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PT101 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
posted June 15, 2000 10:53 AM
  
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,"I've got the airbag!"  IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 173) |
posted June 15, 2000 10:57 AM
too long , you lost me IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 175) |
posted June 15, 2000 10:58 AM
that would be my luck ... IP: Logged |
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MP3 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 15, 2000 11:01 AM
Great!!! So how did she die?? Did she have a seat-belt on so that she bounced forward and then back so she thumped her head of the heard rest and broke her neck...or did she go through the windscreen and crash of the wall and splatter her brains? IP: Logged |
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PT101 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
posted June 15, 2000 11:09 AM
Just before they hit the wall, the last sound she heard was "click", the sound of her husband undoing her selt belt buckle.... IP: Logged |
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PT101 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
posted June 15, 2000 11:11 AM
Sorry, GoLeafs, I forgot that the longest joke you can tell a leafs fan is a knock knock joke  Sens Rule, Leafs Drool... IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 777) |
posted June 15, 2000 01:58 PM
that was funny as hell. IP: Logged |
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