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Krusher Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 274) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:30 AM
  
I haven't done anything weird but about 10 years ago my friend stole a script pad from a doctor (his friend's dad) and wrote out a script for 100 Anadrol. He checked out every Pharmacy in town until he found the seediest one. He nervously approached the pharmacist and gave him the script, the pharmacist told him they were out of stock, come back tomorrow and they'll fill his order. Now, my buddy thinks the pharmacist is on to him and he's gonna get busted when he picks up his Anadrol but he goes back the next day anyhow. He waits in the parking lot for 2 hours until he is sure there is no cops and walks in to the Pharmacy and gets his hundred Anadrol for about $150. The funny thing is, my buddy wrote the script out to "Lee Haney", I'm like "why the fuck did you do that?" and he replies "I was gonna go with Arnold Schwarznigger, but I didn't wanna push my luck". IP: Logged |
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Bam-Bam Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 112) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:12 AM
Bullshit. IP: Logged |
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ironmaster Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 131) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:10 PM
Hey Krusher, this guy Bam Bam is a real sweet guy, isn't he? I know wrestlers don't bullshit, cause there ain't no where to hide on the mat. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 388) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:20 PM
I used to get a script from a doc for A-50. It has a dea# attatch to it. Somebody at the doc's office has to call and give the docs dea# to the pharm, before they can give it out and this was 10 years ago. I call this bull. IP: Logged |
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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 575) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:21 PM
If you want more wonderful insight just do a search using Bam Bam's name. He's not a stranger to posting worthless shit. IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 413) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:45 PM
Most Bodybuilders Iknow are prostitutes to put it a good way. IP: Logged |
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powerhouse25 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:59 PM
While on vacation in Mexico with a friend I got some Sustanon redi-injects (15 of them ) and some clomid. I took the redi-injects out of there boxes stuffed them down in my underwear and the clomid I stuffed in my socks (bottom of my foot) the packages sure did hurt my crotch. I had to be very careful when I set down. We went to cross the border back into the U.S. and the Border Patrol stop us and they searched the car with dogs and that wasn't good enough so they patted us down. I was so scared I was going to get busted. My friend didn't have anything. Luckly I didn't get caught. The guy did pat to close to my crotch. I think that the pharmacy reported us because they asked us a hundred times if we had gone to the pharmacies. Later, IP: Logged |
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BigTruck Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 09, 2000 04:04 PM
My mom's a doc. Maybe your buddy got lucky, but, they write (parts of) scripts using a specialized language that is derived from Latin. They do this to prevent the kind of action you describe. I imagine it was the same 10 years ago. Now if I could just get my mom to write me for juice I'd be jacked! (never gonna happen though, we have blow-up arguments over creatine) IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 188) |
posted June 09, 2000 04:07 PM
Okay..this is funny...and true. In college, me and my buddy got dressed in the most country-ass looking rags we could find. We messed up our hair and tried to look like country folk. You see, we had a GREAT plan to go into the country to one of the horse farms around (there were lots of them) and tell the owners that we wanted some weight gaining supplements for our new horses and so forth. Our plan was to tell them that we heard of this stuff called Equipoise and Winstrol and if they had any. We had ALOT of green we would flash out (with $100) so they couldn't resist..or so we thought. Well, we didn't get shit besides a few single-tooth hicks smiling and looking at us up and down and staring at our perfect teeth, skin, manicures, polo shirts with dirt that was obviously smeared, etc... Real funny now that I think about it. IP: Logged |
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shocker005 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2) |
posted June 09, 2000 04:26 PM
Ok, my girl does'nt want me on juice,she says that I spend enough time at the gym and work.She's always home alone.She's young and loves animals so I told her if she wouldn't bitch or complain when I start my cycle that we would go to the pet store and pick out a pet for her. And man let me tell ya, I HATE NASTY ASS ANIMALS IN MY HOUSE ! Maybe she'll want a turtle or somthing ! IP: Logged |
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Roy Batty Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 145) |
posted June 09, 2000 05:12 PM
I went to high in Europe in the late 70's early 80's. they had a work-school program at the medical center and I had access to prescription pads galore. We used to make out scripts to "pink floyd"and "Jim morrison" for everything from valium to dianabol to tenuate dospan. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Jay-T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 102) |
posted June 13, 2000 05:19 PM
thats fuckin hilarious roy!! you had no problems getting the shit?
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ANVIL 2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted June 13, 2000 10:33 PM
MY X-GIRLFRIEND WAS STUDYING PRE-VET AT THE TIME AND GOING TO N.S.A.C. I USE TO GO TO THE LOCAL FARM SUPPLY STORE AND PARK MY CAR AT THE FRONT DOORS. MY PLATES ON THE CAR WERE FROM ANOTHER PROVINCE SO I WOULD STATE THAT I WAS A N.S.A.C. STUDENT. I TOLD HIM THAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND I BOUGHT SICK UNDERWEIGHT HORSES AND NURSED THEM BACK TO HEALTH AND SOLD THEM FOR A PROFIT. WELL HE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA. HE THEN TOLD ME THAT SOME LOCAL WEIGHTLIFTERS WERE COMING IN AND TRYING TO BUY DRUGS. I ACTED LIKE I WAS IN TOTAL SHOCK THAT SOMEONE WOULD ACUALLY CONSUME THESE DRUGS. WE BOTH HAD A GREAT LAUGH. A 30 ML BOTTLE OF TEST SUSP.WAS $38 AND CHANGE A TEN ML BOTTLE OT TEST PROP. WAS ONLY $9 THIS WAS IN 1989. OH THE GOOD OLD DAYS!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 720) |
posted June 14, 2000 12:13 AM
bro now everyone uses animal roids cause the gov't won't give us human roids...i guess they'd rather give us dirty stuff than clean stuff ------------------ IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 158) |
posted June 15, 2000 06:39 AM
i had a beer with theron IP: Logged |
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Bunny55 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 115) |
posted June 15, 2000 09:47 AM
Woke up early one morning, jumped into my little car and drove from salt lake city to san diego strait. Went across and got a big "load". HId it on my way back across on myself under a dress. Got back into the car, stopped at McD's then strait home. LONG drive and worked the next day. Whew Bunny "This is who we are" IP: Logged |
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