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Kahn
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posted June 09, 2000 12:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kahn     Edit/Delete Message
I saw in another post that dudes masterbate even though they're married.(I do too Dlady) Another brother said he sling wad like 8.5 ft. I can't heave a load that far but I have been told by every female(no males to tell me) that I drop more than they've ever seen. My wife and I turn on the light after I toss and checkout the volume and laugh. Any others out ther have stories? Is this board getting better than the anabolic board lately or what?

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Jay Z
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posted June 09, 2000 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
damn, who said they could shoot 8 ft? is that a world record?

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moe dank
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posted June 09, 2000 12:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for moe dank   Click Here to Email moe dank     Edit/Delete Message
I cant even get it to the chicks face. 8feet that guy should be in some olympic event.

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Kahn
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posted June 09, 2000 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kahn     Edit/Delete Message
Pokemon in GOWZERS beat off post

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Kahn
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posted June 09, 2000 12:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kahn     Edit/Delete Message
I blow it to my wifes nipples. Its a 1/2 inch strip down to her naval. Convulsive, like getting kicked in the gut. Its got height, too! About 1/8" high. Shes sleeping right now but I'm going to wake her up.....Ladies, lets hear some stories

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MrMuscle
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posted June 09, 2000 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
lets just say i hate washing the ceiling every damn day.

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Capt'n_Crunch
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posted June 09, 2000 12:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capt'n_Crunch   Click Here to Email Capt'n_Crunch     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO.... funny ass dudes. Hell yea, if that guy can shoot that far he should be in the olympics HAHAHA.

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Thick dog
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posted June 09, 2000 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
That should be an olympic event: The long distance jiss-off.

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Slopain
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posted June 09, 2000 12:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message
I got some steam to mine also, dont know about 8' but can get close (never measured, seems weird to pull out the tape after coming) I shoot like a 12 guage riot gun with some clomid and 1 week of no blow!

Slopain

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Natymike
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posted June 09, 2000 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Natymike     Edit/Delete Message
haha, olympic event......I would not blow for 4 years, then set the world record at 2 pints and 42 feet.

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NoviceJuicer
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posted June 09, 2000 02:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NoviceJuicer     Edit/Delete Message
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MrMuscle
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posted June 09, 2000 02:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
ive heard porno guys fill up on sumthing before the big cum scene..dont know if its true..but there it is.

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ryry
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posted June 09, 2000 02:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ryry   Click Here to Email ryry     Edit/Delete Message

i don't know about distance but if i hold off for like a couple of weeks good lord! break out the tubs and the pales cause its all gotta go somewhere...

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Dlady27
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posted June 09, 2000 03:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27   Click Here to Email Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message
YES THIS BOARD IS GETTING TO BE VERY AMUSING LATELY!
I LEARN THINGS ABOUT THE MALE SPECIES HERE THAT MY BF WON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT, HE'S THE CONSERVATIVE TYPE.
BUT ANYHOW, YOU GUYS ARE QUITE AMUSING HERE, WHILE I AM WORKING...
GOTTA LOVE MY JOB!

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bad brains
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posted June 09, 2000 03:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bad brains   Click Here to Email bad brains     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 68109812
8 feet is pretty fucking impressive, but sounds like bull shit to me......lol..

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superdave
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posted June 09, 2000 04:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for superdave   Click Here to Email superdave     Edit/Delete Message
depends if Ive been holding off for a week or so, then its distance and volume bros! Probably like that for everyone

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Jay Z
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posted June 11, 2000 11:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
8 feet...damn

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BIGBADFKR
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posted June 13, 2000 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BIGBADFKR     Edit/Delete Message
FUNNY SHIT BROS

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bignate73
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posted June 13, 2000 08:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bignate73   Click Here to Email bignate73     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 65081685
if i can get a running start and then smack into a wall that has a hole in it at waist height as soon as i shoot....i can hit 8 feet. oh yeah this is also if i hold out for about 3 weeks. hehe.

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