are on the freeway) as I get off my exit I noticed I swerved a bit then I see the dreaded red/white lights behind me, I get off the freeway dude pulls me outta the car and starts you know how many beers ect. I say yep had 2 @ 9pm (it was about 2:00am) at dinner. He said he was going to test me, I was like great dui comin slopains way, but he didn't whip out the breathlizer, but just the field soberity test, which I passed suppose CUZ HE LET ME GO!! Scary thing was I saw him look over to his partner 1/2 way through the test and it looked like the "look" you know - ok hes drunk. Got home went to bed woke up an hour later proceeded to go to the bathroom and throwed up all kinds of nonsense.

Sorry for the Rant BUT THANK YOU COPS! For once I wasnt f'd by them!

Slopain (loving this fathers day!)

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posted June 18, 2000 01:29 PM         

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You're right, he knew you were hammered but we all recognize a Sugar man. I'd love to equalize the weights and toss in Jones Jr. Quartey, and a couple of others with Mosley. Tell them you get shit unless you win. Bet they'd train for the world then.

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posted June 18, 2000 05:10 PM            

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Yep sometimes cops kick ass. I got pulled over in denver triping BALLS at 4 in the morning. the cop shinned the light in my eyes then just looked at me shaking his head and asked me how much further i had to go. Then he told me to go straight home. Man that was kick ass.

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posted June 19, 2000 12:43 AM            

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Oh yeah, one more thing Im sure youll appreciate Moe, cop said exactly like this:
"Son, you smoked any chronic tonight"
I was kinda laughin and said well I guess you know what I said.

Slopain

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posted June 19, 2000 01:00 AM            

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I had a friend that shot a drunk dude in the foot because he kept talking shit. The cops asked him what happened and then told him to take his ass home. Some cops can be cool than a motherfucker

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posted June 19, 2000 01:05 AM            

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When I rolled in a lowered s-10, sittin on 19"'s, and some big bass in the back, I know for a fact I would have never got off. These mf's pulled me ovber when evrything was all legal, embarassed me in front of my girls and shit... Now I got the Infinity i30 and this is the very first time I have been pulled over in a year, and now I drive faster, crazier then before b/c I was supercautious rolling in the slammed truck. Well I guess it was a damn good investment.

Slopain

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posted June 19, 2000 11:53 AM         

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I luckily have my share of cool cop stories. I have no record but it is not because I was always a good boy.

One time when I was about 16 a friend and I 4 wheeled way way way back up into the woods. Literally drove right into the middle of a corn field. Corn shucks were flying over the top of the car. Not a real cool thing to do now - ruined alot of hard work for some farmer. But we thought - this is the perfect place to party. The corn shucks were taller then the car. We sat in the car bonging the heck out of a bag of weed. We had been getting high for some time when I just happened to look over to the right side of the car (I was in the passenger seat). There was this black cop sitting there just watching us. I almost shat in my pants. I told my friend - its time to leave, He asked why and I pointed to the right. When he saw the cop he also almost shat in his pants. But we just put it in reverse and backed out. It was funny as hell 5 minutes later. I am sure he laughed about it too. Cops are funny sometimes.

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posted June 19, 2000 12:04 PM            

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my best friend is on the DUI unit of the dallas police department. i know alot of dallas cops and every one of them will say the same thing...."if you are ever pulled over for a DUI, do not blow". apparently, dui's are easy to beat in court as long as you do not blow on the breathalizer. the cops that pulled you over were probably deep into their shift and didn't want the extra paperwork before they got off.

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posted June 19, 2000 12:41 PM            

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True, I wanted to give that fat cop a freakin hug the next day. I heard always opt for the blood work, b/c you have more time to sober up on the way to the station/hospital and they might just say forget and go home.

Slopain

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posted June 19, 2000 12:51 PM            

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Another reason GHB and its buddies are so cool. "Sure, officer, I'll take the breathalizer!"

Puc

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