posted May 26, 2000 11:17 AM         

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Ok guys, I'm sure most of you guys must be taking protein powders. Is it just me or do they kind of make you fart more often than you like? The other day I was doing a squat and at the bottom of the movement I dropped one and they had to evacuate the fucking gym. I'm sure you must have all had similar problems and I bet their are some interesting stories to be told on this subject. Tell me your protein fart stories.

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posted May 26, 2000 11:53 AM            

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I dont have a story for you, but if your looking for a 'cure' to keep your ass from messing up your workouts, search on the subbject type in fart and george spellwin, he wrote a post on some stuff to take that minimizes ass stench.

Slopain

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posted May 26, 2000 12:10 PM            

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well, one night i was at the gym, doing dumbell flys, and the dude right next to me walked past me and let one loose.....i didnt say anything....but at the end of my set i let one of the dumbells go out a little to far and WOOPS 90 pounds landed on the dudes foot.....my bad HA! HA! HA! HA!

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posted May 26, 2000 12:13 PM            

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thats a hard price to pay for tootin.

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posted May 26, 2000 12:24 PM            

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yeah i know, but that's one of the nastiest things you can do to someone, FART IN THERE FACE.........oh it's the 2nd sickest thing, the first is, when your benching, and your spotter drools and it lands on your cheek, THAT HAPPEND TO ME......GROSSES THING IN THE WORLD.......i have some pretty stooped people in my gym

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posted May 26, 2000 12:31 PM            

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Protein Powders + 10 egg whites + meal replacements = something deadly (ask my girlfriend)

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posted May 26, 2000 04:22 PM            

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what about when u see this REALLY hot chick in the gym. and as she does some stifflegged deadlifts she rips one that sounds like thunder...is she still attractive?

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posted May 26, 2000 04:27 PM            

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Pete,
It may be your X-girlfriend if you keep that up!!!

LOL
Bunny

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posted May 26, 2000 04:36 PM            

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A sick fart joke here.

Q."Whats the difference between a pussy and a refrigerator ?"

A."When you take your meat out of the 'refrigerator it does'nt fart!!"

Sorry guy's but I could'nt resist that one..

Bouncer

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posted May 26, 2000 04:40 PM            

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hehehe sicko

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posted May 26, 2000 06:16 PM            

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personally i love beefin in the gym,it keeps all the assholes from asking when im done with my sets...i generally like a bowl of bushs baked bacon beans before bent over barbell rows..

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posted May 28, 2000 08:40 PM            

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Damn I hate protein farts. They make people stay about 15 foot away from you all the time

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posted May 29, 2000 03:26 AM         

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All i got to say is you can talk about all the women distracting you from your workout, the pencil necks, and the spears pumping from the speakers, but nothing distracts me more then when i'm lowering some weight and inhale all that air only to realize it's been contaminated with one of those protein induced SBD's you dirty bastards cut. I know you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes but at least do it by the water fountain or away from the weights. There it is the white moment, my head is clear, I lower the bar, suck in deep, and bam!!! Now I'm thinking who's nasty ass did that come from and exactly what it was that crawled up there and died.

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