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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 142) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:50 AM
 
A friend of mine told me about a mutual meathead friend of ours he happens to own a bar in my area. Nicest fella you would ever wana meet, but his appearance is a cross between Tank Abbot and Bill Goldburg. So, I wouldnt fuck with him. Anyway, as the story was related to me. He was with this ho one night doing his thing, but wasnt able to get off. However, she did many times. After her last orgasim she decided to fall asleep on him. She got hers, so fuck him, right? WRONG, our buddy decided to teach her a lesson. So as she slept peacfully contented with herself our buddy started to beat off over her head while she slept. He blew a load all in her hair, gunking it all up then went to sleep himself. The morning comes around, and Mrs. Selfish wakes up oblivious to the world. Suddenly realizes that there is about a 1/2 gallon of dry semen in her hair, and casually directs this comment to him. "Thanks alot asshole for beating off in my hair". LOL I would have expected more.  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 334) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:54 AM
Personally I think it would've been nice to drape the wad across her eyelids so they'd be welded shut in the morning and shave her head. The shaving the head part is probably over the top and a felony though. IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 142) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:12 AM
Kahn, great minds think alike. Thats exactlly what I said Id Do. Were gonna be ffffriends. lol------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 427) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:13 AM
I once shot a load in a girl's fish tank while she was sleeping. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:33 AM
 hehehe thats sick Thick Dog ------------------ "...damnyou for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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skydancer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 76) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:42 AM
geez, poor fish. I've got snapping turtles..you want to give that a "shot" he he IP: Logged |
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