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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:39 AM
who all here has had sex on the beach? i have...but it wasnt anything spectacular. there was no time for planning...i just wanted to do it and be able to say i'd done it. so who has? any tips on "better sex on the beach"? IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:46 AM
Ask her to bring a friend along. That will make it more enjoyable. IP: Logged |
Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 355) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:11 AM
Its the person and what they think is cool and stimulating. My first wife and I went at it everywhere.....until I married her, then it was every Saturday at 11:30pm. Goddamn tragedy I tell ya. She was a freak for a while. Fat bitch now though. EX WIFE hehehe IP: Logged |
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1023) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:13 PM
The stories don't really vary too much. It's like sex anywhere else except then you have to brush off the sand. Matt PS Panama City FL. enough said IP: Logged |
Peanut Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:16 PM
Does it count if we were in the back of my truck parked on the beach. I've done that many times, you get the same atmosphere without all the sand in the girls @#$%^. IP: Logged |
Dlady27 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 85) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:16 PM
DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT I LIVED IN FLORIDA FOR 3 YEARS AND NEVER HAD SEX ON THE BEACHES!!! IP: Logged |
Peanut Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:30 PM
Well, there's no time like the present to make up for lost time. You up for a road trip? IP: Logged |
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1023) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:33 PM
Peanut, You're from Lousiana. The beaches three suck. Please don't tell me it was at Holly Beach or some shit like that. Also, no that doesn't count. On thebeach means a high degree of sand involvement. Dlady - you didn't miss much. To simulate things, try this: Throw sand all over your bed. Place two beach style lounge chairs on your bed. Have sex between the chairs. every now and then, peek your head up to see if anyone is walking by. After it is over, leave each other without saying goodbye. This is sex on the beach. Matt IP: Logged |
Dlady27 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 85) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:37 PM
NO THANKS MATT, I DO NOT CARE FOR SAND IN MY LADYBUG! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH DOING IT IN A SWIMMING POOL. I NO LONGER LIVE IN FLORIDA BY THE WAY PEANUT. IP: Logged |
Peanut Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted June 09, 2000 03:43 PM
Matt, What's the matter you don't like the beaches in LA. If your forget about smell of dead animals that have washed up on shore from an oil slick in the Gulf or the pieces of asbestos that you can see floating in the water or the thousands of broken glass bottles that are burried under a 1/4" of sand that will slice you wide open and give the life long rot then it's not that bad. To answer your question, no it wasn't any beaches in LA, it was in Florida. IP: Logged |
Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted June 09, 2000 05:35 PM
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH,YOU CAN GET CRABS THAT WAY HEHEHE IP: Logged |
floridaguy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 8) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:45 PM
You mean there are other places to have sex??? IP: Logged |
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 99) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:52 PM
Personally, I think the DRINK sex on the beach is better... IP: Logged |
Big Buck Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:17 AM
You can't beat sex on the San Diego beaches. I banged some bad ass Norwegian girl on Pacific Beach.....oh what a night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
ballyboy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:26 AM
hey Peanut u and i have something in common now...my blazer had tints so we really didn't get to enjoy the view, but i wasn't there for the view. IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:41 PM
matt the skywalker, i heard that...panama city here, too...so when are YOU going back? IP: Logged |
Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 341) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:51 PM
Hey everyone, I was 15 in Panama City on spring break(I sure I looked older, because I had already been through a couple of cycles by then). Hooked up with this girl at a hotel party. we could not go back to my room, to many guys so whe went under the stairs leading to the beach at the hotel we were at. She was a good bit older than me. As soon as we got under there she pulled my shorts down and started giving me, well you know. I could not resist and pulled her top off(rock hard boobs, i remember to this day). We ended up in 69. she then climbed on the rock pony and all I could see was her back and butt sliding up and down. After about 3 or for Minutes I was done and she climbed off turned around and gave me a kiss and said see you later. I pulled my shorts up and started to jog down the beach towards my hotel. There was a couple just about 50 yards away on the beach. I asked them if they liked the show and they just laughed. Man spring break was great. I went to Panama City the following 6 years. IP: Logged |
stack225 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 25) |
posted June 10, 2000 09:25 PM
Hey Matt I live in PC. Its great. It would be better if the cops weren't jerks. IP: Logged |
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1023) |
posted June 10, 2000 10:23 PM
Stack, I was in PC every long weekend 97 98 99 and Spring Break 97-2000, and the cops only fucked with me once. July 4th weekend 99. I do see them busting other people's balls though, but thats's because therea re a lot of punk kids and their club drugs. I just get drunk at the beach and look for chicks.
You'll be warned. matt IP: Logged |
Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 644) |
posted June 11, 2000 10:29 PM
haven't tried it yet ------------------ IP: Logged |
scarface1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted June 11, 2000 11:56 PM
Let me just say I grew up in south florida lived there till I was 22, Loved spring break went to Daytona Beach a few times you end up on the beach pretty much every night. Now I am married and never have sex. FUCK!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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