posted May 23, 2000 10:37 PM            

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Being a bachelor ain't easy. There is no time for cleaning the house, watering the lawn, preparing meals, etc. It almost makes you wanna get married....not! Anyways, I need some help around here but can't afford a maid. What do you think if I put a posting at the local college titled: "FREE PLACE TO LIVE AND EAT" and let them know that all they have to do is keep the pad clean and prepare my meals and stuff. It would have to be a female but no sexual favours are expected. How do you think this would go over? Who do you think gets the better end of the deal? I think it could be fair for both parties. Yes I am baked right now but I'm still serious about this.

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posted May 23, 2000 10:59 PM            

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You know thats not a bad fucking idea,I like
it.But you would also have to lay some other
rules down like her having her boyfriends
over & so forth.Make out a list of what has to be done everyday & recipes for BB.Some
girls might think this is kinda sexist but alot would take the opportunity in a second.
I dont know if some spoiled rich college girl
is the best idea,you should put an ad in the paper.

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posted May 23, 2000 11:16 PM            

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Good point Scot825, last thing I need is a "couple" hangin around here and so on. What groundrules do you think would be fair with regards to boyfriends hangin around? I was thinking college girl cuz they're all flat broke around here and are putting themselves through college and they would hopefully spend most of their free time in their own room studying. Plus I get to target my preferred age group this way.

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posted May 23, 2000 11:26 PM            

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that is a good idea. Having a chick around that wasnt talking shit to you all day long would kick ass. Man that is a good idea. I am glad you brought this up, I wounder what black1 thinks about it.

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posted May 23, 2000 11:28 PM            

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Krusher, what an awesome idea dude. I would agree with Scott825.....about maybe putting and ad in the local newspaper, and also yours of posting something at the college. You could possible get some tail out of this, select a good looking chick to live at your place and you know that she will have hot friends..........you get the picture. Sounds like that SKUNK bud is treating you just right. I think I'm gonna take a rip off my 4ft Graffix, Later Bro

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posted May 23, 2000 11:36 PM            

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I would say if she has a boyfriend not to
have him over no more than 2-3 nights a week.
Maybe she could let him stay over on a weekend
night but thats it.True not all college girls
are rich & spoiled but alot of the ones I
know are.Try to stay away from the Sorority
girls they are usually the most spoiled,trust
me I know.I was active in a Fraternity for
4 years & that is the only girls we hung out
with & hooked up with.Put a flyer up near the
dorms,students will do anything to get out of
there.

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posted May 23, 2000 11:36 PM            

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This idea could backfire big time. Number one, what if you wanted to have your girlfriends over and wanted some privacy. What would you do with the maid. After all, this is her house also. Right? She signed an agreement for a place to "live" if she does all the housework. Number 2, what if the bitch is hot and you all start a realationship. Now you have lost your maid and have a live in girlfriend that you can't get rid of. Ain't no way she is gonna do housework now since she thinks she is "your girl". I had about 4 reasons, but now I can't remember them. I'll get back to ya'.

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posted May 23, 2000 11:42 PM            

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Good point FlexB. If that ever did happen and you got sick of the bitch, dump her kick her out and post another sigh.

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posted May 23, 2000 11:52 PM            

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FlexB, you're right that this could backfire big time, but it could work out great if I fugure everything out ahead of time. As for privacy, I can use my room, plus it's my house so I can do as I feel. As for dating the chick, I WON'T get involved with this chick, I can get me some elsewhere. If I were to get involved with her, she would certainly start to slip and probably get away with it so I'll avoid that for sure. Love to hear a females perspective on this.

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posted May 24, 2000 12:03 AM            

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Lay down the law up front!Tell her That its
your place & your gonna do what the hell
you want when you want,not in those exact words but you know what I mean.Most likely
your not gonna get no hot ass girl to go
for that anyway,those girls are to use to
everyone else doing stuff for them.Find
a fat girl,well not fat but atleast pleasently plump.They are the best fucking cooks.Plus fat chicks usually have some hot
friends to hang out with.

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posted May 24, 2000 12:30 AM            

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heheh

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posted May 24, 2000 12:30 AM            

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Hey,
Can I move in...you pay rent, I'll cook clean, and hire the landscaper..heheh...And I no longer have a boyfriend so there is no worry about that!

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posted May 24, 2000 10:03 AM            

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Blackhaus, you're in. Do you give injections?

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posted May 24, 2000 12:22 PM            

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That may be sexual harassment waitin' to happen. What if ya walk around in your underwear and she thinks your coming on to her? There are no witnesses and the jury always sides with the girl. Especially if you're a big boy. Man, how long can you really last without ever thinkin' of pollutin' her, or acting on it? I guess you could hire a maid service. Or get an Au Paire(sp?). It's a good idea. Just got to get the fine print down.

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posted May 24, 2000 12:33 PM            

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Yes i do....where am i moving to???

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posted May 24, 2000 02:09 PM            

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Blackhaus.. hell.. if you want to move up to Canada (no is is not cold up here...) and make my meals and clean.. not ONLY will I give ya free rent, but I will provide weekly non-sexual foot massages (offer witheld if excessive corns are present) and all the candy necklaces you can eat!!! Think about it....

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posted May 24, 2000 02:41 PM            

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heheheheh now i have multiple offers...

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posted May 24, 2000 03:00 PM            

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Ya.. but.. where ELSE could you get an endless supply of candy necklaces?? There are an unlimited benefits to moving to Canada to board with me.
1. All the maple syrup you can drink. :P
2. Enough hockey to make ya sick.
3. We have better blunt than anywhere in North America.
4. Skiing/boarding just plain rocks in BC.
5. We are nice people.
6. Beer. Just....... Beer.

So.. just thought I would throw that out there. hehe.. if you really HAVE to stay in the states, I guess I will understand. heheh.

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posted May 24, 2000 04:08 PM            

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to make things simple krusher, you should take one that is fat and ugly. that way, you won't have any interest in her and she won't have any BF's coming over. the only thing is she might eat up all your food...hahaha

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posted May 24, 2000 05:48 PM            

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I took the liberty of writing your ad.

Roomate Wanted. Female. Non-smoker. Non-ugly

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posted May 24, 2000 07:08 PM            

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Would this work the same way if I am looking for a man to have around to fix things, do chores outside etc...
All the man stuff.

Just wondering.

Wanted: Handyman for around house, perverts need not apply.

Bunny
"This is who we are"

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posted May 25, 2000 08:18 AM            

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Well.. if you are willing to overlook your pervert clause, sign me up.

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posted May 25, 2000 10:21 AM            

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Whammo what the hell? Best blunt in North America as EVERYONE knows is from Placitas, NM. China ranked #1 Placitas #2. AND WHO THE HELL WANTS TO EAT MAPLE SYRUP ALL DAY.

Platinum

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posted May 25, 2000 10:40 AM            

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Bunny,
I am a great handyman. I even cook and iron. I always wanted to be a "houseman". I thought I had to find a rich wife, but this works.

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posted May 25, 2000 12:10 PM         

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DO NOT get an ugly chick. I know you THINK its a good idea but it sounds to me like you are the type of guy who some lonely Friday night watching ESPN and having tossed down a few beers would be sneaking peaks at her bending over watering the plants and thinking "Uhhmmm, what the hell. What can it hurt?" Then you have an UGLY live in chick who is not going to do any work now that she is your girl friend.

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posted May 25, 2000 01:04 PM            

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Plat -
Have to disagree .. some of the highest concentration of THC / crystals have been found in BC bud.. buuuut... the stuff in NM are probably a genotype from BC plants anyways... ... and the maple syrup? Hey.. you have to live here to appreciate it. *I* would not personally spend all day drinking it, but some people put it on tonnes of stuff (tortiere - version of meat pie, standard breakfast food, etc).. don't take it too seriously.. but, it's ok to be jealous of our fine sugary resource north of the border..

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