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Natymike Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 83) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:35 PM
 
I spent a week in Jail last year, I witnessed one of the guards beating an (inmate), just because the dude gave him a bad look, this happened in front of a shit load of people, and even the Supervising officer, who saw it happen, said that he deserved it for disrespecting the guard, but the worst thing about it is that, the inmate got charged with ASSAULT ON AN OFFICER, he got at least another 2 months, poor guy. then the supervising officer had the nerve to say to us, "you can complain to the judge, but who do you think she will believe". what an asshole IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 378) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:04 PM
spent 2 seperate nights in jail - one was a drunk tank with a big ol black dude, a bum (who got kicked as the black dude went to piss), and the producer for Star Trek TV series. Dumb incident that had me walking to a friends house at 6am in the morning and I had a economics final at 10 am. second was for some dumb shit fight. also spent some time in cuffs at my university-I guess they dont like alot of a various assortment of drugs w/ the intent to sell? Slopain IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 717) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:32 PM
I got raided in nov. long story short is 52 plants and a dude that didnt take his charge. Now i have 5 felonies and 2 misd. I plead no contest, but still have the arrest. 18 months probation and thats it. Only spent 2 days in jail, but i had 7 hits of xtc so it went by pretty fast. Saw a child molester get beat down at breakfast with a breakfast tray. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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buckydingdong Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:58 PM
how'd you get the xtc into jail? IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 239) |
posted June 10, 2000 02:56 AM
hehehe... that's cool about the child molester. Fucker deserved it. And yeah, how the hell'd you sneak 7 x tabs in? IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 142) |
posted June 10, 2000 04:27 AM
when i was 18 i did 6 mo's for some stolen cars.....long story short , jail is nothing like you see on tv. its lame , boring and pretty much everyone gets along. they just want to do their time and be on with it. moe... you think xtc was fun. my cellmate hooped in some acid from court. lemme tell ya , that was a trip ill never forget. a little paranoid at times but it was fucked IP: Logged |
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T-BONE Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 106) |
posted June 10, 2000 08:35 AM
I've been known to visit the place on occasion. Haven't been there in like three years though(knock on wood). Same situation as Moe, only it was a lot of white stuff. Raid. Jail. Court. Probation(3 years). Felony record. By the time it was all over with, I was broke. My lawyer was outrageous. I had vehicles and property seized. It sucked, but I did avoid having to do any serious time. I hope I never have to go back again though. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 717) |
posted June 10, 2000 08:42 AM
I had it in my pocket when we got raided. they gave us a pat down, but didnt find it. Then never searched us once we got to the jail. We even went into population and never had a strip search or anything. Guys were in there smoking crack, doing lines of coke and smoking cigaretts. Godbless america! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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T-BONE Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 106) |
posted June 10, 2000 09:07 AM
You lucked out. They went as far as to take my shoe laces away from me. Not to mention the x-rated searches they did. IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 357) |
posted June 10, 2000 10:04 AM
Twice-both for drunk driving. My accidents are local legend shit in a small town. I was in a 5.0 liter and was going so fast I left the ground going UP a hill. I cleared the top of the hill about 15 ft in the air and went into the trees well in excess of 110mph(cops estimate). That was a sunday and I didn't wake up until thurs. NO jail time on that, can you believe it? My fingerprint time was it. Anyway when I rolled and endoed my S-10 in a ditch at 85(I was looking at the speedo to see if I was going to die), the cops, being the concerned individuals that they are, took my back to the accident before the hospital. After the hospital, stitches, sling, bandages, and ice, we went to jail and when I walked in, everybody in the drunk tank did a Holy Shit and got up to check me out. I was so fucked up they wouldn' put me in there. I ended up with 2 days and helped a dude study for his GED. All in all I'm a lucky fucker. REAL Lucky IP: Logged |
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goldenone Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:29 PM
I pulled 7 days and a couple of weekends for drinking and driving.Hey kahn I know what you mean on those 5.0s.I went through 3 mustangs and totaled 2 of them.Mustangs and drinking don't mix. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 341) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:42 PM
Anybody see what the deathrow inmate did to the 78year old volunteer preacher last night in Texas. He grabbed his arm tied a sheet around his wrist and tied it to something in this cell and the proceed to cut the old mans arm off!! Man this dude does not deserve dead he deserve toture. IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 496) |
posted June 10, 2000 01:08 PM
This is what I had to go through in jail! http://www.thiassi.com/fat02.jpg L8R ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Natymike Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 83) |
posted June 10, 2000 01:56 PM
HAHAHA, I have to laugh because its so disgusting. IP: Logged |
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Blood4Blood Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 48) |
posted June 10, 2000 10:40 PM
Spent the night in jail for some bullshit park curfew violation on new years eve. Cops stole my gasmask, and tried to say I was going to start a riot. Never was officially arrested, never read my Mirandas, never got my mask back. The cops in the jail were corrupt. (some, not all) The ones that were not dirty certainly didn't care about what the others were doing, which in my book makes it just as bad as doing it yourself if you a cop whose charge is uphold the law, and other cops are breaking the law in your presence. There was a certain spirit of cooperation and comradery among those locked down. Another notch on the wall of experience. ~~~~~~ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 357) |
posted June 11, 2000 12:12 AM
Hey Thiassi, which one is you? I wonder if the preacher was praying or screaming. Must've been screaming because you know god comes through for you in times of need. OOOO hows that for salty? Wonder if volunteered for that part, too? IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted June 11, 2000 10:16 PM
Once was locked with a day who stole a box of shrimp...the whole night he was screaming "common man, where's my shrimp at?" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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scarface1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted June 12, 2000 12:25 AM
I have been there a few times the longest was in miami spent 21 days for being the neighborhood drug dealer. Charges got droped because my family has some pretty good connentions. I saw some pretty fucked up shit. I saw a guy get broom stick shoved up his ass, he was a child molester too. Most of the time it is boring all you do is watch TV, but I did my share of fighting the peice of shit guards encourge fights. I have stayed out of trouble since I moved out of Florida 2 years ago. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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