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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 417) |
posted June 08, 2000 01:01 PM
  
Whats the difference between a lesbian and a ritz cracker? Answer: Ones a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker. Hahahahaha IP: Logged |
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sammythebull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted June 08, 2000 01:07 PM
What's the difference between mountain sheep and goldfish? Goldfish muck around the fountain. IP: Logged |
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Motorhed Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted June 08, 2000 01:14 PM
Why should you fuck a sheep on the edge of a cliff??? It will push back harder! IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213) |
posted June 08, 2000 02:28 PM
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick. IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 370) |
posted June 08, 2000 03:37 PM
Oh shit that is good. My boss was over at the house one time and my Mastiff was licking himself. My boss thought it would be funny to say I wish I could do that. I told him to go ahead, the dog would probably let him. hehe IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213) |
posted June 08, 2000 03:48 PM
LOL IP: Logged |
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eagledude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 139) |
posted June 08, 2000 04:21 PM
what do u get when you cross a donkey with an onion?? a piece of ass that makes you wanna cry ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 124) |
posted June 08, 2000 06:22 PM
WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL? JUAN ON JUAN IP: Logged |
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GOWZER Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243) |
posted June 08, 2000 06:27 PM
WHAT ARE MEXICANS LIVING PROOF OF? THAT THE INDIANS FUCKED BUFFALOS. . .. IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213) |
posted June 08, 2000 07:22 PM
How come Mexicans eat refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time. IP: Logged |
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E M T Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted June 09, 2000 04:53 AM
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck so bad? All their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are over here. IP: Logged |
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T-REX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:00 AM
What would you Name a Retarded Chinese Baby? SOM TING WONG IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 876) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:04 AM
I think some of you punk motherfuckers need to keep your racist jokes to yourselves..... I think the shit is really offensive and Im sure I aint the only one.... they do have KKK boards for shit like that!!! IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 165) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:15 AM
ohh relax crunch, the last bastion of Americanism lies within our ability to crack jokes about all persons, races, religions, ethnicities, creeds, etc. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1061) |
posted June 09, 2000 10:52 AM
Note: none of the below have anything to do with my opinions on other races, or people of other ethnic origins. Actually Im a Cherokee/Apache mix and I thought the fucking buffalo joke was funny. Ok so heres a couple. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?? A different bar. What do you call an italian with one arm shorter than the other?? A speech impediment. Whats the difference between a toilet and an ex-girlfriend?? You can shit all over a toilet and it wont follow your ass around for 2 months. Disclaimer: No Irishmen and or Italians were harmed in the forming of these jokes. if these are alike unto anyones family it is purely coincidental. WCP ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 876) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:29 AM
well your probably right steel..... anyways, forget about it fellas.... I just woke up in a bad mood today, Im sure everything was meant in good fun. I just didnt get enough sleep..... its too fuckin hot in my house and I aint got no AC AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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BigWh1tey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 39) |
posted June 09, 2000 06:35 PM
Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics ?? Not being retarded. ------------------ [This message has been edited by BigWh1tey (edited June 09, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 111) |
posted June 09, 2000 07:03 PM
hey rex, thats some funny shit, I'm still laughing. IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 417) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:35 PM
Hahahahaha, See what I started. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493) |
posted June 12, 2000 02:25 PM
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Depends who was on top. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 697) |
posted June 12, 2000 02:36 PM
haha damn this post is the best one up now... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 417) |
posted June 12, 2000 05:47 PM
Heck with it. I'm gonna take all these one liners and go on the road, I'd make a million. IP: Logged |
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Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 182) |
posted June 12, 2000 06:11 PM
Racial jokes......ok. But jokes about retarted people? Sometimes i wish there was not a computer between us.May god have mercy on your souls when he someday takes your lives.
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BigWh1tey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 39) |
posted June 13, 2000 12:15 AM
Sorry if i personaly offended you steelsoldier i had no idea you or someone you love is retarded . i only meant to bring a smile to the face of those of average or even above average IQs , my lowbrow comedy has got me into trouble yet again . Ill be sure to steer clear of you in the future as i surely dont want my " ass kicked " or " name taken " . ------------------ "Ive got pieces of guys like you in my stool" -- Frank Sinatra [This message has been edited by BigWh1tey (edited June 13, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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