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 Why does the bride always wear white?
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Krusher Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 261) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:41 PM
  
So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove. IP: Logged |
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scooby Amateur Bodybuilder |
posted June 09, 2000 08:51 PM
Thats pretty funny! lol IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted June 11, 2000 08:18 AM
i dont get it... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 513) |
posted June 11, 2000 08:52 AM
The wife is washing the dishes. She is the dishwasher. Most of the kitchen appliances here in the USA are white. L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted June 11, 2000 11:31 AM
krusher that sucked...but I'm chuckling anyway... [This message has been edited by skydancer (edited June 11, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Krusher Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 261) |
posted June 11, 2000 11:48 AM
Skydancer...you must be female...the boys at work got a kick out of it...I'll try to redeem myself in the near future. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted June 11, 2000 12:35 PM
thiassi: oooooooh....thanks for clearing htat up bro... hmm..it was funny i guess ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted June 11, 2000 01:07 PM
Krusher - Surrrreee you will.... ps - you think a GUY would have a name like skydancer???? [This message has been edited by skydancer (edited June 11, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted June 11, 2000 01:38 PM
yeah...Cloudancer is a common name for guys you know  and with the guys online here who knows what they would call themselves ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 359) |
posted June 11, 2000 01:41 PM
I think its so he can't see his life whiting out at the church. Its the females way of hiding Gods warning. They're devious, man. IP: Logged |
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Krusher Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 261) |
posted June 11, 2000 02:37 PM
Skydancer...I don't think a guy should have a name like that but one could if "he" wanted to. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted June 11, 2000 10:43 PM
hehehee ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 95) |
posted June 11, 2000 10:54 PM
I think brides wear white to show the groom that hes getting some one pure. Yeah right, not in todays society. Same thing for dishwashers, to show they are clean while doing the job. A wise man once told me the jobs of women and 3 requests we ask of them. Jobs: 1) make dinner 2) make the bed 3) make babbies 4) take care of the babbies 5) do the laundry Requests: 1) feed me 2) fuck me 3) shut the fuck up I'm sure I made plenty of lady friends with this post. Ha yeah right. Sorry ladies. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 95) |
posted June 11, 2000 10:54 PM
I think brides wear white to show the groom that hes getting some one pure. Yeah right, not in todays society. Same thing for dishwashers, to show they are clean while doing the job. A wise man once told me the jobs of women and 3 requests we ask of them. Jobs: 1) make dinner 2) make the bed 3) make babbies 4) take care of the babbies 5) do the laundry Requests: 1) feed me 2) fuck me 3) shut the fuck up I'm sure I made plenty of lady friends with this post. Ha yeah right. Sorry ladies. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted June 12, 2000 03:36 AM
hehe nothings better than to say it twice ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted June 12, 2000 07:42 AM
Gee Rexie - you sound like the man of my dreams...where can I meet more like you? IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 95) |
posted June 12, 2000 11:09 AM
Skydancer: If you want a guy like me look all around you. We're everywhere. I'm sure there are a few more jobs I left out...Get me a beer, find the remote, etc. Kahn: You and my bro seem to think the same way about women. I got a quick story for yas. The night of my soph hop he came over with my mom and said he wanted to take pics. He said he wanted to so he could show my EVIL wife one day. I asked him what made him think I'd marry an evil woman. He looked at me straight in the eye and said "All women are evil". Ain't it the truth though. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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