posted May 26, 2000 01:51 AM         

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hate to be blunt here, but i would love for her to do so, as of now i hear welcome to the jungle when she strips
any advice??

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posted May 26, 2000 05:36 AM            

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well im not a girl but break out the playboys and give her a "that would be nice" youll either get nice box, or a smack in the face

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posted May 26, 2000 07:08 AM            

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Offer to do it for her. You can make a game out of it and she will probably get turned on. When ever I do, it usually ends up pretty wet down there.

[This message has been edited by denmaur (edited May 26, 2000).]

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posted May 26, 2000 07:49 AM            

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when she comes home, say guess what we are shaving your snatch today. It worked on my last girlfriend. she even let me do it. If she doesnt keep it shaved she will be bitching at you when the hair starts growing back.

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posted May 26, 2000 09:07 AM         

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I'm assuming that you are trimming since you would like her to do the same. I'd try letting yourself go, and see how much she likes that. Maybe then, she'll see your point of view.
If your not trimming, then don't expect her to, she won't see the benefit.
God, i don't think i could go back to men without their "private parts" at least trimmed. And that goes for myself too.

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posted May 26, 2000 09:34 AM            

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Schedule her an appt. for one of those brazilian bikini waxes. They take it all off.

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posted May 26, 2000 09:39 AM            

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Take her to the shower and lather her up.

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posted May 26, 2000 10:02 AM            

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First, it is great to have a shaved but it iches like HELL when it grows back, as any guy who "Shaves" can relate to. So here is my suggestion.
Well, with summer coming, get her to try on her Bikini Bottoms. Notice how all those pubic hairs hang out the side, sexy..YUK!, she will have to agree with this. Next for a nice clean look with the bikini suggest immediate laser treatment, with underarms.. with a close clipping of the remainder of the hair. They will even do the laser with a thong instead of bikini (my wife it getting this done on her next treatment). . and might I say Yum Yum.

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posted May 26, 2000 10:08 AM            

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just give her crabs, shell have to shave it

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posted May 26, 2000 10:20 AM         

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Christ easton, did you go pro with that comment. That was great! BIGSEXY--my idea would be to light her on fire. just kidding, seriously though, what about taking a shower together and asking her if you can shave her legs and do the flirty play thing while you're doing it. Then work up higher and keep playing. Keep her into the play and more than likely, you'll play to your hearts desire.(Make sure she doesn't cut your balls when she shaves you)

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posted May 26, 2000 10:30 AM            

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...also if it is that long, make sure you trim with scissors first. If not the razor will pull the hairs and it will hurt like hell and she won't let you near her again...

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posted May 26, 2000 11:19 AM            

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...or you could greet her at the door shaved yourself. Thats what my dh did when I told him I would shave when he did. Since then, I haven't gone back. Well manicured is the only way to fly!

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posted May 26, 2000 11:30 AM         

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Some GHB will knock her out. Then chop away!...when she awakens, she'll thank you for it.

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posted May 26, 2000 11:51 AM            

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Ok, as one of the only females on the board, I guess I should chime in...I started being a "shaver" when I was 16...mostly b/c I was curious b/c one of my friends did. So my advice would be to talk to one of her friends and have them convince her, otherwise she will feel insecure about whether or not you have been happy with her until this point. Good Luck!

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posted May 26, 2000 12:16 PM            

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i really dont see why you cant just ask her...tell her you love licking a shaved box, so shell be tempted with extra 'benefits'...i know i like it shaved, with a light patch far enough away that you dont feel with your upper lip, you need a little 'traction' to push up on to get to the spot

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posted May 26, 2000 01:09 PM            

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When you get the muff off how about posting a pic on the board for us all the comment on, hehehe.....

Bouncer

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posted May 26, 2000 01:32 PM         

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Tell her it's time to have a summertime box not a european winter pie!

"The more we sweat in training the less we bleed in battle"

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posted May 26, 2000 07:12 PM         

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TAKE ALL THE HAIR OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR DONE,AND STICK IT IN HER TOOTHBRUSH,SEE HOW SHE LIKES HACKING UP HAIRBALLS,MY GF IS GREAT SHE'S ALWAYS CHANGING IT UP,FROM LANDING STRIP,HITLER MOSTACHE,WOOD FLOOR..ETC

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posted May 26, 2000 10:58 PM            

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trust me , do it for her. then dive in there and eat eat EAT!!!!

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posted May 26, 2000 11:19 PM            

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refuse to go down on her unless she shaves,and if youre any good she should run to shave that hairy sushi ball....

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posted May 27, 2000 02:35 AM         

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i love hairless pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted May 27, 2000 02:48 AM            

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Tell her it would make her look younger!!.

hehehe, now that's a little perverted thinking for ya.........

Bouncer

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posted May 27, 2000 03:23 PM         

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Goleafs you have no respect for your mouth you probably let a girl use your face as a cheap saddle. Just messin w/you

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posted May 27, 2000 03:24 PM         

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Goleafs you have no respect for your mouth you probably let a girl use your face as a cheap saddle. Just messin w/you

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posted May 27, 2000 08:42 PM            

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i do!

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