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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:29 AM
   Dont you just hate it when froends, or relatives, comes to your house, and sees you BB magazines. they pick one up and "Eeeeew, thats grose", or "Do you REALLY wanna look like that?" i get so sick and tired of hearing those questions. and i get testy and throw some shit in theire face like: ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 197) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:31 AM
Just hold up the picture, look from it to them several time, then say, "Oh my fault, I guess I should look like you?" Then just don't give a f###. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigPappa Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 61) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:32 AM
Just tell them you would actually be like most people and hang around coffee shops and dring coffee and smoke cigarettes because that is MUCH better than being a bodybuilder. Or that you actually prefer to have flab hang over your pants but or that you prefer to have a fat ass, and chicken legs, but that looking at those magazines only inspires you to go get some cheesecake because you want to make sure you NEVER look like a bodybuilder....Tell them you have those magazines because you don't want to reveal your true secrets of being an overweight, coffee drinking, smoking, donut eadting, fat bastard. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted June 05, 2000 11:35 AM
damn man..you found me out..damn..better hide thise cheesecake..damn oh and...can i get back my pink spandex now..you promised me you would only borrow it for a week ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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RaverDude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 235) |
posted June 05, 2000 04:11 PM
I hate those ignorant fuckers. Hate them. "eww look at the veins, eww look at the cuts, ewww thats too big, eeww that is sick, why would you wanna look like that". Fuck off you fat bastards. Bigpappa, nuff said. Yah, I also wanna be cool and hang around coffee shops and smoke cigarettes and read mags. I think that they are just jealous. Those people are pathetic. I workout(hardcore) 5 days a week, dont smoke, dont drink coffee, dont drink tea, dont eat tylenol every time I get a little pain and could benchpress those fat fuckers any day. Sorry about the anger but I just hate those ignorant lazy fuckers.
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wade bravo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted June 05, 2000 04:32 PM
You look at them and say yo momma's so fat it takes her two trips just to haul ass......i know its an old one but stil a good one. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 316) |
posted June 05, 2000 05:40 PM
I ALWAYS SAY NO I JUST MASTURBATE TO THE FITNESS CHICKS IN THEM AND WHEN IM DONE DOING THAT I USE RONNIE COLEMAN TO SOP UP ALL THE LOVE JUICE THAT HIT THE CARPET,THEN I PROCEED TO SEND THE MAGAZINE TO THEIR MOTHER WITH A THANK YOU NOTE SAYING THANKS FOR THE CHEESCAKE AND PINK SPANDEX.....YEAH FUCK THEM....THEY ARE JUST DUMB AS FUCK AND BELONG IN THE FAT FARM OR AT HARDEES WITH THE REST OF THE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 323) |
posted June 05, 2000 05:44 PM
Mr Muscle, when they ask you 'eww do you want to look like that????' say, well not exactly like that, Im just trying to make sure I don't end up looking like you. Slopain IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted June 07, 2000 10:31 AM
bump it damn you ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 262) |
posted June 07, 2000 10:40 AM
I've got a +40lb cousin that gives me shit and doesn't like my long hair or earrings. I tell her I'm too busy taking care of my bodyfat percentage to worry about keeping my head shaved like every other motherfucker on the planet. I like me, fuck the rest of them IP: Logged |
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Dark Stalker Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55) |
posted June 07, 2000 10:57 AM
Back two years ago when I started to be interested in BB, I was reading a Musclemag magazine in the bus and some asses were talking about me as a gay because it's full of men pictures ! (?/"*&%?"?$)("?)% Dark Stalker IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 323) |
posted June 07, 2000 11:02 AM
I know what you mean Dark Stalker, I feal weird if I give props to some dude w/ a good build (like in mags) if Im not with a fellow Iron Bro. Slopain IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted June 07, 2000 11:07 AM
im the only guy i know who buys those kinda mags..so if i wanna talk BB i have to go onine here..its sad ------------------ [This message has been edited by MrMuscle (edited June 07, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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