posted June 05, 2000 11:03 AM         

Some pushy jerkoff hollars at me to hurry up when i'm filling my 32 oz designer water bottle at the foutain.

No one believes me when i tell them how much i used to bench in High School.

The big guys just don't want to accept the fact that if i trained harder i could be just as big or bigger then them.

Those same guys occassionally grunt when they're doing a heavy set. If you have to grunt you should lower the weight or just hold your breath like me and not worry about it.

People give me dirty looks in the lockeroom when i'm brushing my teeth naked. We're all men, grow up boys.

People get on my case when i don't rack the weights when i'm done or clean the sweat up. They pay workers to do that i mean isn't that part of my gym dues.

People complain about the music and request that heavy metal or hardcore rap.

Those same people won't hush down when i got an incoming call on my cell phone.

I see these genetic freaks come in lift for an hour then leave. Meanwhile i'm in there for no less than 4 hours every night and struggle for what little gains i get.

People bitch at me for swinging the bar and cheating when i curl. These are the same people doing half the weight i'm working with. The worst part is they're usually bigger good genetics once again.

People try to hurry me into finishing up on a machine or bench. I need at leat 10 minutes between each set and when i'm done i'll let you know.

People snicker when i try to tell them about the latest and greatest 35 set bicep workout i read in the new issue of Flex.

I see people touching their ass to the floor when doing squats. They're just asking for knee problems.

I actually let someone work in on my machine and then he yells at me cause i won't stop talking to him in the middle of his set. Hey i didn't ask for your company.

People refuse to wear a weight belt, wrist straps, and knee wraps. Or they just wear it on a few exercises. Safety first people. Besides they accessorize my spandex suit, otomix shoes, and nike head band.

Someone is struggling with their last rep on the bench press and i run over and rack the weight for them and that start yelling at. Damn pricks i don't know how many lives i saved doing that.

When me and my lifting partners are hovering around and on the bench press and engaged in some great conversation and some big monster interrupts us and asks if he can use the bench. Then he gets all pissed when I tell him no. Roid Rage that's all it is.

Most of all I hate it when my membership runs out at Bally's.

[This message has been edited by Latimer (edited June 05, 2000).]

posted June 05, 2000 11:12 AM            

and when they only got blue and green spandex available. bue and green? thats gay colours, i want my pink spandex.

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

posted June 05, 2000 11:35 AM            

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SIZE MATTERS

posted June 05, 2000 01:28 PM            

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

posted June 06, 2000 12:53 PM            

I hate getting pumps...I dont like that tight feeling..I prefer to be loose...heh..heh..

I hate it when people get ticked when I only have 18 more sets of bench to do and they have to wait..its not like Im hogging the fucker..

I really hate it when people wipe my sweat off the bench, and look at me like its gross, I mean its my personal contribution.

My biggest peeve however is those dudes in the gym using gear..I HATE THOSE GUYS...always laughing at me...just because they are cheating...just wait till they shit their liver out...then we will see who is laughing..

posted June 07, 2000 05:43 AM            

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"The World is Yours"

posted June 07, 2000 07:47 AM            

L8R

posted June 08, 2000 01:19 AM            

im sittin on my friends butt while hes doing donkey calve raises and i get an erection

im benching 315lb and sweat slides off my spotters nipples right into my mouth

people run away because i always fart while i deadlift

my dick peeps through the side of my shorts and young boys in tight shirts wink at me

everytime i meet a hot chick in the gym and take her home for some poonga poonga her dick is bigger than mine

my work out pants have shit stains and cum stains all over the buttock region...and theyre not even mine

im tieing my sneakers in the locker room and when i look up my face is 1 inch away from some big blck dudes dick

small guys bench more than me

i ate mexican for lunch and its heavy squat day

posted June 08, 2000 09:39 AM           

and i realy hate it when all the pink dumbells are in use.

And i REALLY REALLY hate it when my profile gets deleted of Elite...(yeah i know, im not gonna nag about it anymore, i think)

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"Pain, is just weakness leaving you body"