posted May 23, 2000 03:28 AM            

"Well MrMuscle, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, MrMuscle, tits out to here! She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, MrMuscle. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, MrMuscle, she couldn't swim!!."

The next day MrMuscle walks into a bar and sees THE STEEL BEAST sitten at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. MrMuscle says "What are you so happy about today STEEL BEAST ?"

"Well MrMuscle... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, MrMuscle, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, MrMuscle, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, MrMuscle, she couldn't swim!!!!."

A couple days pass and MrMuscle walks into a bar and sees THE STEEL BEAST down there cryin over a beer. MrMuscle says "STEEL BEAST , what are you so sad for?"

"Well MrMuscle, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, MrMuscle, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat. "So I took her way out, MrMuscle, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, MrMuscle!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And MrMuscle, I CAN'T SWIM!!!"

Hehe im sorry STEEL i jusr couldnt helo myself..Please dont hurt me

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

posted May 23, 2000 04:14 AM            

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

posted May 23, 2000 04:24 AM            

SCENE:MR MUSCLE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR...

MR MUSCLE:IM MR MUSCLE WHO ARE YOU?
IM MR.MUSCLE IN THE GAY PINK AND LIGHT BLUE.

IM MR.MUSCLE WATCH ME FLEX
IM MR. MUSCLE IM THE MASTER OF ANAL SEX.

IM MR. MUSCLE THE ONE WITH A BUTTOCKS SO FIRM.
IM MR. MUSCLE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE RICHARD
SIMMONS WITH A PERM.

IM MR. MUSCLE AND WHEN I DO DB PRESSES ITS WITH THE TWENTIES.
IM MR.MUSCLE I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PACK OF FLOWERED PANTIES.

IM MR. MUSCLE I TEND TO SMILE MY FRUITY SMILE ALL DAY.
IM MR. MUSCLE I GUESS WHY THATS PEOPLE WONDER WHY IM SO GIDDY AND GAY.

IM MR.MUSCLE AND YES IM A CURL CHEATER
IM MR.MUSCLE OH HOW I LOOK SO SWEET IN MY RAINBOW COLORED WIFE BEATER.

IM MR.MUSCLE I SQUAT TO PEE.
IM MR.MUSCLE AND LAST WEEK I COULDNT BENCH 150.

IM MR MUSCLE. AND DONT YOU FORGET.
IM MR MUSCLE. HEY GUY WITH THE DOG POST!!I MAKE A NICE PET.

IM MR.MUSCLE THE ONE YOU SCOFF.
IM MR MUSCLE I DONT NEED A WOMEN TO JACK ME OFF.

IM MR MUSCLE AND I COULD GO ON AND ON.
IM MR MUSCLE I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

posted May 23, 2000 04:42 AM            

just remember..payback's a bitch...hehe just you wait bro

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

posted May 23, 2000 03:35 PM            

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

posted May 24, 2000 06:43 AM            

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"