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Kaisersosay Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted May 26, 2000 07:23 PM
 
THIS LADY GOES INTO THE DOCTORS OFFICE ALL UPSET.SHE HAS THIS LUMP GROWING OUT OF HER FOREHEAD.SO THE DOC CHECKS IT OUT AND SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU.YOU HAVE A DICK STARTING TO GROW OUT OF YOUR FOREHEAD,IT'S A VERY RARE CONDITION.THE LADY IS SO UPSET,"HOW WILL I EVER LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AGAIN"WITH THAT THE DOC REPLYS........."DON'T WORRY YOUR BALLS WILL COVER YOUR EYES". IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 402) |
posted May 27, 2000 05:32 AM
 veeeeeery funny....veeeery funny... A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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Latimer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted May 29, 2000 04:36 AM
This lady's sister goes to the doctor cause she's having trouble having an orgasm. The Doctor tells her he knows an old voodoo lady that can cure this right away. The lady goes there and the voodoo lady gives here a magic f box. She tells her to just command the magic box and she will never have that problem again. So she gets in her car and starts driving home. Skeptical she pulls out the magic f box and decides to give it a try. So she says magic f box my vagina. Suddenly the magic works and before she knows it she's having an orgasm which causes here to swerve all over the road. A cop pulls her over and asks her if she's been drinking. She tells the cop the truth and explains the whole situtation. The cop just looks at her and says "Magic F box my ass".
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Kaisersosay Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted May 30, 2000 07:02 PM
THEY WERE BOTH FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IP: Logged |
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