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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:37 AM
 
Ok, Im a 14 year old male and I've been seeing this 15 year old chick for a while now. Anyway, I'm sleeping over at her house on saturday and I will be screwing her for the first time while her parents are away. Obviously I did not tell her that this will be my first time but who does? Basically I need some advice on performance. I know it won't be her first time. She's slept with a 16 year old in the past and he is pretty big. He looks like he's much better and more experienced in bed than me. How do I compete? How can I make sure she has an orgasm and everything. Any tips from you experienced guys would be appreciated before saturday. Thanx guys IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 923) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:43 AM
 girls dont tell you this, cuz they want you to find out for yourself, but they love to *****. thats the key thing, if you wnat to please her, then *****. and dont forgett to *** her ***, if you *** then *** *** *** ****** ** ********. ok? got it?? youll do great. ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 897) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:46 AM
hahahahaha........until you are 19 or so dont worry about her just get yours and then make her leave. You will learn how soon enough young grass hoper. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 395) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:47 AM
That is what I would do! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 206) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:53 AM
If you are like me when i was 14, just get you rocks off 4-5 times then start asking questions what she likes. At least by then you will have more staying power. Damn I miss those days. IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 319) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:02 PM
sorry fellows, had to delete it because my girl can't deal with reality. [This message has been edited by BigPappa (edited June 05, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 615) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:04 PM
if she isnt smelly and you like her, its high time for some good oral, she is pretty young and if you are the first to do this to her she will be very happy. note to mp3: oral before you stick your unit in her, not after. Slopain IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 206) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:18 PM
Hey guys, keep it simple. The kid don't need to memorize a "how to book," Just ask her real nice what turns her on. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 615) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:22 PM
After you do that truck her hard. IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:48 PM
You mentioned oral. That would be included as foreplay right? How much foreplay should I give. All my friends say to just start f**king straight away but magazines say that we should all spend ages on it. Also how long should I last? I don't think I'll have much trouble beating the 2 minute barrier but how much longer? As a teenager I normally wank all the time (puberty and everything). Should I do it in the days leading up to a f**king or should I hold off so I have more left in me? IP: Logged |
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gettnrippd Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:59 PM
if you do it right, foreplay is better than sex... thats comin from a 17 year old, but who cares... make sure to jack off 2-3 times before you see her so you dont cum like that guy in american pie... oral sex: dont have to be fast... just stick your tongue in and curl it against the front wall, slide it in and out... when shes about to climax, shell get real tense... pull your tongue out and slide it up about an inch to find her clit; shell show you where it is. the sex for the first time should depend on your relationship with this girl... if you love her, take it slow, regular missionary style... if shes just ass, prop the back of her knees over your shoulders, your on top, hold on to her shoulders for grip, cross your legs, and f*ck the shit outta her. and dont forget to leave bite marks where no one will see. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 923) |
posted June 05, 2000 12:59 PM
hey...i wank all the time to..and im done with puberty......i think..hmm ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 319) |
posted June 05, 2000 01:09 PM
Definitely go with foreplay...at least 45 minutes of it. Kiss her alot..all over...Don't listen to your friends since I take it they are teenagers as well. Don't ask her what turns her on 'cause chance are she doesn't really know...you can show her what turns her on instead. Just read my post above again and go with it...have fun...wear a condom and remember, don't cum! gotta go now because my girl is getting mad at me for speaking the truth and trying to help you out. Shit, no one helped me out and I am just trying to be there for someone who needs some guidance so chill out there sexy mamma! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 615) |
posted June 05, 2000 01:12 PM
your time schedule is as follows: oral until she orgasm's (remember to smell 1st) then sex until you come (if you get her to orgasm again, thats like getting an extra life in super mario bros or whatever it is you kids play now =) the good news for you is after you get her to orgasm (hopefully) then it really doesn't matter how long you last. wear a jimmy for 2 reasons std's and your staying power. IP: Logged |
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sammythebull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 05, 2000 01:26 PM
Here you go buddy. If you want her to follow you around like a puppy dog all the time afterward you need to spend some time at foreplay. Since this is a first for ya I think you should "clean the pipe" a few times before you go over to her house. Now when you start spend alot of time kissing her all over her body very gently. I mean give her a toungue bath and don't be afraid to ask her what feels good. After you've done that you need to eat her out. first start by kissing her thighs and teasing her the start very gently licking the length of her slit. By this time her clit should be fairly swollen. now start applying a little more preasure with your toungue and lick her entire slit inside and out then when she is good and wet start concentrating on her clit flick your toungue over it at a rapid rate but not to hard. you should insert a finger or two at this time and start working it around but be carefull to be gentle. She should soon cum if you do this proficiently. after that feel free to start the real fun. One more hint when you are screwing her reach down and cares her clit with your finger this will drive her wild. Have fun buddy and remeber don't be afraid to ask her what feels good to her IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1034) |
posted June 05, 2000 01:29 PM
I wacked it before my first time, and it didn't do a damn thing. Tell her it's your first time. If she's not a total slut, then she will like it. Then she will be more forgiving when you go 45sec. like me. I recommend that she gives you oral, then she gets on top of you, and controls everything. Grab the ass cheeks and hold on! I think you should have had oral with her before you have sex though. oh yeah..be safe ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 481) |
posted June 05, 2000 01:51 PM
studcj If you lasted 45 seconds your first time you are my hero. I beat it beforehand and still rimmed out. Puc IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 695) |
posted June 05, 2000 01:52 PM
This sounds like me! I was 14 my first time and she was 15. Thank god she was a total slut and showed me what to do. Let her be on top the first time until you get your feet wet. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 923) |
posted June 05, 2000 02:00 PM
your feet wet?? i didnt think you were supposed to use your feet.. ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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RaverDude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 254) |
posted June 05, 2000 02:41 PM
Just fuck her man. Your dick will tell you what to do. Then take a 5 minute break playing with her and sucking her tits until your jimmy goes back up, then fuck her again. You should last longer the second time, and then a third time. Keep this up until the sun comes up. Thats what I did when I was 13. <<<<<<<<<<<EAT SLEEP LIFT>>>>>>>>>>> IP: Logged |
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gettnrippd Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted June 05, 2000 02:56 PM
oh yeah... after she orgasms and is really relaxed, massage her ovaries... theyre close to the edges of her pelvic bone, a little under in line with her belly button, i *think*... you can find them; shell show you... be gentle... my girlie loved that, but the next day her abdomen really hurt, so i stopped doing it... MrMuscle: there was a thing on MTV's loveline about this guy with a foot infection who toed his girl, and now her pussy is nasty and infected... I lasted 2 whole minutes my (and hers) first time... but it was really slow... ohmygod it felt so good... My first orgasm is 1-5 minutes, second is 5- 30... and my third? unless were really going at it, Theo (his pet name) just stays up all night. Anyone got any tips for multiple simulataneous orgasms? I think my record is like 2 times in 3-5 minutes... She deserves better. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 184) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:03 PM
LMAO! You guys crack me up...  IP: Logged |
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ramrod Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 50) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:09 PM
damm the things you learn on the net just curoius what is a 14year old boy doing on a anabolic baord? IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 319) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:13 PM
From a girls stand point.... Remember that : 1. this is the most special part of yourself you can give to someone besides your heart. Best of luck to you!! [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited June 05, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 923) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:21 PM
hahahah thats fucking great...toe infection..haha skanky pussy...LMAO ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 615) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:28 PM
I lasted a while my first time, I think it was b/c I was too uptight about looking like an idiot and coming on entry - so after I went on for a while and as I got relaxed: <squirt> Sorry for the disgusting description... Slopain IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 321) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Slopain ------------ (if you get her to orgasm again, thats like getting an extra life in super mario bros or whatever it is you kids play now =) ------------ Bwahahahaahahahaahahhahaah!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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beerbarbq Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 328) |
posted June 05, 2000 04:01 PM
Much good advice, especially for oral pleasure, but as young as you are make sure you have 5 or 6 condoms that way you could have multiple orgasms too. You could nail her many times in one night, enjoy. IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted June 05, 2000 05:35 PM
both of you , get hammered and then you can have your way will her. just remember when youre on top its the top hole youre shooting for!!!! also , if she asks if its in yet , fake passing out and then blame it on the booze in the morning. good luck! IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 487) |
posted June 05, 2000 05:45 PM
FUCK EM WHILE THEY ARE YOUNG YOU DONT GET MANY YEARS TO DO THAT SO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. A FEW YEARS LATER AND ITLL BE ILLEGAL,SO GET IN WHERE YOU CAN FIT IN AND GET TO PUMPING AND HUMPING CAUSE THE PINK MEAT IS TENDER AND NEEDS TO BE TENDERIZED... SO SCIGGLYWHACK DAT ASS LIKE JOHN HOLMES FEED HER SOME REAL STEEL,MAKE HER BEG AND FEEL.JUST SOME POETRY FROM DA STEEL LOVE MACHINE. LAYTA IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 482) |
posted June 05, 2000 05:46 PM
not to piss you off little man, but your 14, why are you even on this board? IP: Logged |
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Steak Helmet Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted June 05, 2000 06:41 PM
HEY LITTLE GUY, Cover your bald pickle and go for it. If she has not been that sexually active, go south of the border...she will love it. First use your fingers...if she becomes moist, you know you are doing something right. Keep that pace up...vary fingers and speed. It is like driving through the ALPS...little fast here little slow there. Then proceed with oral sex...after a few minutes of that...DRIVE it in her Wait you are 14 Do not do anything it is not worth it. JUST DO NOT THINK OF YOUR MOTHER IT WOULD KILL THE MOMENT. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 803) |
posted June 05, 2000 06:49 PM
hehehe...steel beast you are funny ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 408) |
posted June 05, 2000 07:33 PM
JACKOFF before you go. Then f her and f her again. She is only 15 and may no know how to get of at this time. It take a girl a little longer to learn there body(idiots). Use boys figure it out real quick. IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT. IP: Logged |
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gettnrippd Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted June 05, 2000 07:57 PM
I've stayed at her house several times, just me and her, and weve gone at it like 8- 15 times... I mean multiple *simulataneous*/ *consecutive* orgasms IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 221) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:54 AM
Hey MP3, you'll let us know how it goes right? and I mean details IP: Logged |
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BIGBADFKR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 287) |
posted June 06, 2000 02:06 AM
YOU GUYS ARE A CRACK UP IP: Logged |
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mrbill Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 35) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:13 AM
hey little bro, follow all the advice and don't worry about the 16yr old competition...he probably didn't know what the hell he was doing either and came as soon as he stuck it in, remember if he was so great she wouldn't be bangin you. Finally, just relax, have fun, and cherish the moment...you only get your first piece of ass once. IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 246) |
posted June 06, 2000 08:41 AM
YA, YOUR TO FUCKIN YOUNG TO BE SCREWING ANYONE. Give me a break ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 246) |
posted June 06, 2000 08:44 AM
and wtf is a 14 yearold doing on an anabolic board. Go play some video games. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 06, 2000 11:19 AM
fUCK OFF YOU OLD BASTARD! Their is no age limit for a discussion board! You can bodybuild or read discussions at any age. Thanx 'twisted steel' or whatever you call yourself but I'll play my video games later! And what do you mean I am too young to be screwing anyone? If you are pure sex appeal like your signature says, then you would have been screwing at 14 to. [This message has been edited by MP3 (edited June 06, 2000).] [This message has been edited by MP3 (edited June 06, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted June 06, 2000 11:27 AM
14 and fucking, spending the night at a girls house and on an anabolic discussion board with the support of 10,000 juiced up pussy hounds. Buddy, it doesn't get any better than this. Let's teach him the freaky shit now!! Pinch her nipples when she's on top(not hard). When you're doing the oral sex, suck on the clit while you play with it with your tongue. While you do that, start pushing on the asshole with your finger. If she stops you, let it go, if she doesn't, you've opened up another playground. Most youngsters think thats a bad thing though so judge for yourself. I'd start off with a shower(together) so both of you have time to play. That could easily calm you down and start the foreplay. Bring the party-pak of condoms and leave with an empty box. No shit?...14? Treat it like a rental, make that 16 yr old beg for tips IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:13 PM
Thanx. So far i've picked up loads of tips from you experienced guys. I should do great if all this stuff is right. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 897) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:13 PM
yeah bro it is good to ask questions, dont sweat the negative post. Another thing to do since it is your first time is have her get on her hands and knees. Then you get behind her and hit it doggystyle. when she gets into it, take it out and really fast shove it in her butt. She will scream like a wild monkey. Then say "whats my name", "say my name" as you slap her ass. girls love that. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 319) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:16 PM
Moe dank: That is some funny shit bro. MP3: You should know he is only kidding....well, come to think of it, some women probably would like that. But, a little 16 year old I doubt it... IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 615) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:22 PM
In my humble opinion, girls also like to be called skank ass hoes, and prostitutes - best to do this right after you cum, then duck quickly. hehe Slopain IP: Logged |
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Fitnessbarbie Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 80) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:30 PM
Just make sure you really care about this person...your first time should be with someone special....and from a woman's point of view...make sure after you make love that you hold her and kiss her....don't just jump up and go looking for food! IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 897) |
posted June 06, 2000 12:51 PM
I think everyones first was some hot little slut. I dont give a shit if my first is even still alive. It was my 14th birthday, both virgins and we though we were in love. Just bang her and since its her house make her fix you something to eat after. PS about the butt thing, no joke 16 or not she will say damn this kid knows his shit. I would have killed for advise like this my first time. I was just worried about if i was hurting her. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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sammythebull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 06, 2000 02:09 PM
Here's a trick for ya, after you're humpin' her for a bit stick a couple ice cubes in there and resume humpin' my wife loves that. IP: Logged |
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beerbarbq Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 328) |
posted June 06, 2000 02:56 PM
I wouldnt try it exactly like Moe Dank said, when you have her doggy style dont just take it out and try and stuff it up her arse, work your thumb in there first and get her warmed up to the idea, and definately make sure she is drunk first and you are home free. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 389) |
posted June 06, 2000 03:14 PM
goleafs... thats fucking hilarious bro! ------------------ "The race is long and hard... and in the end, it's only with yourself." IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 437) |
posted June 06, 2000 07:46 PM
does anyone here think this is a 30 year old posing as a 14 year old? dude what in gods name would a 14 year old be doing in a steroid discussion board? IP: Logged |
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JR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted June 06, 2000 08:21 PM
watch a porno flick and get tips from that IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 171) |
posted June 06, 2000 11:40 PM
MOE DANK YOU CRACK ME UP EVERY FUCKING TIME,AM I THE ONLY JACKASS THAT COULDN'T GET A HARD ON BECAUSE I WAS NEROUS AS HELL I USED LIKE A BOX OF RUBBERS CAUSE I KEPT ON LOSING MY HARD ON,OF COURSE NOWS A DIFFERENT STORY....MOE I'M STILL LAUGHING.MP3 SHE'S STILL YOUNG AND DOESN'T KNOW EVERY THING SO DON'T SWEAT IT,AND GOOD LUCK YOUNG ONE KEEP US POSTED IP: Logged |
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gettnrippd Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted June 07, 2000 12:22 AM
this post is starting to get heated and fucked up... its hard to tell whose being serious and whos joking... oh well, its funny as shit IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted June 07, 2000 12:58 AM
MP3-I don't care if you are 14 or 44, we had better get an update on this honey! My shit is solid and whatever you go for, as long as its slow and easy and escalates slowly in freakiness, you'll OWN that ass. Have fun, man. Save the Kama Sutra shit for the permanent girl( no offense to the followers).As a side note, you had better be here for the discussion part of this place and NOT the AS side. These guys are correct in this is not the place for little kiddies. Sex advise is one thing but these drugs can fuck you up for life if you start at 14. I have a friend who was suicidal allegedly fron doing juice at 13. That wack wasn't right til about 25. No kidding on the ass or the juice. Ass-now,juice-20yrs old! GO LIKE HELL!!!! IP: Logged |
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Jay-T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted June 07, 2000 03:15 AM
get her to tell you what she wants! simple as that dude. worked for me! IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 07, 2000 06:24 AM
I am 14. I don't come here to read about steroids I come to look at the chat board and get weight training info. By the way, Where's the clitoris? IP: Logged |
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beerbarbq Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 328) |
posted June 07, 2000 07:57 AM
You can find the "clitoris" with your thumb, while doggystyle work your thumb up her arse and feel up and and to the left and you will get it. HUH???????????????? IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted June 07, 2000 10:23 AM
Hopefully she's hot and bothered. Insert a fingertip and bring it back out and up. You'll feel the inner lips coming together and its right there. That is the sweet spot. Treat it kindly and she'll stalk you. Be soft and firm alternately, never hard. Change speeds and directions, too. Hey, it just dawned on me--is anybody on this board leaving their daughter home this weekend? When your finger is inserted, feel inside the front wall about an inch up for a textured spot. If you find it, rub that while you suck on the speedbag and tease it with your tongue. Good luck, don't let us down. If she says no, its no for real. If she runs her mouth, have her busted for statutory rape.j/k IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 221) |
posted June 08, 2000 03:00 AM
bump, remember, DTAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 221) |
posted June 08, 2000 03:00 AM
bump, remember, DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS IP: Logged |
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dianabol Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted June 08, 2000 03:22 AM
I AGRE TOTALY WITH BULL,BUT FOR TWO DAYS ON A ROW BEFORE YOULL SEE HER JERK OFF EVERYDAY AND YOU WILL LAST LONGER,DO AND FOLLOW WHAT BULL SAID AND "MAKE SHURE THAT WHEN YOU START LEAKING THAT THING"TELL HER YOU WAN'T TO KNOW WHEN SHE IS ABOUT TO .COM AND THEN YOU STICK IT IN AND START STRIKING HER,BUT STILL CARESING HER OUTSIDE UPER CLIT.(BY NOW SO RED) SHE WILL COME AND COME AND COME AND COME. "I WILL EVEN STICK MY FINGER UP HER ASS" AS SHE IS COMING,THEN SHE WILL LOOK UP TO YOU LIKE A GOOD.(WEAR A CONDON AND WASH AND REPEAT AGAIN SEVERAL TIMES,ALSO DO THE 69 IS A MUST AFTER SHE COMES THE FIRST TIME.) UPS....GOT TO GO WIFE JUST WALK IN...... IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 08, 2000 09:48 AM
Do you guys wash your hand after fingering your chicks ass? IP: Logged |
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sammythebull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 08, 2000 01:03 PM
No man just suck the shit right off it. IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 221) |
posted June 08, 2000 04:47 PM
Dude don't even say shit like that, Blaahhh. By the way, if your gonna service her backdoor make sure she washes it IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted June 08, 2000 05:41 PM
Ther are no natural lubricant for the anus. Use K-Y or something. No Vaseline or butter no matter how funny it sounds, do it right. Feces is body waste, take that shit seriously, too. Clean everything up before and after. Don't go back in the snapper with out washing with an anti-bacterial soap(dial or something). You can cause her to get vaginitis if you're not clean. If you go limp while pounding her unconscious, have her blow ya, works for me. We better get a report with this sized investment we've put out! IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 239) |
posted June 08, 2000 10:30 PM
since everything on earth has been covered for this kid, Ill say what no one has said: I dont think you should be fucking at age 14. But I digress.... IP: Logged |
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sandiegomike Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted June 09, 2000 12:06 AM
i agree 150%. too young to worry about this stuff. but if your gonna sleep with her, PLEASE, use a condom. you are way to young to have a child. HELL, i am 30, and i am way too young to have a child. IP: Logged |
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MP3 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:09 AM
Ok Condoms, condoms, condoms. Got it. In fact I registered at the clinic the other day. They gave me a bunch of free Jiffis. Some friends have said that Jiffis split easily. I could go and get some fo a different variety. What kind of Johnies do you guys wear bearing in mind; safety, flavour and other important factors? What do you think of the extra strong? Also what about ribbed condoms. What's your favourites. I've already memorised all your other advice. Thanks guys. Keep the help comin'. Tomorrow's the night. I'm shitting myself already. I'll update you all on monday. Whew, getting nervous. Damn IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted June 09, 2000 09:23 AM
Those nerves will fuck ya man, knock that shit off. Monitor your breathing and heartbeat when you're with her. Don't get giggly and talk fast or loud, she'll pick up on it. If you don't go for my shower foreplay idea, try to do something else thats simple to break the ice like just holding hands. When you start, go slow and don't bum rush the ass. If you can, set up a camera....haha I'm kidding but every one of my friends that I told that to has wished he'd have listened now that she's gone. Hell, later on we want a video.haha yes my brother! It'll be something to remember for later, she might think its fun. You never know. As for contraceptives, check out VCF. Its a contraceptive film that is inserted in to female and after it dissolves(5min) you can pound the ass out of her(not needed there, though). Double up on them if you're seriously concerned(one of each, not two of either or both) Give her one for Kahn. Yeah, that'll help you last longer, see how many of our names you can remember while working it. My cousin always thinks of masterbating with dry leaves to help him last longer. IP: Logged |
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johnny_lats Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted June 09, 2000 11:03 AM
Regarding Condoms, Some people can have a problem with them, yet using them is very important! I suggest, you play around with a few to get used to how they feel and how to put them on. Try beating off into a few. Inspiral are the best brand but hard to find. Johnny IP: Logged |
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Natymike Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:04 PM
Don't blow right away, think about Janet Reno. IP: Logged |
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FitKitty Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:32 PM
This is just from a girl's point of view so take it or leave it: girls don't necessarily like it when guys are all "cocky" about their sexual "prowess". You are only 14 so she probably knows there isnt a lot of "prowess" yet. Why not just say to her something like, "I'd like us to spend all night just figuring out what makes us hot. I want to just experiment with you until we get it right." Remember, she is nervous too. I wish someone had said all that to me. I had a one-pump-chump my first time. I wouldnt have minded if he hadn't been so cocky . IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 923) |
posted June 09, 2000 01:54 PM
hehe one-pump-chump thats hilarious..i think i lasted for 3 pumps ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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sammythebull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 09, 2000 02:19 PM
Here is probably the best advice you will get. Go to the adult store and since you are underage get someone who is 18 to go in and get you some desensitizing gel or spray put that on a bit before you do it so it can dry (you don't want her desensitized) and that should be able to help you last longer. IP: Logged |
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powerbuilt Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:48 PM
HEY,(a long while back) who was it that said hyrdocodene makes you last longer? Does that actually work? IP: Logged |
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Pedro Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted June 09, 2000 08:52 PM
do her good IP: Logged |
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ballyboy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted June 10, 2000 12:41 AM
just dont let her catch u snoozn afterwards, she'll probably wanna cuddle or some crap like that...if u wanna be consistent with her, tell her what she wants to hear..then run IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 175) |
posted June 10, 2000 01:02 AM
Natty mike: LOL. Think bout Janet Reno? Sweet merciful crap he might as well have her kick him in the nuts, cut his dick off and slap him in the face with it. Damn if he thought about that ugly mug he might not get it a load off for the rest of the nite...once ya got an ugly chick in ur mind the bitch never leaves... May God have mercy on all of the souls that ever had Janet Reno pop up into their minds while screwing. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted June 10, 2000 01:12 AM
remember to rip the rubber off before you cum (which for a first timer like you should be within ten strokes) and jerk it in her mouth. tell her to swallow it all and lick it off your wang. after you both have a smoke and another beer. HIT IT AGAIN , and at this point , youre both experienced lovers now...... shes ripe for a good ass-thrustin'....dude , chicks love tailgunners.goodluck IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted June 10, 2000 10:22 AM
Put this at the top so you don't forget the update. Also to start the round of Good Lucks and keep it ups!!You go young man IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 803) |
posted June 11, 2000 11:00 PM
good luck lasting more than 2 minutes.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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johnny_lats Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted June 12, 2000 04:55 PM
So, how did it go? Johnny IP: Logged |
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