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 what's the difference between Pussy and Cunt ?
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flashman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12) |
posted June 12, 2000 10:29 AM
   hehee no offence to the lady BB on the board A young boy comes home from school one day after talking to his classmates about the birds and bees. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 505) |
posted June 12, 2000 10:32 AM
Funny, funny, funny! IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 718) |
posted June 12, 2000 01:03 PM
hehehehe..i thought the smell was the difference..oh well  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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mrbill Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted June 13, 2000 03:53 AM
hahahahaha IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 880) |
posted June 13, 2000 06:42 AM
HAHAHHAA IP: Logged |
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bouncer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
posted June 13, 2000 08:14 AM
The same kid years later gets a job in the city morgue. On his first day he's told to go and prepare the dead lady on the slab. 5 minutes later he come's back out and tells his boss that "there's a prawn stuck in the bitches pussy", the boss tells him to "fuck off, and finish the job". Another five minutes pass and the kid come's back out with the same story about the prawn in the pussy. This time his boss takes him by the arm and insists on seeing the body. When the kids points out the 'prawn stuck in the pussy' to his boss, the boss slaps him accross the head and say's "thats not a prawn, thats a cunt", to which the kid reply's "well it tastes like a prawn!!!".
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 718) |
posted June 13, 2000 01:38 PM
what the hell is a prawn? ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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bouncer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
posted June 13, 2000 01:57 PM
Ok I'll assume your in America. A prawn is like a small shrimp without it's shell. Small and pink. Sometimes I forget that when I'm using this board that we've different terms for everyday thing on both side's of the atlantic. btw, I'm in Ireland. Later. Bouncer ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 111) |
posted June 13, 2000 02:29 PM
Ok. Heres an old one, some of you may have heard some of you may not. A boy comes home from school and asks his father what the difference is between potentially and reality. The father tells the boy to go ask his mother is she would have sex with Mel Gibson for one million dollars. The mother says "Of course son". Then the father says to the boy "Go ask your sister if she'll have sex with Brad Pitt for one million dollars". The boy does and the sister says "Yeah, I'd have sex with him for one million dollars." The boy returns to his father and the father asks "Do you now know the difference between potentially and reality?" The boy repsonds "Yes, potentially we're living on 2 million dollars, but in reality we're living with two sluts." Kinda old some of might not have liked it, but had to say it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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