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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 920) |
posted May 26, 2000 12:50 AM
   Ok...on one note this is funny..on the next it sucks total ass. I live in a small community in which there is no ordinance about having open fires in your yard if you want one..so I have a fire pit and one huge wood pile. Soooo...I was bulding a fire last night..and I had some wood that was too big for the pit, well like anyone would do I broke most of it up no problem..but then came the piece I couldnt snap. Well being the genius that I am I put the board between too cinder blocks and begin to stomp on it. WElllllllll....it broke...and broke good..it broke so well and so fast in fact..one end came flying up..much quicker than I could see it and the damn thing hit me right in the mouth... Bam!!..the blood came running and I knew something was wrong. Well to make a long story a bit shorter, it pushed the tooth right next to my very front two backwards, and chipped the front tooth beside it. Needless to say I couldnt bite down right, and was in a fair amount of pain. So I got to the dentist today, and he jabbed me in the gums with some needles and took some plier looking fuckers and pulled it back up to almost where it was. It was enough so that I could bite down right at least. He said it will correct itself with some time, and he fixed the chipped tooth pretty easily. But on the pisser note, I cannot eat very easilly, so my diet is fucked for about a week or so, that is the part that depresses me most. Oh well, I got some great pain meds, and a good excuse to eat fat mushy shit for a week..heh..heh..heh.... Next week, Im buying a hatchet. Later, IP: Logged |
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TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 314) |
posted May 26, 2000 01:04 AM
Sounds like it's Protein shakes for you Mr...lol...That sucks but damn I bet that would have looked good for America's Funniest home videos
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted May 26, 2000 01:12 AM
damn bro. that sucks. if you would have lost that tooth though you would probably look like a mean mofo then. or you could have got it replaced with a gold one, "playa" hehe. hope things go ok in the next week or so. enjoy the pain meds. watch bill and teds excellent adventure. very interesting with some relaxation, GHB made that movie funny as hell. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 289) |
posted May 26, 2000 06:33 AM
hehe i work at a hospital..i can gt you some IV man, do you can just pump you fod right into your veins  OR you could buy a huge supply of meal replacment powders ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 3175) |
posted May 26, 2000 10:19 AM
Hhahaahah you should have left your teeth fucked and be true to your trailer trash hertitage!!!!
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Kahn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 201) |
posted May 26, 2000 10:24 AM
Man, feel sorry about the teeth. Load up on the protein and MRP's. BUY A FUCKING CHAINSAW IP: Logged |
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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 920) |
posted May 26, 2000 01:26 PM
Well said E2....coming from a french whore and all....heh..heh.. I would tell you to bite me, but that would ensue many teeth jokes that I dont need right now..for my brothers are merciless...just the way I like em...HA! It feels better today..but I have yet to try to eat so far.. WCP IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted May 26, 2000 01:30 PM
Toothless trailer trash jokes: What do you call 32 Arkansas women in the same room........ a full set of teeth Didja know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas......yup, if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush IP: Logged |
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