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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 133) |
posted May 28, 2000 06:59 PM
 
Fellas, I just recently treated a friend to a trip to the local Topless club. This was my second excursion to the land of grand. Now, aside from the obvious wonders of a well run strip club, I due believe that the best aspect of it all is the SMELL OF THOSE WOMEN. Perhaps Im imagining things, but I find that few women ever give that cloth lingering aroma that a stripper gives. I actually enjoy smelling my clothes after a number of lap dances. My buddies seem to agree, however I would love to get your opinions. Dont get me wrong I think its sad that some men are forced to frequent places like that in order to gain some semblence of attention from the opposite sex. There are a lot of pathetic creatures there. Godbless, them I guess, but how horrible must it be to be so unappealing that the only way one can get a woman to touch them is to stuff a 20 in their garder. However, I must say that I am a bit arrogant and have relativly high standards. As a result I am the guy who seems to be "perpetually single" becuase I get so bored with the bullshit games I have to play and the energy I feel I shouldn't have to expend with women. Every now and again, those titty bars are a great place to safely releive the poisions of PERPETUAL sexual frustration. Freedom, would be to act upon all the chances I and other brothers on her get to have sex with the many attractive women we meet. Unfortunatly we face a number of nasty diseases that scare the EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. So much so, that I willingly remain very much sexually inexperienced when compared to some of you Animals  In other words, although a pathetic place to frequent, the Local Titty bar in moderation is a great, safe, stress relief tool. For the attractive young male bodybuilder in a world of potential and sexually transmitted killers. So endth this long winded rant. Your thoughts would be facinating. PS, last night I had every oportunity to fuck this gorgeous big breasted tan brunette. But damn it, I will say this much. I DISPISE CONDOMS, and Fuck me if my conscious didnt go into overdrive, sparking my common sense, thus overridding my hormones forcing me to turn down this SEXUAL ROMP. ARGHGHGHGHGG I WANNA LIVE IN THE 1950'S ------------------ IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 705) |
posted May 28, 2000 08:29 PM
I can honestly say i have never been to a strip club. I have had a few friends that worked at them, but some how just never have been. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted May 28, 2000 08:42 PM
Well..the few times I have been to a strip club, it was because I was drug in there by friends. I feel the same way you do about the situation......why should I give some bitch $20 dollars for a lap dance when I can get the real thing at home! My girl looks twice as good as those strippers anyway and my standards are extremely high! I just think it's pathetic that a amn has to spend up to $200 just to have some bitch dance in front of them (and they don't even get to touch the pussy)! I don't have anything against strip clubs, but they just ain't my cup of tea. Maybe if I'm desperate enough (which won't happen in this lifetime...I hope) IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted May 28, 2000 08:56 PM
I know what you mean man. That after smell is great. Hey Flex, did you go to one of those dirty joints with gross women and thats why there unnatractive. I've been to one of the more classy places and the women there were gorgeous, and I have very high standards as well IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted May 28, 2000 09:05 PM
Well I've been to Cheetah's in Las Vegas and some other one there but I forgot the name. What's so fuuny about Cheetah's is......I was in there with about 6 of my buddies...now I'm not gay, but all of us were like the best looking one's in there. I was the only black one in the crew so all the black dancers made it a point to try to get me to spend some dough on them. They were all pissed off because I wouldn't front out the dough for a dance!! I was like fuck this, I'm just here with my buddies to WATCH!! Ya'll bitches ain't getting none of my cash!! They thought I was all stuck up and shit. Fuck em'. That's why I don't go in strip joints anymore. I figure I'm not gonna front out any cash so why should I even be inside the joint when all I'm gonna do is get harassed. Right? IP: Logged |
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GOWZER Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243) |
posted May 28, 2000 09:15 PM
DUDE YOUR 0N THE FUCKING MONEY$$$ ..THAT STRIP BAR PUSSY $MELL IS THE BEST SMELL IN THE WORLD,I CAN ALMOST BUST ONE FROM THE SMELL ALONE.MY BOY BOUNCED IN A GREAT BAR IN QUEENS NY,AND I USED TO HANG OUT WITH HIM EVERY FRIDAY,GOOD SMELL GOOD PUSSY GOOD ASS GOOD TITTYS WHAT MORE CAN A MAN WANT!!!!!! EXCUSE ME WHILE I GET ROMANTIC WITH MY SELF =) IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted May 28, 2000 09:21 PM
Gowzer...WHAT MORE CAN A MAN WANT!!?? How about actually FUCKING the pussy instead of just smelling it!! IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted May 28, 2000 09:39 PM
im with flex on this one...also lived with a stripper once upon a time...they aint all that IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted May 28, 2000 09:44 PM
What also gets me is that some guys think that the stripper actually likes them because they are stareing (spelling) them in the eyes!! THEY STARE AT EVERYBODY....THAT'S HOW THEY GET THE DOUGH!!!! IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 133) |
posted May 28, 2000 10:10 PM
Flex played it smart. My buddy just pays the cover and watches. I respect that, but if I see huge breasts, my formost weakness and if I just so happen to have an errant 20 in my pocket. I just gotta spend it. I will say this though, the wonderful Smell of topless whores aside, those women are fuUUUUUUCKED UP in the head. 80% of them Hate, and I mean Hate men. I havn't met one yet that was well adjusted and goal oriented. Their all fucked in the head ------------------ IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 334) |
posted May 28, 2000 11:08 PM
Damn guys...yall are forking over some cash I bet.... You guys have to do what all the Mexican workers here do which I learned from a few...go get about $50 worth of ones and take them out and switch pockets from time to time..that way they think your loaded...Had the best time at a all nude club once sitting near some guys that mow yards...guys had plenty of beer for us and everyone had fun....to bad in Harris county which is pretty much just the city of houston, they can't give lap dances anymore legally that is IP: Logged |
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THESAINT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 695) |
posted May 29, 2000 12:06 AM
Twisted steel, You're right on both counts. They are fucked in the head--among other places--look at millgirl. She was a paid pro. and now she's not. Now she wants everyone to respect her. I don't disrespect her, but come on, would you bring her home to mom. Also, the smell is great. That's because they don't generally wear perfume. Most guys don't like heavy perfumes, so they wear powder or very light clean scents. [This message has been edited by THESAINT (edited May 29, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 623) |
posted May 29, 2000 12:15 AM
i sure wouldn't bring her to mom... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 188) |
posted May 29, 2000 02:26 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like they all wear the same perfume? IP: Logged |
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Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted May 29, 2000 02:41 AM
Pussy is pussy, be it a strippers, or "the girl next door" nuff said IP: Logged |
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Cornobbled Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 78) |
posted May 29, 2000 03:32 AM
I feel that it is my duty to support those hard working young ladies at least once a month. Okay enough bullshit. They should give me stock options. IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 336) |
posted May 30, 2000 05:12 PM
Well call me an asshole but, I have been thinking about the business aspects. My wife won't let me work thier but, I would sure like to count the money. I think they all were the same stuff and yeah it is a dead give away when you walk in the door. That and the glitter on the forehead -HEHHEEHEE IP: Logged |
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INTENSE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 19) |
posted May 31, 2000 12:24 PM
a stripper once told me that they wear this stuff called Lady in Red. I ran out and got some from Rite Aid. It comes in a spray can for like $5. My wife wears it once in a while, she doesn't know why I love it so much! I would highly reccommend running out and getting a can for your ladies, it's well worth it! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dogballs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted May 31, 2000 07:37 PM
Hey Twisted_Steel, you what I think is sad, those pathetic newbies to the club who spend all their money and cant say no to a private dance! HeHeHe IP: Logged |
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scarface1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 176) |
posted May 31, 2000 10:57 PM
Strip clubs are the shit. My best friend's parents owned the best strip club and bar where I grew up, and we hung out there all through high school every weekend. The girls were beautiful, and always very friendly since my friend was the owners kid. As I got older I dated about half the girls there. Do not live there any more but if any of you bros every go to K.W. FL. let me know I know the good places to go. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted June 01, 2000 02:13 AM
This chick at my work and her boyfriend are taking me to a strip club for my first time on my birthday next Saturday. I am sure it will truly be an enlightening experience. IP: Logged |
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micke Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted June 03, 2000 06:39 PM
Think it smell fish boys fermented baltic herring..he he he he IP: Logged |
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xtreemrush Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted June 03, 2000 07:15 PM
Cant touch them...then you guys aint going to the right places. I remember this one time i brought in a 12 pack of beer and pulled up a chair to the runway. Their c**t hairs were actually tickling my nose. And 20 dollars!!! I gave the bitch two quarters and a dime. But the smell!?!??! Jeez, it was like a harbor full of fishing boats at low tide!! Seriously, on one of your next gear shopping trips to MX. go by one of the strip bars there (I have only been to Nogales). you can touch, finger, .... hell, i think a couple of those girls were about 15 or 16 too! p.s. I really love the smell of a chick in one of the higher class t-bars. What is it and where is it so we can get that for our mothers...i mean girlfriends. IP: Logged |
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Steak Helmet Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted June 05, 2000 06:28 PM
I must say that the Gentlemen's Club in Reno is by far one of the most classy and tasteful places I have been. The women there are the most beautiful women you will ever see naked. I had the oppurtunity to take a girl by the stage name of MAUI back to her place and fuck till my heart exploded, but I could not wait until she got off work(6:00am). I was drunk and very tired from the busy day. GOD please give me the strength...but that might have been a good thing. She could have been filled with BUGS. The kind of bugs I do not want to deal with. IP: Logged |
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sandiegomike Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted June 06, 2000 01:07 AM
funny you should say that steak! the mens club in reno was the best night of my life. i had the best filet ever in my life there, the rice that came with it was the best i ever had, and within 30 seconds of sitting down (the best part of the story), some girl picked ME up!!! dated her for over a year as well. every damn girl in the club is gorgeous. a few fitness models as well.....=) thanks for bringing back fond memories. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mrbill Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
posted June 06, 2000 06:42 AM
i worked in topless clubs all through college... bartending, doorman, manager. There are some great looking chicks and i had my share but about 99% of them are completely fucked in the head, nothing but trouble if you get in a relationship with them IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 470) |
posted June 06, 2000 07:11 AM
Anyone seen my exgirlfriend? She dances by the name Vanity in Arlington or Dallas. She is half black half Puerto Rican. She won the best dancer of DFW a few years ago and now hosts the contest. She was also in the Texas toppless contest I think she got third I don't remember. When I was in Dallas for christmass I got one of those topless papers and her picture was in the middle so I know she still does it. L8R [This message has been edited by thiassi (edited June 06, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 470) |
posted June 06, 2000 04:34 PM
Someone must have seen her. Bump
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Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 138) |
posted June 08, 2000 01:01 PM
I work in a strip club in central jersey i definetly smell-la-la-la whats cookin! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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E M T Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted June 09, 2000 05:40 AM
i agree with mrbill. I dated a stripper once and she was totally fucked up in the head. She was completely brain washed by the sex driven world she lived in. I'm glad I'm not seeing her anymore, but it was a lot of fun. IP: Logged |
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