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Motorhed Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 114) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:42 PM
  
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing fireman's helmets. Unable to come up w/ an explanation, I left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded in a rage, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a particular passage. Sticking it in my face she said,"See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar."' IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:47 PM
sorry dude , that sucked. try this..... how do you circumcise a red neck???? kick his sister in the teeth!!!! IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 708) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:56 PM
now yours sucks goleafs. kick his sister..........shit. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 112) |
posted June 06, 2000 11:33 PM
What do an Arkansas bear and an Arkansas girl have in common? They both lick their paws How do you know when a hillbilly girl is menstruating. Her sister says her brothers dick tastes funny. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 623) |
posted June 06, 2000 11:48 PM
the last one was pretty good ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted June 07, 2000 07:39 AM
hehehehe you are all baaaaaaaad human beings. ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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wade bravo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 156) |
posted June 07, 2000 10:25 AM
Hey i am a hillbilly you fuckin' city boy faggots.........i guess their all kinda true though,sorry. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 335) |
posted June 07, 2000 10:35 AM
It's kina like racing, I guess. Run what ya brung IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 821) |
posted June 08, 2000 12:37 AM
i told the bear and girl one today at work. those short ones are all that i can sneak by people at work. they must all have A.D.D. hehe IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 392) |
posted June 08, 2000 12:48 PM
Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed, took ole granny and threw her on the bed, down goes the zipper, out comes a worm, into the hole and then comes the sperm. Yeee Haaa. Doin ole granny! LOL LOL No offense to my southern Bro's. IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1053) |
posted June 08, 2000 07:01 PM
How do you get a girl from West Virginia pregnant? You cum in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest!!! How do you know when a girl from West Virginia is on her period?? One of her socks is gone, and a shoelace is missing!!! Ranger IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 203) |
posted June 08, 2000 07:18 PM
Why do they smear shit on the walls at a West Virginian wedding? To keep the flies off the bride. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 623) |
posted June 08, 2000 11:53 PM
eheheheh ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bigsexy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 215) |
posted June 10, 2000 01:39 AM
trailer parks, wal-mart, aldis, and nascar=trash nuff said IP: Logged |
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