posted June 06, 2000 09:59 PM            

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Have you ever had a really good fuck but you dont want to be seen in public with her. I got this girl that has a body to kill for. Tight ass and big fake tits, exercises all the time. But she looks like she got punched in the face a couple of times. I want to continue to nail her but she wants to start doing things in public. She said that she wants to start doing things outside of the bedroom. Do I just bite the bullet and take her ugly face out for a night?

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posted June 06, 2000 10:04 PM            

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I was in the same boat once. Dated a 40 year old I was 24. Just had sex and never went out. Even in school (trade school) I didnt want to even hold her hand.
I was an ass, a player,,,But I am a new man.

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posted June 06, 2000 10:04 PM            

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Just take her to small quiet places, and make it seem romantic, but that way only a small part of society will see you guys together LOL...... I mean like small restaurants late at night, the park or lake, shit like that.....Man this is some funny shit when I really think about it

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posted June 06, 2000 10:06 PM            

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One thing i have learned in florida is sometimes ugly girls have hot ass bodys and sometimes fine chicks have no body at all.

The girl maybe ugly, but she is still a person with feelings. I know i may sound like a wuss but hurting peoples feelings sucks. Take her out let her show you off, you know you have done the same thing with a fine chick that prob. didnt want to be seen with you either....lol

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posted June 06, 2000 10:06 PM            

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Wait til halloween

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posted June 06, 2000 10:08 PM         

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Just make sure the lady knows you're not into public displays of affection. Tell her you don't like to hold hands. Besides, if you get into a scrap, she can help you out and shes none the worse for wear. hahahahahahaha

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posted June 06, 2000 10:09 PM            

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TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES,ITS A LEAST DARK IN THERE,I AGREE WITH MOE THE WUSS(J/K)ALL PEOPLE HAVE FELLINGS

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posted June 06, 2000 10:22 PM            

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go where no-one you think you might BUMP into will be.

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posted June 06, 2000 10:28 PM            

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hey if shes good enuff to fuck than she should be good enuff to take out.dont be a prick ,people do have feelings, this post is really sad.
she takes care of in bed so you should take care of her.
be a man not a bitch.

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posted June 07, 2000 02:06 AM            

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Go out to places far away...Like "oh my favorite restaurant is 2 towns over.." And "this movie theater has more comfortable seats.." LOL

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posted June 07, 2000 02:11 AM            

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take her to movies> the drive in
then go and rip her ass apart!

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posted June 07, 2000 05:54 AM            

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Take her out to a costume party or wait till Halloween!!!hehe

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posted June 07, 2000 07:26 AM            

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Tell her you have a phobia of crowds. So if you go out it will only be for her and it will only be for fifteen minutes and you have to get right back home.

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posted June 07, 2000 12:52 PM            

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You guys have me pissin my pants over here. All those coments are the best.

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posted June 07, 2000 12:59 PM            

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Yeah, me too. One time I had the case of the blue balls with an ugly chick so we went out all right...camping and hikin' way the fuck out in the woods. I took pics and showed all my friends cuz they wanted to know where I was. I just showed them the pics: "Hey guys, look, me and bigfoot!"...

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posted June 07, 2000 01:17 PM         

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You can take her out to movies and restaurants without being detected by a lot of people. Just don't take her to clubs where there are a lot of other girls you want to screw.

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posted June 07, 2000 01:26 PM         

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Beauty is only skin deep but ugly is to the bone!

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posted June 07, 2000 01:36 PM            

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fake boobs and ugly face? Maybe she should visit the doc again.

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posted June 07, 2000 01:45 PM            

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That's terrible...how could you be so cruel? I have a friend that was in the same situation you are in...he did this to the poor girl for two years...no one ever saw her, he never took her anywhere and all we ever heard out of his mouth was how ugly she was and how much better he could do...well last week she had finally had enough and told him she never wanted to see him again....now he's all messed up, can't eat can't work and realizes he's in love with this girl and can't live without her...so he goes out buys her a ring and proposes to her....and she said "NO"......I'm a firm believer of what goes around comes around...if your not interested in having a "real" relationship with this girl....please let her go...how would you feel if someone was doing this to your sister or mom?

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posted June 07, 2000 02:17 PM            

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Fitnessbarbie, How about this. I can understand what you are saying about stringing her along, maybe that is wrong. And I do believe that what goes around comes around. So what if I just tell her that I'm not looking for a relationship at this time and that I just want to have sex with her and thats it. As I see it, i'm kinda leaving it up to her at that point.

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posted June 07, 2000 02:23 PM            

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Latimer: That was funny as shit!! That sounds like something my country ass Grandmother would say.

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posted June 07, 2000 02:23 PM            

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Well at least you would be telling her the truth... that's a good place to start. I just can't help feeling sorry for her and even you...obviously neither one of you are getting what you really want out of this or you would be happy to take her out and introduce her to your friends and family...and she wouldn't be asking you to take her places if she didn't already think in the back of her mind..."What's going on here?" Just my opinion.

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posted June 07, 2000 02:25 PM            

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Jeez! how ugly can she be? Or better yet how good-looking do you THINK you are?

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posted June 07, 2000 02:26 PM         

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Are you saying I'm country ass? j/k
I forget where I heard that but funny sayings just have a way of staying with me.

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posted June 07, 2000 02:36 PM            

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actually, I'm getting exactly what i want out of this. I know I sound like an ass-hole but it is true. I just got out of a relationship and I have no intentions in getting in another any time soon. This girl has a hot body and lots and lots of $$. So I get sexed up when ever I want and She's always giving me gifts. This is the best because i'm having my cake and eating it too. And as I see it, she would not be doing it if she was not getting something out of it herself. Lets get real, she gets some young hot guy to have sex with all the time and I get a sexual relation ship with no strings. Plus, I think i make her feel like she's special, you just cant put a price tag on something like that.

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posted June 07, 2000 02:54 PM            

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More power to you...as long as you are happy..that's all that matters :-)

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posted June 07, 2000 03:05 PM            

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Who fucking cares is she's ugly. If her body is that hot lots of guys will still want to nail her. Or at least you won't have to be bothered by people who stare....

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posted June 07, 2000 03:12 PM         

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How ugly is she man? Is she a 2 bagger? You know 1 bag on her face and another one just in case the first one falls off. Reminds me of a girl I once dated. She had a face only a mother could love.

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posted June 07, 2000 03:23 PM            

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I'll tell you what I will do. Try to keep this post floating around. I will steal a picture of her from her house tonight and put it up on the post. Someone just needs to tell me how you attach a pic to a message. You can all analize her, I'll try to get a half nude pic, I know she has some somewhere.

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posted June 07, 2000 03:27 PM         

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Jesus that'll destroy this poor girl if she ever runs across this post. If she's as bad as you say I can't wait to see the comments the brothers are gonna post.

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posted June 07, 2000 03:33 PM            

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i can help you post the pic bro... just email me

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posted June 07, 2000 04:06 PM            

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Hope she looks better than this! :0

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posted June 07, 2000 04:14 PM         

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Man, how did my girls picture get on here! Iron God: you bastard! You'll pay for this one. No more twinkies for this bitch when I get home.

Is that my hammock she has on as underwear??

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posted June 07, 2000 04:15 PM            

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Thats hideous Iron God!! Please tell me your not associated with her in any way shape or form. I think I'm going to be sick.

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posted June 07, 2000 04:24 PM         

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Funniest picture I have seen in a LOOONG time! What I am wondering is how that little stool is holding up? ...or what size that chain is around her waist? I saw the same size chain on an anchor from an aircraft carrier docked in San Diego!

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posted June 07, 2000 04:45 PM         

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Christ, man! I think if she would ever go to the zoo, the elephants would throw peanuts at her. Does she use a parachute for a miniskirt?

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posted June 07, 2000 04:54 PM            

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Oh my GOD!

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posted June 07, 2000 05:02 PM         

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I hope that's a diet soda she's sucking down.

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posted June 07, 2000 10:00 PM            

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holy shit i bet that chick can cook bro.
i could use her when im bulking.

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posted June 07, 2000 11:16 PM            

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OOOOHH HHHH MMMaaaaann Thats awful!
Hey what do you wanna bet thats a diet soda?

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posted June 08, 2000 02:09 AM            

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eeeeehhhhheeeeeee hehehehe ooooo mmy godddd!

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posted June 08, 2000 02:30 AM            

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The one thing I love about these posts is that you guys always eventualy change the subject, enough with that fat bastard, so wheres the pic of your girl man, havn't stolen one yet?

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posted June 08, 2000 11:24 AM            

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bump for the pic of his girl

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posted June 08, 2000 03:28 PM            

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I have not forgoten about the pic. It will definitly be on here. I got busted last night trying to steal this great one out of a frame. I figured by the time she noticed it was gone it would be to late. So i got to pull a mission imposible and get this photo for all of you, it will be done.

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posted June 08, 2000 03:47 PM            

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Was the picture in the frame that bad. I thought you were going to get a Good Pic. I have to see this Body You are ranting about. I am new at this Web sitwe and am already addicted.

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posted June 09, 2000 03:11 PM            

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bacaba,.....where's the pic. I fucking curious.

btw, been in your shoes. Just tag her and take her out every now and again. If your boys see you, it'll just be a funny story a few years from now about the ugly chick you used to tag.

But god forbid, don't fall in love with the chick....b/c she'll still be ugly and then your friends will all be like, "yeah she's really nice"....like my freaking dog!!

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posted June 09, 2000 05:06 PM            

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common bacaba, why you got to keep all the bro's in suspense... just let us see the damn pic man.

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posted June 09, 2000 06:25 PM            

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only take her out on halloween.

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posted June 09, 2000 09:22 PM            

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Some of the guys onthis board love to say they've been in all these situations, but in reality they are FULL OF SHIT. It is obvious by some of your answers.

Bro, take the girl out. Are you so insecure that you are going to worry about what strangers are saying? Do you really give a shit?

Just remind yiourslef that after you guys get home, you get to sleep with a girl with a great body (A "lightwitch beauty"), and they'll probably be snapping off.

Bro, you're not going to marry this girl, so have a little fun with her.

matt

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posted June 10, 2000 12:13 AM            

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Hey Matt, don't tell him that or we'll never see the pic

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posted June 10, 2000 02:04 PM            

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I got the picture. I stole the fucker last night when she was sleeping. I just now have to wait for a friend to get home so i can use his scanner. Wont be long I dont think.

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posted June 10, 2000 02:14 PM            

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I got to go home. Keep this bumped until monday if possible. I got to see this ugly ass hottie.

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posted June 11, 2000 04:15 AM            

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Bump for the pic, hehehe,

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posted June 11, 2000 08:30 PM            

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I hope you got a pic with a little skin

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posted June 11, 2000 10:17 PM            

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bacaba, sleep with them all just deny you
boned the ugly ones.

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posted June 12, 2000 03:36 PM            

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Bacaba: Its not the face ya fuck its the fuck ya face.

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posted June 12, 2000 03:37 PM            

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Bacaba: Its not the face ya fuck its the fuck ya face.

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posted June 13, 2000 05:01 AM            

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keeping this thread alive, wheres the pic bro??

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posted June 13, 2000 11:37 PM            

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Where is the PIC, it doesn't take this long to scan something, Arghh!!!

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posted June 14, 2000 01:57 PM            

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bump for pic

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posted June 14, 2000 02:10 PM         

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DAMN, I hadnt seen this string but its one of the funniest damn things Ive ever fukn read. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes! (especially with the pic of the big chick) No bullshit, been there too, no Im not just say'n that either. But I did bite the bullet, took her out hmmmm about 3 times. Always out the of the way places that werent so popular. lol

Bump for the pic

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posted June 14, 2000 11:16 PM            

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bump

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posted June 14, 2000 11:26 PM            

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if anybody looks at you funny just tell them that you are on probation and have to do community service by taking out ugly women!!!!!!

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thats some funny shit

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