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bacaba Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 52) |
posted June 01, 2000 04:17 PM
  
I was wondering, what do you think of to keep yourself from blowing you load. When I want to keep fucking and not cum, I think of a trunk full of dead bunny rabits all cut up in little pieces. It seems to do the trick. IP: Logged |
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Komo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 01, 2000 04:22 PM
You are sick...... I can`t remember the last time I didn`t wanna shoot loads of loads! /Komo IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 153) |
posted June 01, 2000 04:31 PM
I was not ready for that one. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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YellowD98 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted June 01, 2000 05:17 PM
lol... I think about rubbing my crotch against a jagged rock while an old grandmother watches me. Or getting my penis cut off by any sharp object, that usually does the trick. IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 398) |
posted June 02, 2000 01:10 AM
Well I'll tell you what, when I'm at a club and I'm dancing with a girl and I feel a woody coming on, I think about her squating down taking a big stinky dump it the woods some where and having no toilet paper!!! that keeps me from getting embarrased by a massive woody on the dance floor!!! IP: Logged |
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beerbarbq Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 268) |
posted June 02, 2000 06:36 AM
Well that depends, if I am with my girlfriend then i just stop for a few seconds or think of Roseanne or someone like that or meditate, if however I am with a one night stand I blow my load as fast as possible and get up and leave, usually takes less than a minute, i figure if I am never going to see her again why bother with all the effort, just get what i want and leave and then go have a good laugh about it with my friends over a beer, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. IP: Logged |
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bouncer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 02, 2000 08:10 AM
I with beerbarbq on this one. Get rid of the stuff and have a laugh about it afterwards. I can't remember not ever wanting to come quickly. However when I do I'll certainly remember the trunk full of baby rabbits, it's a good one.
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runner Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted June 02, 2000 02:17 PM
words to live by, beerbarbq. IP: Logged |
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Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 107) |
posted June 02, 2000 03:11 PM
I just pray in my mind: Our Father, who art in heaven, hollowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Deliver us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen. I AM NOT J/K RELIGOUS, I AM CATHOLIC MYSELF. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 237) |
posted June 02, 2000 03:24 PM
pokemon, you pray during sex... thats kind of weird. i'm catholic myself i don't pray but i yell out the Lord's name alot(oh God like multiple times)... hehe ------------------ "The race is long and hard... and in the end, it's only with yourself." IP: Logged |
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xtreemrush Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 69) |
posted June 02, 2000 08:19 PM
i only pray FOR sex!! IP: Logged |
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cowbell Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 203) |
posted June 02, 2000 09:24 PM
damn, i was just going to say I wish I had a trunk full of rabbits to feed to my 10' boa. later bro IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 277) |
posted June 02, 2000 09:31 PM
Just knowing that prayer is a sin! IP: Logged |
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bench Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted June 02, 2000 09:44 PM
baseball IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 297) |
posted June 05, 2000 03:01 AM
SHIT I DONT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING,I JUST CUM ALL OVER HER FACE THEN PROCEED TO CUM ALL OVER HER AGAIN THEN PROCEED TO CUM ALL OVER HER AGAIN...YOU GET THE PICTURE I DONT STOP UNTIL THE WELL IS DRY.COMPLETELY DRY.BUT IF I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING IT WOULD BE A 12 YEAR OLD FAT BITCH WITH A MULLET IN A PINK BUNNY COSTUME SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WITH HER CHUBBY FINGERS IN HER ASSHOLE...JUST BEING WEIRD AGAIN....NO OFFENSE IP: Logged |
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