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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 983) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:58 PM
  
I am tired of pullin my pubic hair every time i take a piss. I am not about to get a razor blade any where close. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 345) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:05 PM
What you never played "barber shop" with a girl before... you Mr. i know it all! come on, Moe get a pair of small sissors. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 948) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:10 PM
come on moe, buy one of thos electrical hair trimmers thingies...thats what i use. ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 345) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:22 PM
Mr. Muscle it is called a "Flowbee" hair trimmer and with you men having a part of your body "hanging" there I wouldn't use that . it may get sucked up in the hose! LOL IP: Logged |
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Motorhed Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:22 PM
"pulling my pubic hair every time I take a piss" poor short dick bastard! LOL Sorry couldn't resist! Try an electric trimmer. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 983) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:28 PM
lol "poor short dick bastard" just pulling the bad boy out is the only problem. I am a good 7. I tried the electric razor before, but after 3 days i couldnt even walk with out it itching like hell. I may just have to shave every couple days, but that is going to suck. there has to be a better way. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 360) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:43 PM
Get some tweezers and pull them out one at a time. If you are creative, you can create art. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 345) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:52 PM
Moe, you can use a pair of sissiors to trim those hairs down there, just don't cut it all off cause then you will get itchy!! You don't have to shave it just trim it so it's neat and clean!! LOL IP: Logged |
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supersizeme Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 37) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:58 PM
go to target or walmart or whatever and buy yourself a pair of $15 clippers. throw a 1 or 2 guard on it and trim it up. i never take a razor to it, the itching is too much of a pain in the ass. trimming the balls though is always an adventure...that just takes some getting used to. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 429) |
posted June 06, 2000 02:10 PM
moe, i do the same thing as supersize, just run that clipper through. you only have to do that stuff once a month or so. now if i can only figure out how to get rid of the hair that the clippers can't reach, like your know, over at the "strip". now those hairs are annoying. ------------------ "The race is long and hard... and in the end, it's only with yourself." IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 240) |
posted June 06, 2000 04:42 PM
Word of warning...if it pee's - DON"T CUT IT IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 502) |
posted June 06, 2000 04:45 PM
I use Mac3 with no problem at all. Now shaving the ass is hard! Gotta put the legs up with a mirror and....well you get the picture.  IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 182) |
posted June 06, 2000 05:28 PM
MOE, JUST T-BAG A BOWL OF NAIR IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 264) |
posted June 06, 2000 05:29 PM
LOL he said T-bag. IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 502) |
posted June 06, 2000 05:32 PM
LOL  IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 983) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:11 PM
well i went to target and got some hair clippers. I used a one and it looks pretty good. The balls were a bit of a problem. I was worried about the skin getting caught up in it, but everything went alright. What an experience, there still has to be a better way. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 502) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:17 PM
Be a Man. WAX those Balls! IP: Logged |
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Vitaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 341) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:19 PM
Get a hernia operation and you get some nurse to do it with no questions asked. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 429) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:29 PM
welcome to the other side. once you start cuttin, there ain't never going back. and as for the balls issue, time to get a hand mirrow and start squattin baby! it ain't going to be pretty... ------------------ "The race is long and hard... and in the end, it's only with yourself." IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 408) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:31 PM
Vitaman can I wait until the prep is done and then back out? hehehe.
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Vitaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 341) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:40 PM
Checkmatebloated, I which I had thought about that several years ago. I could have got several nurses to do it before they wised up. IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 562) |
posted June 06, 2000 08:27 PM
Shaving is the only way to go... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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lorenzo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 173) |
posted June 06, 2000 08:33 PM
The best way no doubt is with a regular razor. Use onre of the lady Gillette's so that you can get a good grip on the razor (ne side movement) and use Gillette Silk cream (I think that's it) and shave away. Don't use an electric razor, it will pull the hair and itches after. Really, a regular razor is very easy and safe....just takes a little practice. Actually, it feels really good sometimes while shaving... IP: Logged |
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joker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 203) |
posted June 06, 2000 09:22 PM
Just hang your nuts over your bong when you lit the cherry, and let em burn off. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 847) |
posted June 07, 2000 12:34 AM
ahahahahahahahahehehhahahaea ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 480) |
posted June 07, 2000 12:39 AM
Husky XR series chainsaw you manly-man. NO fuckin whinin either. IP: Logged |
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roadruler Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted June 07, 2000 02:49 AM
Some of these replys are funny!! I used to itch too after i shaved with an eletric. Try shaving it with the eletric, then take a shower and shampoo it... works for me. It sill itches a little, but not nearly as much as before. I might try the clipper idea. No way in hell am i putting a razor to my boys. IP: Logged |
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buckwheat Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted June 09, 2000 12:07 AM
its all about the mach 3....I used to itch the first few times...but I became accustomed to it....I shave it all smooth...I tried to use the damn sideburn trimmer on my electric...and caught a little fold of skin on my nutz....man...I about passed out seeing my own nutzac BLEEDING! my advice...stick with the real razors. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 983) |
posted June 09, 2000 12:12 AM
there will never be a day i take a razor and head down the happy trail. just the though makes me have to grab my nuts. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1132) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:21 AM
Seeing as how I cant stand bodyhair anyway..yeah....it stays well trimmed. Moe, just cut it down, shave off what you want, and slap some Vit.E oil or lotion on the skin to help with any itching. Your skin will adjust to it after a week or so. Later, IP: Logged |
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