posted May 27, 2000 09:52 PM            

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ANYBODY WANT TO CONFESS?

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posted May 27, 2000 09:55 PM            

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Im work'n one off right now!!

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posted May 27, 2000 09:56 PM         

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yeah its pretty cool. i dont even have to bother with forearm workouts.

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posted May 27, 2000 09:58 PM            

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Its more addictive then juice hehe. I'll hold off for a few days then as soon as I do it again its right back to the old routine and not wanting to stop.

Don't be assamed theres only so much puss out there at any given momnet

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posted May 27, 2000 09:58 PM            

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heheh..no more forearm exercises.

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posted May 27, 2000 09:59 PM            

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Sorry...I let the girlfriend beat the meat.

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posted May 27, 2000 10:10 PM            

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Me no, hell no, well maybe once a week.....

Masturbation is like shaving, once you start you never stop.

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posted May 27, 2000 10:17 PM         

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Never convicted.. heh

Arminius..

You know you have jacked off too much when you jack off and think of other time you have done it...

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posted May 27, 2000 10:30 PM            

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Didn't know I had to confess to:

Punching the Clown
Roughing Up the Suspect
Manual Gunnery

but I guess I'm guilty

Matt

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posted May 27, 2000 10:32 PM         

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Damn Matt I am going to have to remember those... hhehe pretty good

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posted May 27, 2000 10:33 PM            

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well since they cut my cable here, my porn channel, no more, have to find the ladies, but when I had the chanel, I was a beatin machine

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posted May 27, 2000 10:40 PM            

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when you cant bring a girl back to the pad cause you have two rooms full of plants it is about all there is. I am down to about 3 or 4 times a week. depends on if i see the girl that lives next door tanning in the backyard......lol

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posted May 27, 2000 10:41 PM            

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i can pull off two a day, i get really horney juicin with test.

its like high school when your on....
one non stop boner!
NO JOKE heheheh

jeTT

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posted May 27, 2000 10:49 PM            

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i have some homemade movies i made with my ex-girlfriend.i broke one out earlier and jacked it.its more exciting watching your own flicks.

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posted May 27, 2000 10:54 PM            

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I think an easier question would have been who doesn't!

A recent poll found that 85% of all men admited to jerking off....

It also determined that the other 15 % are liars.

Pitbull

[This message has been edited by ThePitbull (edited May 27, 2000).]

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posted May 27, 2000 11:02 PM            

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the only person who jerks off more than me has three hands and more spare time .

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posted May 27, 2000 11:10 PM            

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good one, armenius...

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posted May 27, 2000 11:24 PM            

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You guys are all gonna go blind.....with hair in your palms. But truthfully......that's what the "not available" on icq is for! LOL

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posted May 27, 2000 11:27 PM         

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I'm married, ofcoarse I do.

Personaly I'd rather hear from the ladies though.

T Bone

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posted May 27, 2000 11:40 PM            

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theirs now way i could ever get to sleep unless i take care of bussiness

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posted May 27, 2000 11:52 PM            

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4-5 times a day on avg. All time best 13, I kid you not

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posted May 28, 2000 12:58 AM            

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I'm with you jboy. I've never juiced so I can only imagine what would happen then. When I'm on nor-ephedrine and yohimbine I end up encased in a tomb of dried semen at my computer for days on end. hehe... j/k

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posted May 28, 2000 01:02 AM            

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I'm curious about the women too. A hotty at my work says she's gotta get it at least once a day. Let's hear it blackhaus1 and others. PS- While you're at it, you should try and email me back one of these days Kat.

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posted May 28, 2000 01:03 AM            

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lakugobah aayhogiuy oops sorry the hair got tangled up in the keys....

what did i just write? i cant really see it too well..

hehe. i'll admit it, and i know where all the good porn movies are too....hehe. so i dont have an imagination! hehe.

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posted May 28, 2000 01:39 AM            

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Not with this ECA dick kicking....he he he

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posted May 28, 2000 01:50 AM         

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JuiceBoy,
That brings a whole diferent meaning to your handle.

JUICESEEKER,
Now that I look at your handle and your request for confessions, you're starting to cancern me. hehe
just kidding bro.

T Bone

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posted May 28, 2000 01:53 AM            

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Hey MattSky:

How about--Auditioning your finger puppets;
Corrallin' the tadpole;
Rasslin' the rooster;
Polishing your helmet.

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posted May 28, 2000 02:00 AM            

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You are speaking about Mrs. Hand and her five lovely daughters.

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posted May 28, 2000 02:02 AM         

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Ok bro, I do all the time, if you say you don't then you are a lier. I hate when women say that "That is disgusting". Then when they take a bath rub out a couple of multiple orgasms. It is human. Everyone has needs. When I was in the navy and on the 6 month cruise, I held the record in the division with most times in one night at 6. No bullshit!! I was married, so I didn't get any ass in different ports. But when I'm on AS, she better be prepared, cause 3 or 4 times in one day is a must. My sex drive shoots thru the roof whenever I'm on test. And it's so great!!!

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posted May 28, 2000 02:13 AM            

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who doesn't choke the chicken should be the question. And he who really doesn't is not really a man but an alien disguised as a man. Choking the chicken is a must for the survival of man. Sure we'd like to fuck the real thing but if its not there, improvise. 75% of the internet is porn so all you here must have polished the rifle if you are here online.

Stick to bodybuilding and AS please.

<<<<<<<<<<EAT SLEEP LIFT>>>>>>>>>>>

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posted May 28, 2000 02:31 AM            

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Never heard of it.

ghans

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posted May 28, 2000 02:47 AM            

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salute the general a couple times a day. i think its the beauty of a few ftp sites i have access to. the more porn , the more blisters , know what im saying.....

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posted May 28, 2000 03:17 AM            

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hehehe i hear ya Flex. With my ECA dick i dont feel like doing nuthing

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posted May 28, 2000 03:28 AM            

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I PUMP THE CUM AT A FAST RATE...MY TRICK IS TO FLIP THROUGH THE TV CHANNELS AND FIND THE BEST LOOKING BITCH AND GO TO WORK...ONCE I HAD TO JACK OFF TO RICKI LAKE..HEY IT WAS LATE AND NO OTHER BITCH WAS ON TV!!!

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posted May 28, 2000 06:47 AM            

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It happens! Like twice/day!
Not so often during my deca cycle though!

/Komo

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posted May 28, 2000 06:54 AM            

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You'll know when you are good at it when "you switch hands and gain a stroke".

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posted May 28, 2000 08:16 AM            

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You guys are all sick perverts, I would never er..I never uhhhp...I would never admit to that most vial act.....Okay so what I'm only a male and it's biological nessity, women don't always put out when we need one to blow a load...any female volenteers who what to helpout can post here or email me, should be 5'4 or less, around 12%+- a couple% BF. 38 21 34 dimensions. 25 to 38 years of age.jdddddddn blond, redhead, brunette, it's all good, weight 100 to 112 lbs +- a coupe of lbs. Anytaker's out there, and if your rich that helps too...Just kidding, hey you don't know until you try...

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posted May 28, 2000 10:54 AM            

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HELL YEAH I JERK OFF!!!! Sometimes thats all
I got to look forward to at the end of a hard
day.Ive went thru more pornos than you can imagine.I fantasize about x-girlfriends,
my friends girlfriends,even my friends pregnant wives,At the end of a night out
clubbin if I dont hook up then when I get
home Im jerking off too the first girl who
acted like she wanted to hookup.Sometimes
I'll jerk off too all kinds of women at once.
20 pumps for the girl I met tonight 20 for
my friends hot pregnant wife 20 for that
girl who's been sending me e-mails 20
for the mamasita I met in cancun,OHH!!!
FUCK!!! that feels good,hold on I need
more lotion!! OK 20 more for that 17 year
old girl who keeps on flirting with me at the
gym. OHHHHH! SHIT IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted May 28, 2000 10:59 AM            

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ok this is geting creepy...

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posted May 28, 2000 11:06 AM            

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i think you pretty much summed it all up for everyone mr. muscle,

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posted May 28, 2000 11:23 AM            

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hehe yeah i tend to do that, dont i

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posted May 28, 2000 12:56 PM            

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I know every guy jerks off. So what I did is I went around school and asked a lot of girls. Many of them surprisingly admitted to the dasterdly deed and even described the event. I asked a couple of questions and they openly answered. For all of you guys reading this heres a little present from me to you;
http://www.x-3.net

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posted May 28, 2000 06:40 PM            

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Renegade said it best.
will

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posted May 28, 2000 07:07 PM         

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BooYah! Hell Yes!!! I brag about most shit that embarrasses most people. Mongo no scared

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posted May 29, 2000 09:08 AM         

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The thing about jacking off...and this might sound a bit sad...is sometimes I like it better because its less work. Sometimes I am just not in the mood for balancing on one elbow, rubbing around on her, licking here and licking there, waiting and waiting and waiting....c'mon will you cum already? Sometimes its too much work. I just want to go, grab a snack and be back in time not to miss anything between commercials.

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posted May 29, 2000 11:27 AM            

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My question for you men is how can you seem to jack off 5, 10, I even heard 13, times in one day, but cant please your girl that many times?

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posted May 29, 2000 12:00 PM         

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NOVICEJUICER speaks for me! I think we must be intellectual twins, lol.

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posted May 29, 2000 01:04 PM         

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Who jerks off?
Thats like asking who looks at the the tissue paper after wiping you ass or who turns around and watches the shit go down after you flush.
You all do and if you say you don't your a liar!
Look in the mirror and say I.

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posted May 29, 2000 01:19 PM            

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NoviceJ: That was too graphic dude! Didnt want to picture that. Exspecially the licking part! :P

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posted May 29, 2000 01:19 PM         

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I don't jerk off, but I have been known to:
Burb the bald man
Flog the log
get some hand-made pussy
Bash the bishop
bludgen the beefsteak
Beat up my best friend
and clean the pipes
(and yes, I have a girlfriend, she likes to watch me!)
(Matt, those were good ones too!)

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posted May 29, 2000 01:19 PM         

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I don't jerk off, but I have been known to:
Burb the bald man
Flog the log
get some hand-made pussy
Bash the bishop
bludgen the beefsteak
Beat up my best friend
and clean the pipes
(and yes, I have a girlfriend, she likes to watch me!)
(Matt, those were good ones too!)

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posted May 29, 2000 10:39 PM            

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I have never masterbated but I jack off on a regular basis.

Masterbate = making love to yourself

Jack off = to jump in the shower get the urge and just wash that bitch real fast till it exploids! HELL YA WOOOOOOOO

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posted May 30, 2000 07:53 PM            

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steel beast is right on the money i just turn on the tv, and channel surf for hot chicks. and when you got satalite cable you can always find some.

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posted May 30, 2000 07:59 PM         

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Whatever happened to good old fashioned porn! Just take a porno tape with some real hot chicks on it pop it in the VCR, and get to work. Aferwards, take the tape out of the VCR and wipe down the screen. haha

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posted May 30, 2000 08:30 PM            

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uh speaking of which....see you bros later. this new little hottie at the gym has caught my eye and i gotta be at ease in front of her so.............peace!!!
hehe

where is that damn sock?

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posted May 30, 2000 08:59 PM         

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My hands are not big enough to jerk myself off!

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posted May 30, 2000 09:21 PM            

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Dawn, NoviceJuicer said it best. Too much work. I jerk off all the time. [Editors Note: 5 times daily, 15 times in one day is a record] But it is much easier to just do it real quick and be done with it. Then when the spirit should strike again, make yourself comfortable(to put it in a pleasent way). What I don't understand is, why don't women admitt to doing it more often than they do.

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posted May 30, 2000 10:46 PM            

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O.K. I admit to.....

BEATING THE BISHOP
FEEDING THE DUCKS
RUBBING ONE OUT
SPACKLING THE CEILING
RELEASING THE HOSTAGES
DOING SOME INTERIOR DECORATING

jUST TO NAME A FEW.

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posted May 31, 2000 06:29 AM            

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I can't believe this post got so many responses. Next somebody will want to know who picks their nose or how many times you wipe your ass after taking a shit. No wonder worms like Pimply Glutes are attracted to the board.

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posted June 01, 2000 12:39 PM            

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Nickname is Popeye

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posted June 01, 2000 01:53 PM            

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I pull my 3rd leg every now and then.
~~~~~~~3rd Eye Blind~~~~~~~~~

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posted June 01, 2000 01:56 PM            

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I wipe 3 times..whoops! I mean um...I pull it 3 times. lol

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posted June 01, 2000 05:25 PM            

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You go to hell for doing that

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posted June 01, 2000 06:19 PM            

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Well then pretty much every man and women over the age of 14 is damned already.

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posted June 01, 2000 09:08 PM            

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You mean currently?

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posted June 01, 2000 10:00 PM            

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IT IS MINE, SO I CAN PLAY WITH IT IF I WANT TO! :p

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