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Cut2DaMax
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted June 09, 2000 01:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
who all here has had sex on the beach? i have...but it wasnt anything spectacular. there was no time for planning...i just wanted to do it and be able to say i'd done it. so who has? any tips on "better sex on the beach"?

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Thick dog
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posted June 09, 2000 08:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Ask her to bring a friend along. That will make it more enjoyable.

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Kahn
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posted June 09, 2000 09:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kahn     Edit/Delete Message
Its the person and what they think is cool and stimulating. My first wife and I went at it everywhere.....until I married her, then it was every Saturday at 11:30pm. Goddamn tragedy I tell ya. She was a freak for a while. Fat bitch now though. EX WIFE hehehe

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted June 09, 2000 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
The stories don't really vary too much. It's like sex anywhere else except then you have to brush off the sand.

Matt

PS Panama City FL. enough said

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Peanut
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posted June 09, 2000 03:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peanut   Click Here to Email Peanut     Edit/Delete Message
Does it count if we were in the back of my truck parked on the beach. I've done that many times, you get the same atmosphere without all the sand in the girls @#$%^.

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Dlady27
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posted June 09, 2000 03:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27   Click Here to Email Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message
DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT I LIVED IN FLORIDA FOR 3 YEARS AND NEVER HAD SEX ON THE BEACHES!!!

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Peanut
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posted June 09, 2000 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peanut   Click Here to Email Peanut     Edit/Delete Message
Well, there's no time like the present to make up for lost time. You up for a road trip?

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted June 09, 2000 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
Peanut,

You're from Lousiana. The beaches three suck. Please don't tell me it was at Holly Beach or some shit like that.

Also, no that doesn't count. On thebeach means a high degree of sand involvement.

Dlady - you didn't miss much. To simulate things, try this:

Throw sand all over your bed. Place two beach style lounge chairs on your bed. Have sex between the chairs. every now and then, peek your head up to see if anyone is walking by. After it is over, leave each other without saying goodbye.

This is sex on the beach.

Matt

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Dlady27
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posted June 09, 2000 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27   Click Here to Email Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message
NO THANKS MATT, I DO NOT CARE FOR SAND IN MY LADYBUG! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH DOING IT IN A SWIMMING POOL.
I NO LONGER LIVE IN FLORIDA BY THE WAY PEANUT.

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Peanut
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posted June 09, 2000 03:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peanut   Click Here to Email Peanut     Edit/Delete Message
Matt, What's the matter you don't like the beaches in LA. If your forget about smell of dead animals that have washed up on shore from an oil slick in the Gulf or the pieces of asbestos that you can see floating in the water or the thousands of broken glass bottles that are burried under a 1/4" of sand that will slice you wide open and give the life long rot then it's not that bad. To answer your question, no it wasn't any beaches in LA, it was in Florida.

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Kaisersosay
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posted June 09, 2000 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kaisersosay     Edit/Delete Message
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH,YOU CAN GET CRABS THAT WAY HEHEHE

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floridaguy
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posted June 09, 2000 07:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for floridaguy   Click Here to Email floridaguy     Edit/Delete Message
You mean there are other places to have sex???

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skydancer
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posted June 09, 2000 07:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message
Personally, I think the DRINK sex on the beach is better...

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Big Buck
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posted June 10, 2000 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big Buck   Click Here to Email Big Buck     Edit/Delete Message
You can't beat sex on the San Diego beaches. I banged some bad ass Norwegian girl on Pacific Beach.....oh what a night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ballyboy
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posted June 10, 2000 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ballyboy   Click Here to Email ballyboy     Edit/Delete Message
hey Peanut u and i have something in common now...my blazer had tints so we really didn't get to enjoy the view, but i wasn't there for the view.

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Cut2DaMax
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posted June 10, 2000 12:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
matt the skywalker,
i heard that...panama city here, too...so when are YOU going back?

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Checkmatebloated
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posted June 10, 2000 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Checkmatebloated   Click Here to Email Checkmatebloated     Edit/Delete Message
Hey everyone, I was 15 in Panama City on spring break(I sure I looked older, because I had already been through a couple of cycles by then). Hooked up with this girl at a hotel party. we could not go back to my room, to many guys so whe went under the stairs leading to the beach at the hotel we were at. She was a good bit older than me. As soon as we got under there she pulled my shorts down and started giving me, well you know. I could not resist and pulled her top off(rock hard boobs, i remember to this day). We ended up in 69. she then climbed on the rock pony and all I could see was her back and butt sliding up and down. After about 3 or for Minutes I was done and she climbed off turned around and gave me a kiss and said see you later. I pulled my shorts up and started to jog down the beach towards my hotel. There was a couple just about 50 yards away on the beach. I asked them if they liked the show and they just laughed. Man spring break was great. I went to Panama City the following 6 years.

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stack225
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posted June 10, 2000 09:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stack225   Click Here to Email stack225     Edit/Delete Message
Hey Matt I live in PC. Its great. It would be better if the cops weren't jerks.

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted June 10, 2000 10:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
Stack,

I was in PC every long weekend 97 98 99 and Spring Break 97-2000, and the cops only fucked with me once. July 4th weekend 99.

I do see them busting other people's balls though, but thats's because therea re a lot of punk kids and their club drugs. I just get drunk at the beach and look for chicks.


Other PC bros - i am in NY now for school. I'll be in PC for LAbor Day weekend.

You'll be warned.

matt

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Jay Z
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posted June 11, 2000 10:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
haven't tried it yet

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scarface1
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posted June 11, 2000 11:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scarface1   Click Here to Email scarface1     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 72196367
Let me just say I grew up in south florida lived there till I was 22, Loved spring break went to Daytona Beach a few times you end up on the beach pretty much every night. Now I am married and never have sex. FUCK!!!

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